Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

In another world, when Fatty was a child, he heard his grandma sing: "I play the accordion very well, now I am performing the Eight Members. The Eight Members are not simple, and no comrade can live without us..."

This is "The Eight Members Who Sing the Glory". The old song mentions eight very popular professions at that time, namely the Eight Members, namely: salesperson, driver, postman, childcare worker, hairdresser, projectionist, cook, and art troupe. member.

Ever since Silly Zhu found someone to take care of Fatty, but was knocked down by him alone, he went dormant again.

Like a crocodile lurking underwater, just waiting for the moment he falls into the water...

Of course, the fat man was not idle either. The Red Star Factory was such a big place, and the people who blocked him were all famous guys, especially the one named Wang Dexi, who was a well-known rogue in the factory.

It didn't take much effort for Fatty to find them. Ding Ding beat the people again, until they all huddled in the corner, wishing they could form a ball.

The fat man grabbed Wang Dexi by the neck and pulled him out. He patted his face with the back of his hand and said, "Look at how bad you are. Don't mess around anymore, do you hear me?"

After saying that, he threw him out like trash.

When the others saw this, Lima also wanted to run away, but the fat man choked him with a loud voice: "Are you allowed to leave?"

Asking them to stand one by one, the fat man pointed at the one he disliked the most and asked him, "What is his name?"

This guy timidly said: "My name is Shi Xiang."

"Damn, it's shit and it's flying, it's so disgusting! Get out of here and don't let me see you again!"

Seeing that the fat man drove away two of them at once, one of the remaining five was smart and said tentatively: "Brother, shall we follow you from now on?"

The fat man waved his hand: "I'm not your big brother, and I'm not above society. When I need you guys, just do something for me. The benefits will not be lost to you, do you understand?"

After making eye contact with each other, they instantly understood what was going on. Someone came to them to teach the fat man a lesson, but they ended up teaching him a lesson, twice.

Now the boss wants to take revenge and return the benefits; the other guy didn't mention the benefits...

The fat man took out the industrial coupons that Liu Lan gave him last time, borrowed flowers and offered them to the Buddha, and planned to hand them to these five guys: "You guys can choose another one. Do you know where to find me?"

They unanimously recommended the clever one as the eldest brother. This guy was very good and said: "Fat brother, not fat man, my name is Yang Hai, and my brother is in the security department of our factory."

When the fat man heard this, he took his hand back and said, "What's wrong? You're using your brother to suppress me, and you're thinking of getting revenge in the future."

Yang Hai jumped up anxiously: "No, no, no, I definitely don't have such thoughts. Everyone, please bear witness for me. If I dare to take revenge on Fatty, I am, this is it!"

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and made a bastard gesture. The gesture was very vivid, and it looked like he had practiced it!

Soon, it was time to pay wages.

As soon as he got to work this morning, Fatty noticed that Ma Hua and the others looked like nails on their butts. They stretched their necks all the way out and looked outside from time to time.

The fat man didn't know why, so Liu Lan took the initiative to come over and said, "Today is the day when wages are paid."

The term "Guan pay" comes from the army's "soldiers eat food, and soldiers pay Guan pay". It has been continued as more people used it.

Around 10 o'clock, one of Shazhu's minions rushed in like a gust of wind: "Master, hurry up, it's our turn!"

When everyone heard this, no one cared about the work in hand and rushed out.

When Silly Zhu was about to go out, he suddenly turned around and said, "Fat man, stay here." After that, he left without looking back.

The fat aunt took a sip at him, and then said to the fat man: "Getting salary for the first month is very memorable. Go quickly, I will stay and watch."

The fat man gratefully came up and gave his aunt a hug, making her aunt laugh.

As soon as they left the door, the team in San Canteen automatically divided into three sections.

Silly Zhu walked in the front alone, the MCA group walked in the middle, and Liu Lan, Zhao Laoer, and Master Wang walked at the end and had the most people.

Fatty caught up with Liu Lan and walked towards the Finance Department with them, talking and laughing.

After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, it was their turn.

Silly Zhu was naturally the first one, "He Yuzhu, 37 yuan, signed."

There were whispers in the team behind him: "Si Zhu's salary of 37 yuan, can he spend it all by himself?"

"That is, he is a single man, and if he is full, the whole family will not be hungry."

"You have forgotten that Si Zhu is a very enlightened person. He is afraid that he will not be able to spend all his salary, so he often takes the initiative to help widows in need!"

Hey! Who is so talented? The fat man turned his head, and it turned out to be Xu Damao... No wonder, by the way, he was also one of the eight members of the projectionist, and they happened to get their salary together.

Otherwise, he would pretend that he didn't hear anything like this, and he would never confront Xu Damao at this juncture.

How annoying would it be to delay other people from receiving their wages? He never engages in loss-making business, except for widows.

Among the people Fatty knows well, Fatty's aunt has the highest salary, 35 yuan. She does not get a shift salary, so she is two yuan less than Silly Zhu.

Liu Lan was second, 33 yuan; finally it was the fat man's turn: "Chen Kang, 18 yuan."

The fat man rubbed his hands and stepped forward to sign. Holding the banknotes had mixed feelings.

It’s not easy. I have worked so hard for a month and only got such a small salary. In another world, if 20 yuan fell on the ground, he would have to consider whether to pick it up or not...

When he returned to the kitchen, the fat aunt called him to her side and said loudly and deliberately: "Put your salary in your pocket and take it back to your family after work. Don't hang out with those shady people!"

MCA and the others are all quite depressed. Are they the ones who are talking about this? As for Silly Zhu, the concept of whether he is a human being has always been very vague.

TV dramas have glorified him too much. How narrow-minded is this person? Ever since he heard that Fatty had made a fool of himself for the leaders, it wasn't until just now that he took the initiative to say the first words to Fatty.

He still yells at people, is this something a master can do?

Regarding Liu Lan, the fat aunt was puzzled. She asked the fat man in private: "When did your relationship become so good? She wishes she could be with you everywhere now."

The fat man punched his chest in a funny way: "I am very charming. To be honest, I have had a nickname since I was a child, called Chen Yingjun."

There was a "bang" sound, and a chestnut came up. The fat aunt's almond-shaped eyes widened: "I will make you handsome!"

As a result, the fat man automatically made up his mind and said: "Then your name is Charlotte..."

"..."

In the past two days, Shazhu deliberately taught Ma Hua and the others how to cook, and acted as a teacher to teach the craftsmanship. Of course, Fatty also had to go and watch.