Datang: My father is the head bodyguard
Chapter 92 Go find me a pair of pants
There are big question marks in Li Shimin's little head. Tried to send a telegram, didn't even follow the format. "I plan to regret my marriage. Li Zhi will not marry you anymore."
Li Shimin had just hit the Enter key to send the message. After a while, he saw the indicator light on the receiver flashing wildly, and various messages were directly printed on pieces of white paper.
Xue Rengui picked up a few pieces of paper with information printed on them, and was about to put them into the decoding machine to see what the governor said, when Li Shimin raised his hand to interrupt him.
"Stop decoding. I can use my toes to figure out what he said. I can tell by looking at how often the indicator light turns on. His scolding is too damn dirty."
Li Shimin quickly typed out a string of messages and sent them to Yuchi Baoqi, hoping to calm his son-in-law's anger. "I just want to test whether this machine works well or not. If you talk nonsense, please calm down my good son-in-law."
As the receiver stopped and turned on again, Xue Rengui took the paper and went to the decoder to decode it.
"It's okay, Lao Deng. I've forwarded your message to Lizhi's receiver. You're dead."
"Your Highness, you can't come in, you can't come in. Your Majesty and Lieutenant Tianwei Military Academy have important matters to discuss inside. If you go in, you will be beheaded, my ancestral aunt." Wang De stopped Li Lizhi and persuaded her earnestly.
Then Li Lizhi kicked open the door of Ganlu Hall and walked in. The door bounced back and locked Wang De out again.
"Father? My daughter has received a message. Is it true?" Li Lizhi held a roll of white paper in her hand and stared at Li Shimin with a half-smile.
"I was joking with Bao Qi. You must marry him. How could I not want such a good son-in-law?" Li Shimin broke into a cold sweat.
"You'd better do it! I have already sent someone to inform the Queen Mother and Grandpa Huang. Father, you can take care of it yourself." Li Lizhi left the Manlu Palace after learning the whole story.
Xue Rengui was trembling on the side. Seeing him like this, Li Shimin poured him a cup of tea, patted his shoulder and comforted him: "Is this your first time meeting Her Royal Highness? It's okay, it's okay. You'll get used to it in the future."
"Your Majesty, after your Majesty is able to use this machine skillfully, I will request you to return to Songzhou City immediately. This will never be so scary for you when facing the strongest Tibetan army." Xue Rengui was about to cry, his voice trembling. Asked Li Shimin.
Li Shimin laughed loudly: "Is my Tianwei Military Colonel so courageous? Okay, you go back to the Tianwei Army station on Zhuangzi first, and then come to the palace tomorrow to teach me."
Xue Rengui didn't even know how he walked out of the Manna Hall, his feet were soft and trembling. I couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Your Majesty is your Majesty. His expression remains unchanged even when Mount Tai collapses in front of him. After all, he is destined to be an emperor."
After seeing Xue Rengui leave, Li Shimin still stood where he was: "Wang De! Wang De! Where did he go! Go and find me a pair of trousers, don't ask! Even if you ask, all the nine tribes will be slaughtered by you!"
Li Shimin still couldn't figure out how his daughter could get the machine faster than me, the emperor. Logically speaking, she shouldn't.
In fact, Su Lie brought Su Quan to the Duke's Mansion, thinking that he would teach both Su Shi and Su Quan at once. But as soon as he entered the house and made the announcement, he discovered that Princess Changle would come to the house to have a meal every day after inspecting the workshop before returning to the palace. Su Lie saw that this was not the case. Spend one time teaching three people, quack quickly.
"Xiao Lielie, an old man like me really doesn't understand this. I am a woman, oh." Su complained.
What nickname has Su Lie never heard of in the Songzhou City Governor's Mansion? He didn't care what Su called him, so he asked, "Does the madam have anyone she can trust? It's best that the young master can trust this person."
"Let my brother come? How about Su Quan's father, who is in charge of the house?" asked Su. She really didn't understand these twists and turns.
Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Su Lie said, "Don't delay me from going back to the village to drink a lot of wine." He immediately agreed.
After teaching several people in a short time, Li Lizhi took the machine and eagerly returned to her Chengxiang Palace. As soon as she assembled the machine, she found that there was a message coming. After decoding it, she saw the message sent by her father to her husband. . After reading the message, Li Lizhi was filled with anger from the soles of her feet to the top of her head. She asked the palace maid to copy the message and send it to Li Zheng Palace and Da'an Palace, while she went straight to Ganlu Palace to fuck her father.
Li Shimin had already changed his pants and was sitting on the imperial desk playing with the machine. He thought he had nothing to say to Yuchi Baoqi, so he sent a telegram of greetings.
"Brother Bao, are you here? Have you eaten? What I ate today is braised pork elbow, made at Zhuangzi. It's very fragrant."
Li Shimin waited uneasily for Yuchi Baoqi's reply. While waiting, he rubbed his hands. He thought in his heart that this was an immortal weapon and magic. I was also a enlightened person.
As the indicator light flashed, Li Shimin stuffed the typed paper into the decoding machine and started decoding. Li Shimin checked the code book for a long time.
"How can I starve myself even though I'm a big living person? Father-in-law, don't worry about that useless thing. This is for passing on information, not for you to chat with me. I'm still busy chatting with Li Zhi here. Goodbye. 886."
In line with the principle of not letting his words fall on the ground, Li Shimin started typing on the keyboard again. "Okay, Brother Bao, I understand 886."
Just when Li Shimin was lamenting that the Tang Dynasty had obtained another immortal weapon, the door of Ganlu Hall was kicked open again. Li Shimin was startled, thinking that Li Lizhi was disturbed by him and was chatting with Yuchi Baoqi to seek revenge. He was so frightened that he hid. A pair of eyes are revealed behind the imperial case.
"Killing with a thousand swords, let me see who is this blind person who wants to change my son-in-law?" Empress Changsun walked towards the Manna Palace with a pair of scissors in her hand.
The door of Ganlu Hall bounced back and was kicked again before it could be closed. "Bang!" Li Shimin was so frightened that he shrank his neck again.
"Do you still want to be the emperor? If you don't want me to be the emperor, you want to change my grandson-in-law, right? Is it you?" Li Yuan was carrying a glass wine bottle, the one used by Zhuangzi to hold wine, and his face turned red. It was the news I received while drinking.
"I am joking, I am joking. Father, please don't take it seriously!" Li Shimin was overjoyed to see that it was not Li Lizhi, but he still begged for mercy.
Li Yuan and Queen Changsun were not willing to spare him, so they just wanted to step forward. Li Shimin saw the receiver flash again and quickly reached out to stop the two from going forward.
"It should be that boy Bao Qi who sent the message. Don't worry! Wait until I get the letter out." Li Shimin hurriedly began to decode and translate the message.
Li Shimin's translation was read out word by word: "If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night..."
"This is wrong. Why did the news about this boy and Li Zhi come to me?" Li Shimin did not notice that Li Yuan and Empress Changsun looked at him as if they were looking at a fool with a brain disease.
Li Shimin had just hit the Enter key to send the message. After a while, he saw the indicator light on the receiver flashing wildly, and various messages were directly printed on pieces of white paper.
Xue Rengui picked up a few pieces of paper with information printed on them, and was about to put them into the decoding machine to see what the governor said, when Li Shimin raised his hand to interrupt him.
"Stop decoding. I can use my toes to figure out what he said. I can tell by looking at how often the indicator light turns on. His scolding is too damn dirty."
Li Shimin quickly typed out a string of messages and sent them to Yuchi Baoqi, hoping to calm his son-in-law's anger. "I just want to test whether this machine works well or not. If you talk nonsense, please calm down my good son-in-law."
As the receiver stopped and turned on again, Xue Rengui took the paper and went to the decoder to decode it.
"It's okay, Lao Deng. I've forwarded your message to Lizhi's receiver. You're dead."
"Your Highness, you can't come in, you can't come in. Your Majesty and Lieutenant Tianwei Military Academy have important matters to discuss inside. If you go in, you will be beheaded, my ancestral aunt." Wang De stopped Li Lizhi and persuaded her earnestly.
Then Li Lizhi kicked open the door of Ganlu Hall and walked in. The door bounced back and locked Wang De out again.
"Father? My daughter has received a message. Is it true?" Li Lizhi held a roll of white paper in her hand and stared at Li Shimin with a half-smile.
"I was joking with Bao Qi. You must marry him. How could I not want such a good son-in-law?" Li Shimin broke into a cold sweat.
"You'd better do it! I have already sent someone to inform the Queen Mother and Grandpa Huang. Father, you can take care of it yourself." Li Lizhi left the Manlu Palace after learning the whole story.
Xue Rengui was trembling on the side. Seeing him like this, Li Shimin poured him a cup of tea, patted his shoulder and comforted him: "Is this your first time meeting Her Royal Highness? It's okay, it's okay. You'll get used to it in the future."
"Your Majesty, after your Majesty is able to use this machine skillfully, I will request you to return to Songzhou City immediately. This will never be so scary for you when facing the strongest Tibetan army." Xue Rengui was about to cry, his voice trembling. Asked Li Shimin.
Li Shimin laughed loudly: "Is my Tianwei Military Colonel so courageous? Okay, you go back to the Tianwei Army station on Zhuangzi first, and then come to the palace tomorrow to teach me."
Xue Rengui didn't even know how he walked out of the Manna Hall, his feet were soft and trembling. I couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Your Majesty is your Majesty. His expression remains unchanged even when Mount Tai collapses in front of him. After all, he is destined to be an emperor."
After seeing Xue Rengui leave, Li Shimin still stood where he was: "Wang De! Wang De! Where did he go! Go and find me a pair of trousers, don't ask! Even if you ask, all the nine tribes will be slaughtered by you!"
Li Shimin still couldn't figure out how his daughter could get the machine faster than me, the emperor. Logically speaking, she shouldn't.
In fact, Su Lie brought Su Quan to the Duke's Mansion, thinking that he would teach both Su Shi and Su Quan at once. But as soon as he entered the house and made the announcement, he discovered that Princess Changle would come to the house to have a meal every day after inspecting the workshop before returning to the palace. Su Lie saw that this was not the case. Spend one time teaching three people, quack quickly.
"Xiao Lielie, an old man like me really doesn't understand this. I am a woman, oh." Su complained.
What nickname has Su Lie never heard of in the Songzhou City Governor's Mansion? He didn't care what Su called him, so he asked, "Does the madam have anyone she can trust? It's best that the young master can trust this person."
"Let my brother come? How about Su Quan's father, who is in charge of the house?" asked Su. She really didn't understand these twists and turns.
Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Su Lie said, "Don't delay me from going back to the village to drink a lot of wine." He immediately agreed.
After teaching several people in a short time, Li Lizhi took the machine and eagerly returned to her Chengxiang Palace. As soon as she assembled the machine, she found that there was a message coming. After decoding it, she saw the message sent by her father to her husband. . After reading the message, Li Lizhi was filled with anger from the soles of her feet to the top of her head. She asked the palace maid to copy the message and send it to Li Zheng Palace and Da'an Palace, while she went straight to Ganlu Palace to fuck her father.
Li Shimin had already changed his pants and was sitting on the imperial desk playing with the machine. He thought he had nothing to say to Yuchi Baoqi, so he sent a telegram of greetings.
"Brother Bao, are you here? Have you eaten? What I ate today is braised pork elbow, made at Zhuangzi. It's very fragrant."
Li Shimin waited uneasily for Yuchi Baoqi's reply. While waiting, he rubbed his hands. He thought in his heart that this was an immortal weapon and magic. I was also a enlightened person.
As the indicator light flashed, Li Shimin stuffed the typed paper into the decoding machine and started decoding. Li Shimin checked the code book for a long time.
"How can I starve myself even though I'm a big living person? Father-in-law, don't worry about that useless thing. This is for passing on information, not for you to chat with me. I'm still busy chatting with Li Zhi here. Goodbye. 886."
In line with the principle of not letting his words fall on the ground, Li Shimin started typing on the keyboard again. "Okay, Brother Bao, I understand 886."
Just when Li Shimin was lamenting that the Tang Dynasty had obtained another immortal weapon, the door of Ganlu Hall was kicked open again. Li Shimin was startled, thinking that Li Lizhi was disturbed by him and was chatting with Yuchi Baoqi to seek revenge. He was so frightened that he hid. A pair of eyes are revealed behind the imperial case.
"Killing with a thousand swords, let me see who is this blind person who wants to change my son-in-law?" Empress Changsun walked towards the Manna Palace with a pair of scissors in her hand.
The door of Ganlu Hall bounced back and was kicked again before it could be closed. "Bang!" Li Shimin was so frightened that he shrank his neck again.
"Do you still want to be the emperor? If you don't want me to be the emperor, you want to change my grandson-in-law, right? Is it you?" Li Yuan was carrying a glass wine bottle, the one used by Zhuangzi to hold wine, and his face turned red. It was the news I received while drinking.
"I am joking, I am joking. Father, please don't take it seriously!" Li Shimin was overjoyed to see that it was not Li Lizhi, but he still begged for mercy.
Li Yuan and Queen Changsun were not willing to spare him, so they just wanted to step forward. Li Shimin saw the receiver flash again and quickly reached out to stop the two from going forward.
"It should be that boy Bao Qi who sent the message. Don't worry! Wait until I get the letter out." Li Shimin hurriedly began to decode and translate the message.
Li Shimin's translation was read out word by word: "If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night..."
"This is wrong. Why did the news about this boy and Li Zhi come to me?" Li Shimin did not notice that Li Yuan and Empress Changsun looked at him as if they were looking at a fool with a brain disease.
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