Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Chen Fang laughed so much that she doubled over. What evil had this child done?

The fat man became more and more happy as he thought about it: "So since then, Xu Damao has lost the right to bathe his children. Now Qin Jingru is doing the bathing."

Chen Fang stood outside for a while, blowing in the wind, and her mind was a little clearer, then she went back to the house to do the papers.

At the beginning, she was still very resistant, but later she saw that Fatty paid special, special, special attention to it; it was the "important things must be said three times" that Fatty often said to them, and she thought about how the siblings had gotten along with each other over the years. Bit by bit, I really paid attention to it.

Fatty taught really well. Even a little girl like Chen Mengqi could understand some of the questions.

This shocked Chen Fang, the little aunt, and she was forced to get involved too.

After learning the knowledge in junior high school, it was time to study in high school; Chen Fang found that the further she went to school, the more it became all about mathematics. Physics cannot be separated from mathematics, and chemistry cannot be separated from mathematics.

And she kept learning, and really experienced the "joy of solving a big problem."

However, math is still so difficult, ahhh!

The fat man was correcting the paper: "Well, today is a lot better than yesterday. I solved all the big questions. Adding the previous ones, I have improved by almost 20 points! Third sister, do you know what 20 points means?"

Chen Fang rubbed her swollen brain: "Huh? I don't know."

The fat man sighed: "This college entrance examination requires thousands of troops to cross a single-plank bridge. I estimate there will be millions of candidates this year!"

Chen Fang exclaimed: "How many millions?"

"Yes, it will not be less than five million. Five million people take the college entrance examination, but how many will be admitted in the end? I don't know..."

其实胖子是知道的。今年的11月28日至12月25日，全国共有约570万人参加了高考，最终有27.3万人被大学录取。

Whether Chen Fang can become one of these 27.3 people depends on mathematics.

The fat man patiently analyzed it for her: "What are the tests on? Are they only about Chinese, mathematics, politics, and physics? Let me ask you, what score did you get in the last politics test?"

Today's politics is not easy to learn. It’s not that it’s difficult, it’s just that the real questions are hard to do.

In fact, Chen Fang never knew that many of the papers that Fatty made for her were obtained from Director Wang shamelessly.

I didn’t even dare to ask for it from a great spiritual guide.

People are now in charge of technology and education, and if he comes to ask for college entrance examination review materials, isn't his intention more obvious than a flea on a bald man's head?

What if the leader asks again: "How did you know about the college entrance examination?"

The fat man would have died then...

But it's different from Director Wang. He doesn't have those worries. Isn't he just getting some review materials?

"Fat man, listen carefully. One course of information is exchanged for a plate of sea cucumbers roasted with green onions. If you don't accept bargaining, I will love to eat the sea cucumbers roasted with green onions from your zoo!"

"..."

Chen Fang took the political exam last time. Well, she passed the exam. She was really too shameless to mention it, つ﹏?.

She only got 40 points on the political exam, so let’s just say how reactionary she is!

The fat man suppressed his laughter and comforted her and said, "Third sister, don't be too sad. It's hard to get high scores in politics, and it's equally hard to get low scores. Take the bangs in our backyard as an example. He cares about national affairs every day, and if you ask him to score 70 points in the exam, he won’t be able to pass it!”

They say politics is not about memorizing by rote, but the question is what to memorize?

This is not 2023, and there is no "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", just a book. So what if you memorize it all?

Chen Fang seemed to understand: "You're saying that no matter how good you are in politics, it's not easy to get high marks in the exam, so you'd better not spend too much time on it, right?"

The fat man raised his thumb in approval: "My third sister is really smart. The same is true for Chinese. Most candidates' Chinese foundation is not too bad. It is difficult to get a low score and even harder to get a high score."

This year's college entrance examination only took five subjects, and each subject was worth 100 points. If nothing else, the admission score for arts and sciences in the Beijing area is the same: 330 points.

Even if Chen Fang can score 80 points in Chinese and 70 points in politics, this is only 150 points. Where to find the remaining 180 points? Of course you have to find it mathematically!

"Neither Chinese nor politics can improve your score. The only thing that can really help you improve your score is mathematics! Let me ask you, what is the biggest feature of this subject?"

Features? Chen Fang really doesn't know.

The fat man was heartbroken: "I? When I see a big question, I can only write down the solution!"

Pfft... Chen Fang laughed so hard that she lay down on the table, making a goose-goose sound, and her shoulders shook violently as she laughed.

You said you can make it up if you don’t know Chinese or politics, but if you don’t know math, can’t you just write an explanation?

Do you have any tips? No!

"In the subject of mathematics, the goal of a top student is to get a perfect score, while the goal of a bad student is to pass."

Chen Fang finally stopped laughing, blinked her eyes, squeezed out tears from laughter, and asked: "A top student? A bad student?"

She understood this question without the fat man answering it. It was a new word that she had never heard before and was very easy to understand at first glance. She was the scumbag.

In the college entrance examination mathematics back then, the scores of most people who were good at mathematics were hovering around 70 points, and very few people could get 80 points.

比如有道题：2^x+2^(x+1)+2^(x+2)\u003d7。求x的值。

你说这道题难吗？搁现在也就是初中生的题目，好学生只要一看题目就能得出2^x（1+2+4）\u003d7，所以x\u003d0的答案来。

But in the college entrance examination paper at the end of this year, it is worth 7 points!

80后、90后都知道，1分就能拉出千军万马，更何况7大7分？

Fatty’s advice to Chen Fang was to focus on mathematics. As long as she can get 80 points in math, she can pass even if she only gets 50 points in the remaining two subjects.

In this era, people who have truly studied physics and chemistry can be said to be rare.

Physics is a subject that tests the system. It involves the transfer of formulas, the expression of thinking, and is closely related to mathematics. It may seem difficult, but if you just want to pass the exam, there are still many tricks you can follow.

The fat man suffered terribly from physical torture in another time and space. It has been his weakness since junior high school, and it has continued to be weak in college, and he once faced the risk of failing a course!

But precisely because of this, he still remembers this course. Now it is a piece of cake to come up with routines and guide Chen Fang.

As for chemistry, it's even simpler. Chemistry at this time mainly relied on rote memorization, and you must memorize various "common sense" of chemistry.

Fatty simply wrote a chemistry review note for Chen Fang and asked her to stop reading and just read on the back.

As long as you can memorize everything, there is no guarantee of 80 points. If you don't have the skills to score 70 points, it will be fine.

If he can't get through to others, the fat man will go buy a piece of tofu... I'm not kidding, he's serious!