Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai could only go to the back room with Silly Zhu.

As soon as the two of them entered, Little Dang Lima started to quarrel with the fat man: "Uncle Fatty, what do you think is wrong with him?"

If it were someone else, such as the beasts in the yard, not only would they not agree, but they would probably accuse Xiaodang again: "Have you ever said that about your elders?"

elder? Elders are stupid. Yi Zhonghai deserves it too!

The fat man quietly said to Xiao Dang: "I must not be holding back anything good, but it doesn't matter. Your uncle, I have a good ear."

Xiaodang's eyes lit up when she heard this. She knew how useful Uncle Fatty's ears were!

If Uncle Fat hadn't heard the noise and chased her to the cellar, she would have been gone...

In the back room, Yi Zhonghai started filling Si Zhu with wine as soon as he came up.

He knows Silly Zhu too well! It can be said that he has been holding hands with him since childhood.

Yi Zhonghai knew exactly what habits and bad habits he had.

For example, when it comes to drinking, Yi Zhonghai drinks a lot, Liu Haizhong drinks a lot, Yan Bugui drinks fake wine, but what about Silly Zhu?

He doesn't drink well at all!

Unexpected? Silly Zhu's drinking capacity is almost the same as that of Xu Damao. He was just cheating and cheating while drinking. When someone else had a drink, he would take a sip and regard himself as a spiritual guide. That's why not many people were willing to drink with Silly Zhu.

Sure enough, after a few cups of white wine, Silhu became a bit tongue-tied.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Yi Zhonghai revealed his purpose: "Zhu Zhu wants to discuss something with you."

Silly Zhu is just a docile donkey. When things go well, you can agree to anything. If things don't go well, you're simply a stubborn donkey.

He didn't even hear it before he agreed: "What are we discussing? Why are we so polite? Just give us your orders if you need anything!"

Yi Zhonghai slapped his thigh excitedly: "It's like this. The two houses that the deaf old lady left for you have been empty for 5 or 6 years, right? There must be someone living in this house. If there is no one to live in, okay? It’s time for brothers to go in and live.”

Common people understand this. This is why you cannot just enter a house that has been unoccupied for a long time.

Silly Zhu blinked: "What's wrong?"

"It's Huairu. She wants to rent the big one... What are you doing? Don't wait to hear me out. She's not doing it for others, she's doing it for Banggeng! Banggeng is what you have grown up watching."

The fat man outside heard what Zhenzhen said, waved to Xiaodang, motioned for her to come over, and said in a low voice: "It's your real mother, and she has the idea of ​​the deaf old lady leaving the two rooms for your stupid father. Let's let her Yi Zhonghai is here to trick you."

As soon as Xiaodang heard the word "mother", he felt sick in his heart. He stood up suddenly, rushed into the back room, grabbed Yi Zhonghai's wine glass, and smashed it!

Yi Zhonghai felt a big trough in his heart. Is there any other method? Even a girl dared to fight with him!

Didn’t Si Zhu have a hard time figuring out who Xiao Dang’s personality is? Follow him, and follow the Jia and Zhang family.

Usually when no one offends her, she is a Jieyuhua; if someone offends her, it is the point of no return!

He pointed at Yi Zhonghai's nose and scolded: "Why are you worried about a weasel paying New Year's greetings to a rooster? You don't have two rooms in your house, why don't you use a stick to block one? You have no children anyway. Bar!"

Yi Zhonghai hates to hear people say that he is a homeless person. This is his Achilles heel! When he stood up in anger, he was going to make a big mouth out of his mouth.

But Silly Zhu is right next to him. His drinking capacity is not good, but he is a traitor. Yi Zhonghai understands him, but doesn’t he understand Yi Zhonghai?

Silly Zhu understood from the fact that he was so talkative when he came today, there must be something going on here!

As expected, it turned out that he and Qin Huairu were planning to take advantage of the two houses left to him by the deaf old lady!

As soon as Yi Zhonghai raised his arm, Sha Zhu held it down: "What do you want to do?"

Yi Zhonghai was about to shout "Zhu!" in his rich baritone voice, and then he spoke of benevolence, justice and morality. He stood on the commanding heights and scolded Fool Zhu, and then forced him to obey. This was not always done in the past. Well...

Then I heard Silly Zhu shouting: "Fat man, fat man!"

The fat man stood up slowly: "If you fart, let it go!"

Silly Zhu laughed and scolded: "Don't your brother-in-law want to change houses with me? I agree. You ask him to come home tomorrow and bring the house book and household registration book with him, and I will help him go through the procedures!"

Brother-in-law? Change rooms? The amount of information in this string of information was too great for Yi Zhonghai's brain to process. It was as if it was frozen: "You, you, you..."

"What are you doing? You don't want Banggeng to support you in your old age. Wouldn't it be over if you just give him your house? It's better to divorce your aunt, marry Qin Huairu, and let him take care of you directly. Call me Dad! When the time comes, it is only natural that the son will support his father until his death."

The fat man's words were so suspenseful that Yi Zhonghai spit out a mouthful of old blood. As the saying goes, you can't tell the truth until you see it, but this fat man just wanted to poke people's lungs.

In his previous life, as a senior "online game" player, Fatty was best at catching moves and attacking weak points. His favorite weapon was a dagger, which was specially used to poke people's hooks;

A hypocritical guy like Yi Zhonghai, who talks about benevolence, justice and morality, seems to him to be full of flaws and his every move is a critical blow.

Yi Zhonghai's head was still buzzing until he was coaxed out by Sha Zhu.

Why, why did the fat man fall in love with the two rooms left by the deaf old lady?

The next day, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai watched helplessly as Ben Leihu took Chen Yan with Shazhu to the backyard to see the house, and then went to the relevant departments to complete the procedures.

In the afternoon, Chen Yan called over her brothers and began to clean up the house.

Qin Huairu's eyes almost bled. That was her house!

Why has she ignored Xiaodang for so many years? That's because in her opinion, Xiaodang helped her occupy the house in advance, and He Yuyu's house will be hers in the future!

Good thing now, right under her nose, the two rooms left by the deaf old lady belong to the fat man!

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In 79, Chen Yan gave birth to a daughter, also named by Fatty, named Shi Tantan.

From Du Mu's poem: The egret's smoke is speckled, and the gentle ripples of wind are still green.

In fact, Ben Leihu had already agreed with Chen Yan that if he gave birth to a son, he would have his surname, and if he gave birth to a daughter, he would take Chen Yan's surname.

Later, the fat man didn't agree, so he gave up.

I didn’t agree, but I didn’t agree at all, but that didn’t stop the fat man from complaining at all: “You said your surname is not good, why do you have to be surnamed teacher? That’s a really hard name to choose!”

Ben Leihu was also angry: "Brother-in-law, you did it on purpose!"

"Why did I do it on purpose?"

"You are sincere!"

Hehe, he was going too far; the fat man forced Ben Leihu into a corner and cracked his knuckles: "I'll give you a chance to say it again. How come I did it on purpose and am still sincere?"