Start call: My pet actually comes from history

Su Buyu, who didn't know what to make of his expression, put down his phone and prepared to think about life.

Not even two seconds.

The voice of the little girl in the Chai Ren group came through the phone again.

"Can you hold your phone up and point your nose at us? How presumptuous are you?"

"Ah...sorry."

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Su Buyu's face, and he raised the phone in front of him again.

This time.

A voice like a drake came from the original match: "Boss, please ignore this guy. I am a horse-riding stick man, not a match seller for girls."

"Chai Chai, we are a team." The little girl suddenly became unhappy.

Su Buyu didn't care what these two names were.

No matter it’s a stick figure riding a horse or a little match girl selling matches.

None of this matters.

What matters is whether there are good things, good things that are cheap and affordable.

Think of this.

Su Buyu was ready to interrupt.

But I heard the horse-riding stick figure on the screen say in a serious tone with his drake voice: "Who is a team with you? I am your guardian. Do you understand, guardian?"

"What, I treat you as a member, but you want to be my dad?"

The girl's eyes widened in disbelief, and within 0.01 seconds she burst into tears.

"Uuuuuuuuuah, you did this to me!"

"My child, this is the truth."

"I don't listen...I don't listen!"

The little girl was crying and shaking her head wildly.

A head of black hair was whipping against Match's body like countless fine whips.

Such a sudden plot.

Su Buyu was stunned for a moment as he watched, wondering whether this was a wandering businessman or a sitcom actor performing on the street.

At least take care of the audience’s feelings, okay?

Unable to bear it anymore, Su Buyu tapped the phone with his knuckles: "Stop acting, we won't film this kind of plot at eight o'clock."

It's a pity that no one listened to his complaints.

The little girl was still weeping to herself, while Match remained silent and showed a lack of heart.

As for the foal.

It was not surprised that it kept chewing a ball of unknown stuff in its mouth.

Until three minutes later.

The little girl may have been tired of crying. With a pair of red and swollen eyes, she glared at the match fiercely and said decisively: "I will sell all these things to this brother at a low price today, and then we will righteously cut each other off and forget each other in the world."

After hearing this, Match quickly replied nonchalantly: "It's up to you, I'm tired of running with you for so long anyway."

"Okay! That's what you said!"

The little girl shook her hair again and slapped a match in the face, then looked at Su Buyu pitifully: "Brother, can I sell you all my wealth and treasure in exchange for the money for me to leave alone?"

Su Buyu became interested.

Although he had no money, it didn't stop him from asking, so he asked thoughtfully: "How many pet coins do you have for your entire wealth?"

"Not much, not much, just one million pet coins and an H-warhead, the kind that can kill even a god for you."

"..."

So this is really a little girl selling H-bombs...

Su Buyu was deeply moved. What is art? Art is explosion.

The rising mushroom cloud is the most perfect art.

This little life can prove it.

However, after thinking about the balance of his pet coins, Su Buyu looked at the screen and sighed and shook his head: "Can you erase zero?"

"Did you say a discount? You can get a discount."

The little girl said, took out a small golden abacus and started playing.

"No, it's zero, four zeros." Su Buyu showed a bright smile.

Eight white teeth, many of them exposed.

On the other hand, after the girl heard this sentence, her hand that was fiddling with the beads on the golden abacus stopped, and she started to curl her fingers.

"Wipe out four zeros, one, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million, one hundred."

"So you're saying you only have one hundred pet coins?"

"Yes, it is like that."

Su Buyu nodded, still not putting away the smile that he thought could charm all living beings.

The little girl was silent.

After she stared at Su Buyu at the other end of the screen for a few seconds, she turned helplessly to Match: "You are a poor guy again, tell me what kind of scene you want me to play."

Hearing this, Match coughed twice.

After thinking about it.

It spoke in a drake voice and comforted: "It's okay, you can always find the boss. It's just a matter of probability. The next one will definitely not be a poor guy."

"Who believes it..."

"Believe me again... The next one will definitely not be this poor guy who looks great but only has one hundred."

The girl and Match just complained like no one else, and these words were transmitted to Su Buyu's ears through the loudspeaker word by word.

"I can hear you! What's wrong with being poor? I don't steal or rob, cheat or cheat. I work hard and get rich!"

Su Buyu couldn't help but tap the screen. What's wrong with being poor? This proves that he is glorious.

I just don’t have pet coins now.

If you have the ability, wait for yourself for thirty years, thirty years to the east of the river and thirty years to the west of the river. Don't bully young people into poverty.

However, Su Buyu's tapping on the screen was not without effect.

The little girl and Match also stopped complaining and turned to look at Su Buyu's face.

After a while.

The little girl said with some confusion: "Chai Chai, his expression looks so familiar. He couldn't be thinking about thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. What's the situation now when he last thought like this?"

"Oh, now it seems that Mo Qi is dead and impoverished."

Su Buyu: .....

The silence was deafening.

The little girl suddenly burst into laughter.

The foal kept slapping his hands and let out a shrill laugh.

"..."

Scary, so scary.

Su Buyu was a little bored. He waved his palm towards the camera and said speechlessly: "Do you have anything to recommend?"

Speaking of which.

The little girl stopped laughing and nodded seriously: "Yes, but not much. You can see for yourself."

Say it.

She reached out and picked up the match, and when Su Buyu was caught off guard, she opened it from the middle.

bottom of the screen.

Suddenly two small objects appeared.

One is a bracelet of Buddhist beads glowing with milky white light.

The other one was a small wooden sign with black light that didn't look like a good thing.

Su Buyu took a look, reached out and clicked on the first item.

"Protective Buddha Beads"

"Function: Meditation, protection, can protect people from a fatal injury."

"Introduction: Centennial Bodhi beads, beautiful and pretentious."

"Price: Eighty-eight pet coins"

pass.

Su Buyu directly skipped clicking the cross on the screen. It was most annoying to show off with Buddhist beads.

This one won't work.

Su Buyu clicked on the ominous-looking wooden sign again.

"Summoning Spirit Card"

"Function: Ninety-nine percent of the time, a legendary historical figure will be summoned."

"Introduction: Everything has a price. The cost of using this thing is huge, so do it within your ability."

"Sale price: [-] pet coins"

!

legend!

Ninety-nine percent!

It's it!

No matter what the cost!