Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The dry toilets with large rows of pits in the past have been upgraded to a new version of flush toilets.

The color is a bit brighter, the walls are covered with ceramic tiles, and the pits are separated by partitions. What can I say about the smell...

All I can say is that I tried my best! Poor Chen Mengqi grew up in an alley. Every time she went back to her grandparents' house, even going to the toilet felt like a blessing!

There's nothing we can do about it. Nanluogu Lane is full of miscellaneous courtyards. Take Fatty's courtyard as an example. There are five north rooms facing five south rooms, one east room facing one west room, and there are A grape trellis and a large fish tank.

Just here, there are small houses built by every family in the yard, making the whole yard full of smoke and devastation.

So let alone Fatty and his courtyard, even Nanluoguxiang does not have this condition!

Where can you find such a large open space to dig a septic tank for you?

The most ridiculous thing is that in some film and television works, residents living in this area often show the mysterious behavior of digging a toilet in their own yard...

Do you know where this is? It is the most concentrated, complete, standardized, exquisite, typical and best-protected place in the entire capital!

Do you dare to dig a septic tank in such a densely populated area?

I really don’t treat the streets, police stations, and neighborhood committees as human beings...

Let alone 84, even in 2023, No. 8 Nanluogu Lane, where Sima Nan lives, still has to go out to use the public toilet!

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Qin Huairu waited for almost an hour before she saw the fat man hurriedly coming out of the archway in the backyard.

She quickly went up to the fat man and stopped him: "Fat man, can we discuss this awesome thing?"

The fat man glanced at her and said, "Okay, I don't want the change. Just give me 16 yuan."

Qin Huairu was very angry. He dared to ask for 4 yuan for a few broken dishes and broken bowls. Why didn't you grab it?

Qin Huairu's face was smiling, but her eyes were cold: "Fat man, let's not talk about the food cost. Is your tableware too expensive..."

"You don't believe it, do you? All of my tableware are custom-made, authentic from Jingdezhen Guangming Ceramics Factory, with our family's trademark on them. In this way, I will ask Yu Li to prepare the invoice later, and you can see with your own eyes what my purchase price is. How much."

There was no need to discuss this, so Qin Huairu simply broke the pot and said, "What, I don't have money..."

The fat man doesn't want to talk to her anymore. Why don't you say der if you don't have money?

Seeing that the fat man was about to leave, Qin Huairu quickly stopped him: "Hey, hey, fat man, don't leave! Can you let Xiaodang pay this money first? Just treat it as if Banggeng borrowed it from his biological sister!"

The fat man stopped and looked at Qin Huairu from beginning to end.

The woman who had a plump figure, a sexy figure, almond-shaped eyes and peach cheeks, and eyes that seemed to be shining like stars is gone.

If it is gone, it is no longer there. It is lost and can never be found again.

Qin Huairu's figure is now very out of shape, and her eyebrows have begun to grow into an inverted eyebrow shape due to years of depression. Coupled with the original mole in the center of her eyebrows, and her sallow, bitter complexion, Finally, I lived my life in the shape of a gas tank.

For such a shameless person, Fatty didn't even have the motivation to scold her. He just said lightly: "Go and discuss this matter with Silly Zhu." After that, he left without looking back. .

Qin Huairu was left alone, standing here without embarrassment. What kind of thing was this? Asking her to go find Silly Zhu?

This fat man really figured it out!

Since Ran Qiuye came back, Qin Huairu still dared to go up the pole to find Silly Zhu before it was too late to hide from her?

Pooh!

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Ran Qiuye is a teacher at National University in Singapore. Although she is not as rich as Lou Xiao'e, she is still a rich woman.

As for Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu and her whole family had not had his blood sucked by him in so many years, so this little life was also enjoyable.

So he simply arranged Ran Qiuye and his mother and son to live in the Peace Hotel, accidentally living with Lou Xiao'e.

Silly Zhu didn't even bother to go to work recently. He asked for leave for several days in a row. He only went to Yan Jiecheng's to cook vegetables every night.

Just staying here during the day, with his son, was never enough...

Ran Qiuye saw that he loved his son so much, and the string in her heart was gently plucked. Especially when she was surprised to find that when she was with Silly Zhu, she would not particularly resist!

After learning that Sha Zhu was actually working for the Yan family, Ran Qiuye frowned and quietly discussed with He Sui while he was away: "What do you think, I will invest in opening a restaurant for your father?"

He Sui looked at her with confusion and asked, "But mom, don't you want dad to go back to Singapore with us?"

Ran Qiuye shook his head: "It's too difficult for your father to go abroad...and I'm worried that he won't be able to adapt to life abroad."

Ran Qiuye said it euphemistically, but to put it bluntly, Shazhu was simply incompatible with Singapore; not to mention that Ran Qiuye had a serious mental illness, even if she didn't, she had to consider the reactions from all sides.

It is not that easy to naturalize in Singapore. Even a travel visa is very difficult at this time...

Moreover, Shazhu wants to be educated but not educated, and has no academic qualifications. What can he do if he goes there?

Opening a restaurant in Singapore is not as good as in China. Ran Qiuye doesn't have the financial resources to work in those big restaurants, but he is afraid that Silly Zhu won't be able to bear the pressure.

After all, she is one of the future Four Asian Tigers, and her eyes are on the top of her head, so proud!

Then there is Ran Qiuye's family. Her parents are now visiting professors at the National University. Even in Singapore, they are from a respectable family background.

If she really got married to Shazhu and let people see that they had found someone like this in their family, then, how should I put it, that's what it meant anyway, where would her parents' faces be put?

All in all, in one sentence, it’s still too strange!

Neither Shazhu nor Ran Qiuye know each other very well.

What are his living habits? What are your hobbies and interests? What is the first thing you do when you get home every day? Should I wipe my butt with my left hand or my right hand?

I don’t even understand it, just like in "Love Apartment", even if Sekiya hesitates for only one second, Yunyu can immediately take out a stopwatch to accurately calculate whether he paused or hesitated at that second.

Another example is Yu Li. She knows every habit of Fatty and remembers all the things the two of them did together.

As soon as she lay down on the bed every day and the fat man grunted twice, she would know where the itch was on his back, and she could accurately scratch the fat man with her hand;

Even when doing that thing, she knew how to make the fat man want to give her his life with just one sentence...

How else could the fat man ask Chen Yan to help him? In fact, he didn't even have the ability to resist in front of Yu Li.