Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

On December 12th, the whole family sent Chen Fang to the examination room with great fanfare.

The examination room was renovated from a middle school. There are comrades standing guard at the door. Candidates can enter with their admission tickets. Once the time is up, the door will be closed until the end of the examination. No one is allowed in or out.

In this era, there were no unified examination papers. Each province set the examination papers, so the examination times were also different.

For example, in Beijing, the three days of December are the 12th, 10th, and 11th.

Chinese language test in the morning, history/geography test for Gong Qian and physics/chemistry test for Chen Fang in the afternoon;

There will be a math test in the morning and a politics test in the afternoon on the 11th;

Then someone wants to ask, didn’t you say three days? How come the exam was completed in two days! The morning of the 12th is an extra foreign language test for candidates applying for foreign language majors.

Two days passed in the blink of an eye.

Chen Fang felt good about the information she fed back, especially in mathematics. She had done most of the questions on the test paper. After thinking about it, it was not difficult to get a higher score.

After the exam, there is the excruciating wait.

According to Fatty's recollection, about a month after the exam, the admission notice was issued by expedited telegram.

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Amid the laughter of children and the sound of firecrackers, 1978 arrived.

Starting from New Year's Day, Rabbit TV will broadcast "Xinwen Lianbo" every night at 7 o'clock.

In Fatty's house, the family stood in front of the black and white TV, watching the familiar news anchors in the future, and were filled with emotion.

He could be considered as witnessing the premiere of "Xinwen Lianbo".

The first broadcast lasted for 20 minutes in total, and four news items were played. Everyone, including the little girl Chen Mengqi, watched it with gusto.

From then on, for half a month, the whole family, young and old, would sit in front of the TV every night and pay close attention to world affairs.

On January 1th, the police uncle suddenly came to the courtyard.

His arrival was naturally like throwing a piece of granite into a calm lake, and startled all the animals in the yard.

The uncle policeman looked at the fat man with a headache: "Are you interested? You have been avoiding me since then. Am I so scary?"

The fat man said sadly: "It's bound to do nothing good when I see you, so it's better to meet less often."

The police uncle sighed: "After all these years, why are you still so popular?"

This is talking about the "dry roasted fish" incident in 1965.

As for why you only remember eating and not Silly Pillar, don’t ask, it’s because food is the most important thing for the people!

The fat man was delighted: "Oh, who's the blind person who reported me again?"

The police uncle shook his head: "You know the discipline, and it's not you who reported this."

"Is it new? You can always tell who reported it, right? Otherwise, why are you here today!"

The police uncle glared at him angrily: "Can't I come to your house to have a meal? Sister Yuyu has been optimized, and the house is almost closed, and I don't see you coming to take a look!"

"You are acting against your conscience."

The police uncle smiled and shook his head: "You... someone reported your second sister, your wife, Jia Dang, my wife and others. They are speculative."

The fat man shouted angrily: "Second sister, second sister! Tell Sister Yuyu tomorrow that her husband won't let her continue to have sex at your place!"

After the textile factory completely stopped production, He Yuyu, who was at a loss, asked Fatty to join his family's team.

The police officer slammed the table angrily: "When did I say I wouldn't let her do it at your place?"

The fat man said to him with a playful smile: "You have already been reported, how dare you let Sister Yuyu continue to do it? Aren't you afraid of affecting your future?"

"Fuck you, what future can a man who can't even take care of his wife and children have?"

"..."

The words were spoken openly, and the fat man was willing to listen.

As for the person who reported him, he already knew it last time. Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, and maybe two old guys, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui.

In the TV series, weren't they the two of them who worked hard to write reports and got Xu Damao down?

Now I dare to play this trick with him.

The fat man did nothing but asked Ben Leihu to deliver a message to Yan Jiecheng.

What words? Ben Leihu told Yan Jiecheng: "Your two younger brothers are still inside. If you hate them and sincerely want them to be beaten and suffer, then let your old man continue to poke Gu."

Yan Jiecheng went home in a panic and said that Yan Fugui stopped eating on the spot.

No matter how unsatisfactory they were, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang were still his children; this fat man was really not as easy to deal with as Xu Damao, and he would do whatever he wanted to do.

As a last resort, Yan Bugui could only find Liu Haizhong and said to him: "Old Liu, please stop writing letters."

Liu Haizhong was anxious: "How can we stop! Lao Yan, you, you, you, you are not achieving enough!"

Yan Bugui sighed and told him the matter, and his bangs became numb. Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang were afraid of being punished every day in there. Aren't Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu afraid?

By the way, Yang Weimin is squatting inside too. Also, Yan Bugui came to Qin Huairu and said this again, and their fragile alliance once again collapsed.

Only the old guy Yi Zhonghai was left messy in the wind.

Those who smashed pots and bottles at home yelled at the elo system. Grass is a plant. What kind of hot chicks are matched with me? I **!

At the end of the year, the rapid ringing of bicycle bells destroyed the tranquility in the alley.

As soon as Yan Bugui stretched out his head, the front wheel of the bicycle hit him in the face!

What was even more irritating was that the man not only refused to apologize, but even pushed his bicycle and ran into the courtyard.

As soon as he entered the yard, he even threw away his bicycle. He was so excited that he just shouted: "Chen Kang! Chen Kang!"

There is no one else who calls a fat man like that.

Chen Rong always calls fat people "well-off";

Chen Yan called him "little brother";

Only Chen Fang called him by his name.

As soon as the fat man came out of the house, Chen Fang jumped on him excitedly.

He held a telegram tightly in his hand: "I passed the exam! I passed the exam! I was admitted! Ah~!"

The fat man hurriedly pulled her down, took the telegram from her hand, and after confirming it with his own eyes, he finally dared to believe that Chen Fang had really been admitted to the Agricultural University.

Seeing Chen Fang rushing into the house eagerly to announce the good news to his family, Fatty couldn't help but sigh, Chen Fang is the real winner in life.

Agricultural University, that’s 985! The fat man never had the chance to go to such a good university in his previous life.

What I didn’t say, celebrate, must celebrate!

When the fat man entered the room, he said to Chen Yan: "Second sister, stop cooking. Chen Mengqi, go and tell your silly uncle and uncle Mao to come over with their families. Let's go to a restaurant today!"

After a while, the news that Fatty's third sister was admitted to college spread like a gust of wind to every corner of the yard.