Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

After running around all afternoon, I finally arrived at the official residence of Changsun Wuji. Right at the door, a bald man with a big belly looked eagerly in the direction of the off-road vehicle.

As soon as Yuchi Baoqi parked the car, the rear door was opened. The bald man got directly into the car, closed the door and tidied his clothes.

"Brother, who are you?"

Li Shimin still recognized Changsun Wuji: "Wuji! How did you end up like this?"

Changsun Wuji sighed and waved his hands: "Drive to the train station first, and we'll talk on the way."

Yuchi Baoqi looked at the map and set off on the road again. Changsun Wuji moved to the middle of the back seat: "Xiaobao, I was really beaten to death by you."

"Revise the law, revise the law, you can create a new industry in two days, and plan a development zone in three days. The speed of revising the law cannot keep up with the development speed of the Tang Dynasty."

"Just talking about the road traffic law, if trucks are repaired today, cars will be repaired tomorrow. After cars are repaired, electric vehicles and bicycles will come out, and non-motor vehicles will continue to be repaired."

"The labor law that protects workers' rights and interests, and the draft regional protection policy that protects factory production and sales, now people are so full that they have nothing to do, and they still like to go to the streets to fight, and they just mess around because they have medical insurance."

As he spoke, Changsun Wuji said that he was angry, and began to scratch the hair on his head that did not exist, and made unexplained sounds in his mouth.

"Ah ah ah! Hee hee hee!"

Yuchi Baoqi glanced sideways at Li Shimin's reaction, then raised his eyes and carefully observed Changsun Wuji: "It's not bad. I thought you would lose weight day by day and die alone in the North."

Changsun Wuji sighed: "Beidi Tudou is really a nurturing person. After practicing the law and handling the official business reported in each area every day, he just wants to find a hemp rope to hang himself."

"I plan to be a well-fed ghost. I will die after eating. Don't report to the underworld hungry. Who knows that after eating, I won't want to die so much."

Li Shimin cleared his throat and wanted to enlighten Changsun Wuji: "It's not that difficult to compile the law. It will be completed one day, so just relax and do it."

Who knew that Li Shimin's words would directly trigger Zhangsun Wuji's explosion: "How is it possible! The law! The law is something that is always evolving. Time, place, region, and purpose will all lead to changes and alterations in the law."

"Now the female population in the Tang Dynasty has increased significantly. The reason is that legislation and policies have been adopted. Otherwise, girls would be directly pressed to death in a water tank after birth. Who dares to do this now? The mother will be sentenced to seven years in prison, and the husband will be imprisoned for life. If the family cannot afford to support her, she will be sent to the hospital. The Salesian Church said that killing one’s own flesh and blood cannot happen in the Tang Dynasty.”

"There is also the custom of fighting during festivals in some places in the Tang Dynasty. On the grassland in Mobei, Naadam! Every time I am not injured and go to the hospital, there are many fractures and contusions. This cannot be banned by legislation. It can only be call."

"The Tang Dynasty was so big. The legislation was divided according to different regions. There were tens of thousands of laws and regulations. It's all your damn fault!"

Yuchi Baoqi is very innocent. I didn’t even fart. If Li Shimin talks nonsense, you can talk to Li Shimin and I, Yuchi Baoqi, can do it.

"If you can, how much land does the entire Tang Dynasty have now? We need to legislate! There are local natives over there, how can we legislate? I ask you how can we legislate even if I have never been there! If you can't use it as a doctrine, just use it directly on the Great Tang Tang’s law means something big will happen!”

"You are the only one who can fight, and you can open up new territories. You have accomplished all the things that will last hundreds of lifetimes in future generations. Even I will have to practice the law for hundreds of lifetimes. Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

Yuchi Baoqi suddenly accelerated, and Li Shimin and Changsun Wuji were suddenly speechless. Li Shimin tightly grasped the handle of the car door and grabbed his seat belt with the other hand.

Changsun Wuji put his feet against the backrest of the seat in front of him, and used both hands to find where the seat belt was in the back seat.

"So, you are complaining here as soon as you get in the car. After all, why are you so anxious to find us and what happened?"

Changsun Wuji trembled and fastened his seat belt: "It's not me, it's Gao Ming! Gao Ming sent a dozen telegrams in a row, and people all over the Tang Dynasty came to find you two, saying that there was something wrong in Chang'an."

Yuchi Baoqi slowly slowed down the train, and Changsun Wuji breathed heavily: "Huhu, I have notified the railway line. All trains today will not resume operation until you have passed. Hurry back to Chang'an."

Ever since Li Shimin's car broke down and his treasure money was spent, he has never stopped missing home and wanting to return to Chang'an.

Yuchi Baoqi didn't want to go back that much: "Tsk, what could happen? You have to cry for your father and mother for every trivial matter. This will happen when you become the emperor in the future?"

After driving for a while, we finally saw the train station. Since the control had started, all the logistics support personnel of the train station were waiting at the entrance of the train station to welcome the arrival of Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin.

Changsun Wuji got out of the car: "I will drive the car back for you, so you can go without worries. Everything on the train is ready. In order to provide so much meat supply, I have provided all the pig butchers and butchers in the Northland." Recruited.”

Yuchi Baoqi had a big head: "It turns out that you, an old bald donkey, caused the people to kill pigs without finding a butcher. Take care of the car! If the paint is scratched, I will unify the world directly. You can't hear it!"

Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi were surrounded by the train station's logistics staff and entered the platform. Li Shimin was done again, and the omnipotent Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was back.

Before the train started, Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi had already taken a refreshing hot bath each. This hot bath could be said to have washed away the fatigue from the journey.

The two met in the dining car, with all kinds of exquisite food on the table. Yuchi Baoqi stretched as soon as he sat down and said, "I will go to bed after eating. You should also go to bed early. Don't stay up late when you are old. "

Li Shimin ate fried hairtail and ignored Yuchi Baoqi's words teasing him about his old age.

After finishing the meal, Yuchi Baoqi saw that there was still a lot of untouched food on the table. Yuchi Baoqi called for the flight attendant and the head chef.

"Many of these dishes have not been touched. The cabin crew and staff on the car should be divided among them. Before each meal is made, come and ask His Majesty and I what we want to eat. It can be simplified to five dishes and one soup. The cabin crew and logistics staff will The menu is the same as ours.”

The head chef was a little panicked, thinking that the food cooked by his kitchen was not delicious: "But it is not to the taste of His Royal Highness and His Majesty."

Li Shimin picked his teeth with a toothpick: "Let's do whatever the King of England arranges. We are pigs. A table of more than twenty dishes does not include snacks. Isn't it a pity to lose it?"

The steward was very understanding and saluted Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward, and thank you, His Royal Highness, King Ying, for your consideration."