Start call: My pet actually comes from history

Zhao Ji...white?

Su Buyu thought about this color for a moment. Although Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, was not very good at being an emperor, he was a master in calligraphy and painting. In fact, he could be equipped with a blue card.

Even when Zhao Ji became emperor, he basically ignored government affairs during his twenty-five years in power.

He is obsessed with music, chess, calligraphy and painting, poems and songs, looking for chapters and excerpts, chanting the wind and the moon, the government is in ruins, the state affairs are deteriorating, demons are dancing in the temples, Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu and other treacherous villains are in power, and the virtuous road is blocked. , making the Song Dynasty a mess.

He also found people to practice and indulge in Taoism every day. He called himself Tao Lord Emperor, Tao Lord Supreme Emperor, and was coerced by the Jin Kingdom, forcing his sons, soldiers, and people to run on top of him.

but....

It seems that there is really nothing but necessity.

Thinking of Zhao Ji's ability to become emperor, Su Buyu felt that it was almost the same. Liu Chan was just a white card, and Zhao Ji's white card was enough. After all, this guy's main business and side business were unclear, and he was a mess as an emperor. No matter how good the art is, it cannot offset it.

The main thing is still spineless.

As long as Zhao Ji dares to stick to the southeast branch like Chongzhen, this guy will be evaluated better now.

Moreover, the Kingdom of Jin was a barbarian at that time.

In ancient times, it was always said that Han and barbarians were at odds with each other. If a Han emperor had his country conquered by barbarians and did not have the guts to commit suicide, it would be no wonder that he kowtows in front of Wanyan's ancestors, so it is no wonder that he keeps getting poked in the spine.

shook his head.

Su Buyu turned around on his phone and wanted to tell Kuang Yinwang the good news, but when he saw its gentle appearance being dressed up casually by Bai Shuyu, Su Buyu raised his eyebrows and pressed the button with his finger, ready to tell Kuang Yinwang without saying anything. Yiwang has a big surprise.

"Adou Adou, come on, come on, I'll put this on for you. Your waist should be able to wear this headband."

"No interest, Xiaobai, just eat this smoked fish tonight."

Compared to the hairband in Bai Shuyu's hand.

Liu Chanmiao was still more greedy for the smoked fish placed in the suitcase, but the next moment, a black shadow appeared and directly pressed the cat to the ground.

"Who are you? Get up quickly."

Liu Chanmiao was very unhappy. This guy had appeared earlier than later, but it appeared at this time. It was hard to say that it was not intentional.

The others were also startled by the sudden appearance of this guy.

Liangyu Miao, who was in front of Liu Chanmiao, raised her eyes and looked at the guy pressing on Liu Chanmiao, and then moved her eyes to Kuang Yinwang beside her. It seemed that this guy belonged to the old Zhao family, but he didn't know which emperor he was.

Kuang Yin Wang also looked at Rowena who was obviously his junior and began to slowly figure out who it was.

Skinny.

The weak and rickety body is a lot smaller than his own. Although he is an emperor, his emperor's aura is so weak that it can be ignored directly. On the contrary, there is an aura of books and elixirs. Look at this guy again. The weak appearance of a coward...

A name appeared in Kuang Yinwang's mind.

"Hello everyone, this is Zhao..."

Before the thin Rowena finished speaking, a fist suddenly appeared in front of its eyes and punched it in the eye socket.

bang.

The thin Rowena suddenly screamed and lay on the ground, covering his left eye socket with his paws and saying in pain: "Who are you? Why are you beating me? I am the Emperor of the Song Dynasty, Zhao Ji."

"From now on, you are no longer. Let me tell you, Laozi's surname is Zhao, his given name is Kuangyin, and his courtesy name is Yuanlang."

"Taizu?"

"Fuck you, Taizu. Labor and management are not the Taizu of this useless thing like you, Zhao Ji."

Kuang Yinwang cursed repeatedly, and the two red-gold arms on his back suddenly stretched out, grabbed Zhao Jiwang's legs, and dragged him towards the backyard. While dragging, the dog cursed again and again: "You trash, you Are you worthy of the surname Zhao? You are worthy of being the emperor, and the labor and management will clean up the house today..."

"Wow~ Second brother is so fierce."

Bai Shuyu opened her mouth slightly and sighed. This was the first time she heard Kuang Yinwang swearing in such a long time. Sure enough, this was what the book said, everyone has two sides.

As Kuang Yin Wang pulled Zhao Ji Wang away.

Su Buyu took the lead and chased after him.

And Liu Chanmiao, who had been sitting all over, couldn't wait to get up and run towards the aisle. This was Zhao Ji, the foolish king. It seemed that from today on, his status as the lowest-status animal in the hotel would be erased from him.

Liangyu Miao also frequently looked sideways at the aisle.

But facing the two cats and the rabbit who were still motionless on the sofa, it still did not follow immediately but asked curiously: "Sister Wenji, Sister Pingjun, Zimei, don't you two take a look? "

Pingjun held the doll in his arms and chuckled: "I'm not interested in this matter."

Wenji Meow shook her head gracefully and stared coldly at Bai Shuyu who wanted to join in the fun. It wasn't until she stopped and stayed where she was that she turned to look at Liangyu Meow and said with a smile: "Master Zhao is just disciplining his own juniors. I won’t join in the fun. By the way, Liangyu, ask Kuang Yin to give Zhao Ji some time to stop beating him to death. We’ll discuss calligraphy with him later.”

Du Futu nodded in agreement with Wenji Miao's words. There is nothing interesting about Lao Zhao disciplining his juniors, but he can talk about literature with Zhao Ji later. Of course, if it is not beaten to death by Lao Zhao .

"That's fine, I'll go first."

After Liangyu Miao said that, he hurried over after hearing the wailing in the backyard.

"Well, can I go?"

Bai Shuyu weakly raised his hand to signal.

"No."

Wenji Meow and Pingjun Meow immediately rejected Bai Shuyu's idea of ​​watching a violent scene in unison.

"Oh."

Bai Shuyu immediately pouted and squatted on the ground to continue sorting out the things he and Su Buyu had brought back. Among them were the thank-you gifts given to Su Buyu by Lu Qin's family, and the gifts Chen Haijun insisted on giving to Su when he went to Chen Haijun's house for dinner. Pickled fish and other pickled vegetables.

.....

Compared to the lobby.

The backyard was very exciting. At one end was Zhao Jiwang who was tied up by his hind legs with a rope and hung upside down from the only tree in the backyard. At the other end was Zhao Jiwang who was captured and tied to a treadmill by Liu Beimiao and Liu Xunmiao. Sun Quan Diao.

Su Buyu wished that he had two pairs of eyes now, he really couldn't see through it.

Just as Liu Bei and Liu Xun at the other end were holding dogtail grass and preparing to perform the laughing torture on Sun Quan Diao, Sun Quan Diao quickly shouted to stop: "Wait a minute, I agree to compensate the big man [-] yuan, let's see first Is Zhao everyone’s business okay?”

What ten thousand.

But before Su Buyu, who was attracted, could figure out what ten thousand meant, he saw Liu Xun meowing twice and waving dogtail grass in rejection: "It's too late, now you have to pay twenty thousand in compensation."

The voice fell.

Even though he had become a piece of meat on the chopping block, Sun Quan Diao still screamed out in a eunuch voice: "Twenty thousand? Why don't you go and grab it?"

The earth-shattering eunuch's voice made everyone look sideways. Even Kuang Yin Wang, who was about to whip Zhao Ji, and Zhao Ji Wang, who was hanging upside down, couldn't help but turn their heads to look at Sun Quan Diao, Liu Xun and Liu Bei.

Liu Xunmiao smiled when he heard this.

He stepped forward and patted Sun Quan Diao's Diao face with his hand and said in a frivolous tone: "That's right, I'm robbing you. If you don't accept it, if you have the ability, ask your husband to call your ancestors. One by one, our old Liu family will take over." .”

Sun Quan Diao was speechless now.

Now it just feels that this guy Liu Xun is really shameless. There is an old Liu family here who can fight harder than you for four hundred years. What's more, there is Liu Song behind him, who is also of the blood of the old Liu family.