Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Silly Zhu went to the third uncle's house as soon as he got home today.

As soon as I entered the door, I found him sitting on a chair watching TV.

Review the opera! "Zhongli Sword" by Mr. Wei Rongyuan!

The third uncle shook his head when he heard this. When he saw Shazhu coming in, he said proudly: "Hey, Shazhu is here. How about watching my TV?"

Silly Zhu leaned in front of the TV and watched it carefully, and then asked him: "How much does it cost?"

His third aunt looked proud: "Not much, 296 yuan!"

Silly Zhu deliberately shouted: "Oh! 296 yuan!"

Yan Bugui said anxiously: "Be sincere, I'll give you a tweeter!"

After watching the third uncle's TV, Shazhu started to worry about it.

Just do it, Silhu returned to the house, locked the door, and pulled out a biscuit box from the crack in the ground, which contained the belongings he had accumulated over the years.

On Sunday, as if they had made an appointment, Fatty and Silly Zhu bumped into each other at the door of the courtyard.

Both of them were holding a big paper box with a few big words written on it: TV.

Silly Zhu bought a red one, Fatty bought a black one, and they were all Feiyue brand.

Silly Zhu was so angry: "Are you sincere?"

The fat man said "cut" disdainfully: "What grade? Use the same TV as me."

After saying that, he jumped into the yard first.

The fool regretted it and hurriedly followed. The two of them almost said in unison: "Xiao Dang, Xiao Dang, come out and help!"

Xiaodang came out with Yu Li. He was a little confused about the situation and asked with mushrooms in his head: "What?"

Silly Zhu raised his nostrils and said, "TV!"

The fat man smiled softly: "What a coincidence, so does mine!"

"Yeah! TV!"

When Xiao Dangxiu arrived, he reached out and grabbed it: "I'll come, I'll come."

Silly Zhu didn't dare to let go, and he and she carried each other towards their central courtyard.

Yu Li put her hands on her hips and looked down at the fat man.

I felt a little angry and a little helpless, but I was more moved by the feeling that "she spent her whole life as good as anyone else".

The fat man happily carried the TV and walked into the house. Yu Li asked for help, but she refused: "It's heavy. You can't move it. I'll do it. I'll do it..."

Chen Yan watched the fat man struggling to move in a large box, took a closer look, and then exclaimed: "A TV?"

Yu Li said weakly: "That's right. You have to vent your anger on Silly Zhu. You didn't see the scene just now. The two of them were holding a TV each!"

Chen Yan still found it unbelievable: "Isn't this a dream?"

The fat man quickly opened the box and took out the TV wrapped in foam.

Yu Li and Chen Yan stood around and asked him: "How much did it cost?"

The fat man laughed guiltily: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive..."

Chen Yan didn't like him: "How much is it cheap? Stop looking at me and tell me!"

The fat man carefully stretched out four fingers; Chen Yan screamed: "400?!" Then Yu Li covered her mouth.

The fat man rubbed his hands and said flatteringly: "I have to buy a big one to compare with them all!"

Yu Li and Chen Yan both rolled their eyes and said in unison: "Childish!"

"..."

In Silly Zhu's house, Xiao Dang couldn't wait to dismantle the box with him and giggled at the TV with a red plastic casing.

Silly Zhu connected the power according to the instructions, then reached out and scratched the bridge of her nose: "Do you like it?"

Xiaodang nodded heavily: "I like it, I like it so much!"

Silly Zhu was very proud: "As long as my daughter likes it, it's worth whatever money I spend!"

Xiaodang was so moved that he almost cried: "Silly dad, you are so kind..."

This time, he won't spend 400 yuan just to get a box.

Qin Huairu was not qualified to help him collect his salary. Silly Zhu treated Xiao as his daughter, how generous he was!

On a Sunday, these two people carried the TV set into the yard at the same time. It was difficult not to cause a sensation.

Yan Bugui didn't say anything. He was so jealous that he broke up in the yard just now.

I thought that if his TV set was not the first, it would be the second best in the courtyard, which would be enough for him to be famous for a long time.

Unexpectedly, the next day, Fatty and Silly Zhu each brought back a TV.

It's bigger than his, better than his, and the key is that this thing is no longer a rare item. How can Yan Bugui, who is very economical, swallow this sigh of relief?

He has already made plans. Isn't it summer now? When it was cool in the yard at night, he would move the TV to the yard and "invite" everyone to watch TV. Of course, he has to charge a nominal fee for electricity.

Now, it's all over.

Xu Damao was also alarmed. He came to the fat man's room with Qin Jingru and said in a sour tone, "Brother, you are sincerely giving me eye drops."

The two of them have been dealing with each other for 1965 years since 10. How can Fatty not know Xu Damao?

"Stop acting like you are pretentious. If you are not convinced, go back and buy a bigger one. You are not short of hundreds of dollars!"

Xu Damao was so happy that his beard was trembling: "Brother, you must understand me. To be honest, don't look at me, brother, I am in trouble now, but for items like TVs, I don't just buy them."

Qin Jingru is getting more and more confident now, and she knows how to dress herself up again. She wears the most popular floral shirt. When she heard this, she looked disgusted: "Stop bragging, go outside and take a look, the cows are flying in the sky. Even Shazhu’s family bought a TV set!”

"Just him? How can he watch TV if he's so stupid!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Silly Zhu's voice sounded behind him: "Sun thief, are you itchy again and need me to help you loosen your bones?"

A chill spread directly from the root of Xu Damao's tail to the root of his neck. He was so frightened that he hid behind the fat man and bluffed: "Silly Zhu, I don't have the same experience as you!"

Silly Zhu and Xiaodang walked into the room and pointed at the TV: "Have you figured it out? How do you adjust the channel? I want to watch "The Sword of Zhongli" that the third uncle watched before!"

Today's TVs are much simpler than smart TVs from another time and space, with just one knob. Unlike later, when I had at least two remote controls, turning on the TV was like fighting a war.

The fat man knew how to play with this thing after just two glances. After giving Silly Zhu a few perfunctory words, he ran back to the house to tinker with the TV.

Xiaodang stayed obediently and talked with Yu Li, Chen Yan and Qin Jingru.

At Qin Huairu's house, Mrs. Jia Zhang also heard the news. She glanced at Banggan who was lying on the small bed and said, "Did Silly Zhu buy a TV?"

Little Huaihua is now in her second year of high school. She really looks like her mother. She is already a beauty at such a young age.

After hearing this, he put down the pen in his hand, walked to the door and looked over there with his feet.