Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Pulling a cart full of things to Nanluogu Alley relying solely on manpower was still very tiring for him, even with his newly enhanced combat skills.

In front of the courtyard, Yan Bugui was fertilizing and watering the flowers again, and a smell wafted outside the door.

Chen Yan and Chen Fang covered their noses in disgust. Fatty couldn't stand the smell and quickly started to move things down.

As soon as he entered the door, Yan Bugui saw them: "What are you doing?"

The fat man greeted him: "You have seen me, He Yuzhu's apprentice. I rented my master's house and moved here on Sunday."

I have an impression, I have an impression. I was here with Silly Zhu last time. If you are chubby, you look happy; if you have big earlobes, you are blessed!

There is a new person in the courtyard, and Yan Bugui, as the "third uncle" of the courtyard, is also happy to help.

After asking about the identities of Chen Yan and Chen Fang, they took the initiative to help the fat man move: "Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, come out and help!"

It's easy to attract attention when there are many people, and today is Sunday, so most of them are at home.

Silly Zhu was lying on the bed and didn't want to get up, when the door was pushed open. Qin Huairu walked in with an anxious look on her face and started to lift the quilt when she came up.

Silly Zhu has the habit of sleeping on fruits, which scares her greatly!

She grabbed the quilt tightly and didn't dare to let go, shouting like a sissy: "What are you doing, what are you doing! You come to my place so early in the morning to act like a gangster, Sister Qin, I know you have been coveting my man for more than a day or two." , but we can’t be so impatient, right?”

Qin Huairu angrily picked up a pillow and smashed it: "I told you to behave nonsense... Your apprentice has moved here, and the third uncle is leading him in. You, the master, don't go and take a look!"

As expected, Silly Zhu's face dropped: "What's the matter? I still have to carry him into the courtyard with eight sedans!"

Qin Huairu couldn't help but opened Shazhu's cabinet and pulled out some clothes for him. After finishing, she packed up the dirty clothes, smelly socks, and underwear and took them out.

Silly Zhu cutely sat on the bed for a while, and then with a complicated mood, he huddled under the quilt and put on his clothes.

When Qin Huairu went out, a smile appeared on her lips. Fatty’s two sisters are quite beautiful...

When the third uncle led them into the middle courtyard, Silly Zhu happened to go out.

Silly Zhu perfectly explains what it means to be spoiled - that is, when he is in a bad mood, he never talks nonsense, but makes others feel bad too.

Now he wanted to scold Fatty, in front of so many people in the courtyard, in front of... A heartfelt smile appeared on Silly Zhu's face, and he quickly walked towards Fatty: "You kid, move over here Why don't you say anything?"

But his eyes were not on the fat man from beginning to end, but always fell on Chen Yan.

It is said that a son will follow his mother and a daughter will follow her father. Chen Yan combines their advantages very well. She is over 1 meters tall and has a slender figure, but her face has a bit of baby fat. The collagen on her face seems to be glowing...

The bridge of his nose was as gentle as ivory, and there was a big shiny braid on the back of his head, which immediately hit Silly Zhu’s heart!

Sensing the dishonest look in Silly Zhu's eyes, the fat man breathed straight into the Tianling Gai, and then sprayed it out heavily from his nose, commonly known as the top.

Fortunately, Chen Fang noticed something was wrong with her younger brother at this time, and quietly gave him a hand, and then she regained her senses.

Silly Zhu shamelessly approached and said, "Hello, hello, I am Fatty's master, my name is He Yuzhu. I am 29 years old and unmarried. Who are you?"

From the moment Silly Pillar appeared, Fatty seemed very wrong. The way he looked at Silly Zhu even made Chen Fang feel a little scared.

At this time, when he heard that he was his younger brother's master, he quickly said, "None of your business! Get out of the way!" After saying that, he pulled Chen Yan and walked inside.

The fat man quickly caught up: "Wait for me..."

Silly Zhu is a bitch, but when Chen Fang stabbed him, he not only didn't get angry, but also smiled.

Anyone who is familiar with him knows that it is not because Chen Fang is good-looking, otherwise it would be Zhu Bajie and his second aunt who would try it instead?

There are no entertainment items at this time, and eating melon is one of the few reserved programs in the yard.

Let me tell you, these two sisters of Fatty are so handsome!

Not to mention the eldest sister, the second sister also has long flowing hair, wide and deep double eyelids, and thin and slightly curved corners of her eyes. Her eyes were smiling, and a mole between her eyebrows added to her beauty. (They still don’t know that Fatty has a eldest sister)

This temperament is really hot, even silly Zhu dares to scold him!

The active people in the yard are already making plans, such as Liu Guangtian from the second uncle’s family, Yan Jiecheng from the third uncle’s family, and several other singles...

After entering the rainy room, Chen Yan looked around and nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Shazhu followed in shamelessly. Chen Fang glared at him: "Who let you in!"

Chen Yan heard this and pulled her secretly. After all, she was the younger brother's master.

Silly Zhu didn't take it seriously at all, and came over to show his courtesy, pretending to help the fat man pack two things.

After finishing, she stared straight at Chen Yan and asked: "Fat man, you don't want to introduce me?"

The fat man turned around in confusion, and Chen Fang gave him a push: "Hurry up and pass me the hanger!"

As a result, the clothes hanger in the fat man's hand was thrust forward at a very tricky angle... and it hit one of Silly Zhu's eggs.

A scream suddenly came from Fatty's house, like the most desperate cry made by a herbivore before death.

The sound was so penetrating that most of the people in the courtyard heard it.

Qin Huairu took the lead and rushed into the house with an old man with a crew cut. He saw Si Zhu lying on the ground and twitching. His hands were tightly covering his crotch, his forehead was sweating, and his face was sallow...

The old man was shocked and angry: "What on earth is going on?"

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him. Qin Huairu knew Fatty and asked him repeatedly: "What's wrong with your master?"

The fat man spread his hands innocently: "The room was too crowded and I couldn't turn around for a while. My master accidentally pressed his head against the clothes hanger, so..."

Clothes hanger, where does it reach?

Qin Huairu squatted nervously next to Shazhu and grabbed his hand; Shazhu's originally waxy face suddenly turned red, and the congestion caused him more pain, but he couldn't scream, and his lips were so tight that he couldn't cry out. Purple.

The fat man said in his heart that it has to be you. My master has already been like this, and you didn't miss the opportunity to break up his marriage. In case he really falls in love with another woman, he will never bring lunch boxes to your house again.

The little old man was really nervous. Seeing that Qin Huairu was in the way, he pulled her up. He rushed to Shazhu and asked with great concern: "Zhuzhu, Zhuzhu, can you hear me? How are you?"

Silly Zhu saw this man clearly and struggled to squeeze out a few words through his teeth: "One, sir, I want, I want to go to the hospital..."