Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

When there was a commotion outside, the first people to leave and come back were Fatty and Chen Mengqi.

Chen Mengqi looked confused: "Dad, why doesn't Grandpa Yan let He Sui and his mother into our yard?"

This girl is very sinister even at such a young age.

The fat man followed her and said, "It's because he's a dog, and he forgot that in 78, I masturbated all the men in this courtyard!"

The Third Master was so angry that he almost smoked, and his teeth were chattering. While trying to stop Silly Zhu, he also wanted to fight back against the fat man: "You, you fart!"

"You're the one who farted! Your children respect you and call you Grandpa Yan. How can you say dirty words in front of your children?"

Fortunately, the third uncle didn't take his blood pressure at this moment, otherwise the mercury column would have exploded directly: "Fat, Fatty, let me tell you, your factory can't take care of the affairs of our compound! You are the dog taking advantage of the mouse. Besides, Now you are a laid-off worker and a small businessman, what are you proud of?"

At this time, Yan Jiecheng came out when he heard the noise. When the fat man saw him, he shouted: "Hey, hawker, I'm calling you! Your father asked you, what are you proud of?"

As soon as Yan Jiecheng heard this, he turned around and went back, making the third uncle almost mad to death!

One by one, they all rebelled!

Does anyone still respect him as the third uncle? Silly Zhu scolded him, Fatty called him a dog, and his own son actually walked away without a trace!

The third uncle was completely at a disadvantage, and he almost let Sha Zhu throw his head into the public toilet. The way was opened, and Sha Zhu carried two boxes and smiled playfully at Ran Qiuye: "Madam, please."

Ran Qiuye had been watching with cold eyes just now, especially paying attention to He Sui's reaction.

Contrary to what she expected, He Sui not only did not feel disgusted by seeing the rude and arrogant side of his father, but there was actually an eagerness to try hidden in his eyes!

Ran Qiuye suddenly realized that this child had never had such an experience, and "father's protection" was exactly what he lacked and longed for most!

Just now, Silhouette was both tough and generous. In He Sui's eyes, his behavior was exactly the embodiment of passion.

This is very manly and heroic. In He Sui's heart, Shazhu's image suddenly became taller.

"..."

The third uncle watched helplessly as Silly Zhu led Ran Qiuye and his son into the courtyard.

Then I thought about all the people in the courtyard just now. When they heard the noise, they were just like the boss of his family. They came out and took a look, and then they all went back.

It’s as if this matter has nothing to do with them!

What the third uncle didn't know was that Li Xianying was discussing with the fat man at the moment: "What does it have to do with him? He jumped up on the pole and stopped him from entering."

The fat man glanced disdainfully in the direction of the courtyard door and said, "This person will become arrogant when his low self-esteem reaches the extreme. Let's just say that the security guard hired by the clothing market across from us comes from a place with beautiful scenery and spring all year round. Place - Tong County!

I had never even eaten braised pork before coming to the capital. After working as a security guard at the market for a few days, guess what? It's shaking! Using chicken feathers as arrows, he would dare to murder stall owners, scold customers, and do other shameless things. Since they had several fellow villagers, they started to fight each other! "

Li Xianying's face was full of disbelief: "Is this grandson crazy? He's just a security guard!"

"That's right, so someone soon made him see the reality clearly. After that beating, I never saw him again. Maybe he returned to Tong County."

What they said happened to be heard by the third aunt and the old man who came out of the central courtyard after hearing the noise.

Isn't this beating around the bush? The third uncle is a security guard? Are you calling him that guy who relies on human power and uses chicken feathers as arrows?

The third aunt pointed at Li Xianying and the fat man tremblingly and scolded: "It's immoral, it's immoral!"

Li Xianying retorted: "Yes, yes, you are not wicked. You are not wicked. The third uncle of your family uses himself as a detective team all day long. You should buy him a satin shirt and a straw hat to wear it. Then you can go door to door." Check our good citizen certificate."

The third aunt almost vomited blood: "You!"

Why did you tell the rumor circulating in the yard?

It was all spread by the fat man privately in this courtyard! He said that the old man in his family was a detective, and he even gave him a nickname. He didn't even call him Yan Bugui, he called him "Jia Gui"!

Listen, listen, is this human talk? His old man’s surname is Jia. What does this mean? !

"..."

The people in this courtyard are still called Third Uncle just because they are easy to pronounce and cannot be changed.

After 78, who still takes these three old guys seriously?

So capable, why didn't the fat man fart when he masturbated them in front of the whole hospital?

On the contrary, it was unanimously approved by all the young and old men in the hospital. Of course, the Jia family was not included. Isn't Bangge going to jail?

The old man, the First Master, was very sophisticated and never spoke when he was unsure. He just looked at Li Xianying and the fat man with cold eyes and then went back to the house.

The third aunt was so worried about the third uncle that she didn't care about the mischief for a moment. She just gouged them both out with her eyes and hurried to the courtyard gate.

The fat man took Chen Mengqi home and started preparing to cook. He opened the refrigerator, took a look, and discussed with Chen Mengqi, "My dear, can Dad make you a braised double shrimp and loofah?"

Summer is here, and it’s the season to eat loofah.

Chen Mengqi tilted her head and thought for a while: "This dish is not available in the restaurant. Dad, are you researching new dishes?"

Seeing his daughter's excited expression, the fat man said cheerfully: "Yes, I have been studying stewed dishes recently. Not only does it save time, but it is also quick and low-cost. It is very suitable for promotion in the store."

Chen Mengqi didn't mind the heat either, so she followed her father into the kitchen.

Nowadays, the kitchen of Fatty's house is like Xu Damao's house, connected with the whole city. With just one door, you can reach the kitchen from home. You no longer have to go out every time you go to the kitchen as before.

I know the loofah, but what about the double shrimp? It's just peeled prawns and dried sea rice.

Wash the sea rice and soak it in warm water in advance. The fat man instructed Chen Mengqi: "Don't pour the water for soaking the sea rice. It's very fresh. Pour it into the pot later."

Then he changed the knife on the shrimp: "In order to make the shrimp look better and easier to taste, cut it into two parts horizontally from the back like this."

Chen Mengqi wrote them down one by one, and then heard her father say: "In our restaurant, we will also serve some fungus soaked in advance to top up. We don't need to make it at home."

Even Chen Mengqi knows how to cut loofah. Use a hob to cut the shape as long as possible, so that it matures quickly and tastes better.

Seeing that his daughter did not resist the "chef" at all, but actually liked cooking and eating by herself, the fat man couldn't help but feel happy.

Chen Mengqi started watching him cook when she was 7 or 8 years old. When Fatty saw her interest, he started cooking simple side dishes and slowly developed her hobby.