Iron Bull Legend

Chapter 905: You Can't Take a Joke

Tie Niu was stunned when he heard what Yan Wang said, and his eyes couldn't help but look at Yan Wang a few more times. This person is familiar with him. Who is this person? Is he an enemy or a friend?

Tie Niu became a little more cautious. From now on, he must always be vigilant. He didn't want to have a fatal accident like the last time he was in a ravine near Yangcheng and got knocked out by the medicine he prepared. It was so embarrassing.

"Don't leave in a hurry. Let's talk when you have nothing to do." Tie Niu looked at Yan Wang who had already stepped to the door, with amusement in his eyes.

"Hey, there's no benefit in betting with you, and there's even less benefit in playing with you."

"Are you familiar with me?"

"Familiar, very familiar." The King of Hell turned around with a harmless smile on his face.

"Oh, hint have I seen you before?"

"No, I've always heard about you from others, and today is the first time I see you. Okay, stop guessing. There is a process to keep the eagle awake. I'm telling you all this, and you should know that I have no ill intentions. Now is the time to untie this layer of gauze. Someone is coming." After saying this, the King of Hell walked out of the room and slammed the door shut.

"Haha, interesting, really interesting. Let's play slowly. Train the eagle? I'm a mountain man. I'm quite good at training the eagle." After Tie Niu finished speaking, he stomped his feet and came directly to the big bed. He gently stroked the big bed made of huanghuali wood with his hand, stroking the lines that carried a heavy sense of history. He already had the idea of ​​taking it for himself.

He lay on the big bed and slowly closed his eyes, feeling everything in the big yard. Those people were busy, and from the kitchen came the sounds of pots and pans colliding and the sizzling of hot oil in the iron pan. He hadn't had lunch yet.

In order not to be controlled by others, he took out a piece of juicy braised meat from the ring space and started to tear into it. Every bite of meat melted in his mouth. He could already feel the spiritual energy coming from the braised meat.

After he finished a large piece of braised meat, he took out some spring water to drink, and then those people outside started to eat. No one paid any attention to him, let alone acknowledge him. This already indicated that these people wanted to start a plan against him.

Close your eyes and take a nap first. Just go with the flow. This was Tie Niu's idea when he arrived here. No one paid any attention to him. It was really a good thing to disturb him.

The sun was setting in the west when a slight sound of the door was heard. Tie Niu did not move at all because of the sound. He turned his back to the door and still snored softly.

"You slept soundly, but your good days are over." Xiao Zhang's voice came from the door. However, his clothes were already wrapped in bandages and medicine, and he was wrapped like a dumpling, which gave people a funny feeling.

Tie Niu was still lying there without moving at all, because he already knew Xiao Zhang had come in. Looking at Xiao Zhang's cautious look, he was secretly happy and thinking about how to deal with him. Anyway, he had nothing to do anyway, so beating the kids on a rainy day might as well be fun.

"Didn't you fucking hear me? Hurry up and get up!" Xiao Zhang saw that Tie Niu didn't pay any attention to him, and he got angry immediately, "I said hurry up and get up."

Tie Niu's snoring was so loud that it seemed like he was deliberately competing with Xiao Zhang.

"Fuck? Fuck!" Xiao Zhang rushed towards the big bed yelling, stretched out one foot and kicked Tie Niu in the back, but the next second Xiao Zhang opened his mouth and eyes wide, and couldn't even make a sound.

When Xiao Zhang's foot was about to kick his lower back, Tie Niu leaned forward and grabbed Xiao Zhang's ankle with his arm, and Xiao Zhang did a split.

Xiao Zhang's legs were suddenly stuck on the edge of the solid rosewood bed. Even if Tie Niu didn't want to listen, there was nothing he could do. A sound of eggs breaking was heard.

Xiao Zhang stood steadily by the bed in the splits position. A minute later, a pig-slaughtering howl was heard from his mouth.

As a man, Xiao Zhang's voice is louder and higher-pitched than that of a tenor, directly comparable to the world's tenors and even better.

“Yo yo… Yo yo…”

"Don't just use these two words, try some other onomatopeia, like Mom? Dad? Or something like that. Isn't that a bit monotonous?" Tie Niu turned his head and smiled mischievously, and that smile was so insidious.

"Yo yo... Yo yo... Oh my god..."

"That's right, good boy, you are so obedient, but it's a pity that you don't have any candy to eat." After Tie Niu finished speaking, he turned his head and the snoring sounded again because several people had already run in from outside.

A few people ran in and saw Xiao Zhang in a strange posture, his hands on the windowsill, his mouth wide open, his eyes wide open, but he had lost consciousness and fainted. This kind of pain is not comparable to broken ribs, it's a broken egg, it's life-threatening.

"Xiao Zhang... Xiao Zhang" a middle-aged man shouted and tried to pull Xiao Zhang up. However, the next second, Xiao Zhang's broken testicles were clamped by his legs, waking him up in pain.

"Oh my god... Oh my god..." Xiao Zhang started shouting as soon as he woke up.

Then, Xiao Zhang fainted again. His head tilted and he fell to the ground like mud. The man didn't know what to do for a moment, and the others also stood on the floor in a daze.

Even with such a loud noise, Tie Niu did not wake up. He kept snoring there, like a muffled thunder, which made several people look at each other in confusion.

"Why does it feel so weird? Xiao Zhang just came in, how could this happen all of a sudden?" A woman in her thirties squatted on the ground and saw that there was a pool of yellow liquid between Xiao Zhang's legs, which wet his pants and flowed all over the floor.

"How should we know? Wake up Xiao Zhang quickly. Only Xiao Zhang knows what happened?" said the middle-aged man who was holding Xiao Zhang unhappily.

"Yeah, why is there so much urine down there, Xiao Zhang? Is he scared?"

"Who the hell am I asking? Hurry up and wake him up. What's going on?"

"Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang, wake up quickly, please wake up?" The woman stretched out her white and tender hands and patted Xiao Zhang's cheek, hoping to wake him up.

"Go get some cold water, this won't work".

"Ouch, my butt!" The woman accidentally stepped on Xiao Zhang's urine when she stood up, and her foot kicked directly between Xiao Zhang's legs, and she sat on the ground with her butt.

"Ouch... Oh my god..." Xiao Zhang was awakened by the pain again this time. He covered his crotch with his hands. However, as soon as his hands covered his crotch, he screamed again. It was really painful, "Hiss... Hiss."

"Xiao Zhang, are you okay?"

"I... my balls are broken, what... do you say?" Xiao Zhang was already barely breathing, his eyes full of despair. His life was over, and he didn't even have any children. It would be despair for every man to have no family lineage like this.

The King of Hell leaned against the door frame like a bystander watching a show, watching everything coldly, watching several people busying around in the room, watching Tie Niu lying on the big bed snoring and sleeping soundly.

Xiao Zhang was carried away. He fainted from the pain again. After dinner, he came here to find trouble with Tie Niu. Unexpectedly, he did not find any trouble with Tie Niu, but left his testicles here. I don't know whether it was his sadness or pity.

The middle-aged man stood behind Tie Niu and looked at him coldly. He was present at everything that had just happened. However, when he saw Xiao Zhang's splits, he knew it was very unusual.

Now, he didn't know how to treat the young man in front of him. As an old staff member of the Discipline Inspection Commission, he had seen all kinds of corrupt officials, but he had never seen a corrupt official who could sleep so peacefully. His brain kept thinking.

He had never seen such a young corrupt official before. How could a mayor of a provincial capital city be so bold as to take out so much money? That was 1 billion yuan at once.

What does one billion represent? It is an astronomical figure. Even a provincial bank does not have that much cash. How did this young official embezzle it?

"Have you had enough of the excitement?" The middle-aged man glanced at the King of Hell who was still leaning against the door frame motionless, and had no idea what he was thinking.

"It's okay, you guys continue, I'll just watch and not say anything." The King of Hell raised his hand.

"What do you mean? Does this case have nothing to do with you?"

"It has something to do with me, but I'm not in a hurry now. You guys come first?"

"You always make this a death. Do you think we can't handle this young corrupt official? Do you think you are the only one in the Discipline Inspection Commission who can handle a big case?"

"I'm not lying, and I don't have that idea. Since you guys want to take the credit, then do as you wish. I don't mind at all."

"If you didn't mind, why did you talk to the prisoner for so long on the way back in the car, and even showed your devilish methods to put psychological pressure on him?"

"Did I put pressure on him? I was just bored and watched Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang being played around by this guy. Isn't it ridiculous? Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang are both your subordinates, but they were played around by this guy. Also, Xiao Zhang's balls are probably gone, and he will only be a eunuch in the future. Tell me, should Xiao Zhang call him Eunuch Zhang in the future? He is your man? Then what should I call you?"

"Shut up, King of Hell, not everyone is afraid of you, not everyone will be suppressed by you."

"Judge, I didn't say that. This is what you said. Since you want to form a eunuch group, I will help you. I will just watch from the side and will definitely not compete with you."

"Shut up, why do I feel like you're getting more and more mean and cruel now? Why don't you have some moral integrity? Be careful not to give birth to a child without an asshole."

"Hey, my grandson is old enough to help with cooking, how about you?"

"Fuck you, fuck you?"

"Look at you, this is your sore spot, your lung tube, right?"

"Yan Wang, you deserve to die."

"Yes, I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that you were extinct and that you were just a mule driver. But this is reality. Everyone knows it. Everyone knows it clearly. Even if I don't say it, everyone knows it. This is reality."

"Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up."

"Look at you, you just can't take a joke. I don't want to talk but you provoke me. Oh, this person, how can he be so mean, how can he be so mean, right, eunuch, oh... I understand, you are in the same group, you are all mean, hehe."


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