Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Although in this era there is no such thing as "bang!" and then flying around.

But there are also colored papers sprinkled on the bride and groom’s heads.

Made of sequins, in red or green colors, cut into small triangles.

Put it in a plastic bag, grab it by the handful and scatter it into the sky.

After a while, Yu Qian and Sophora Huahua's heads were covered with these shiny colored papers.

Seeing this familiar scene, Fatty was also very emotional.

I have to say that if the bride didn’t have some colored paper in her hair, it would feel like there was no such atmosphere.

People in this era are simple and kind-hearted, and there is no marriage trouble; the bride will not change her mind at the last minute, and will not get off the sedan without the 8 "getting off the sedan chair" red envelope.

Chen Mengqi, a girl with sharp eyes, quietly said to the fat man: "Dad, look at Sister Huaihua's eyes!"

The fat man took a look, good guy, Huaihua looked at Yu Qian from behind the fan, her eyes were full of sweetness!

The face is filled with a happy smile!

The fat man looked at Sophora japonica, and then turned to look at Chen Mengqi. His eyes were full of worry about turning his elbows outward, and the latter looked puzzled.

"..."

With the arrival of the bride and groom, Qili Pavilion was quickly filled with people.

On the temporary podium, the fat man went up to speak without hesitation:

"Welcome all relatives and friends to attend the wedding of groom Yu Qian and bride Jia Yi. Thank you for your support!"

Under the stage, Xu Damao clapped his hands without knowing it. He felt that the atmosphere had reached this point and it would be inappropriate if he didn't clap.

With this "leader" in charge, others reacted one after another, and the applause was so enthusiastic that they could not even hear their voices.

After a while, the fat man continued: "In the past, when we held weddings, the process was very simple, and it always felt like it was over in the blink of an eye. However, times have changed. With the reform and opening up, everyone's material conditions have also improved. So we also have higher spiritual pursuits.”

The hall was very quiet, everyone was waiting for Fatty's next words:

"I often say that life should have a sense of ritual. For example, a family should decorate a room together and place photo frames of different shapes in every corner of the room; for example, a family should buy vegetables together, cook together, and enjoy spring bamboo shoots together. , shiitake mushrooms in summer, water chestnuts in autumn, dumplings in winter and so on.

Through such a small sense of ritual, we know how to cherish it more. Cherish your family and love life.

Today, we are all gathered here to witness the happiest moment of a newlywed couple. We held a small but lively ceremony that became part of a cherished memory for the future.

Let me interview the groom now. Is there anything you want to say at this moment? "

After the fat man finished speaking, he put the microphone to Yu Qian's mouth.

Yu Qian wasn't nervous at first, but when he saw the microphone, it was like seeing a smoking grenade...

He can't even speak: "I, ah, I think, I think..."

He was "thinking" there for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "I want to go to the toilet."

Under the stage, Yu Li covered her face in exhaustion.

At the third table on the left, a group of buddies from the "Where to Move" company also stamped their feet and beat their chests: "This is a shame!"

Yu Wanlin even gave Jia Zhang an embarrassing but polite smile.

I thought to myself, I must fix this little brat severely when I turn around!

The audience burst into laughter, especially Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, who laughed so much that they almost hugged each other.

Otherwise, we can say that they are the one, the true love.

At the fourth table on the right, Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu and the others were laughing so hard that they couldn’t stop laughing.

In front of such people, he actually wanted to curl up, hahaha...

Sophora japonica on the stage also wanted to kick Yu Qian. Fortunately, there was a fan blocking her, so she would not lose her etiquette. However, her violently shaking shoulders betrayed her deeply.

Chen Mengqi laughed and fell into Chen Yan's arms: "Hahaha, brother Yu Qian is so fun!"

"..."

The fat man glared at him with a dark face, took back the microphone, and quickly smoothed things over and said, "Well, let's switch to another person for the interview. As the saying goes, the big girl got on the sedan chair, and I would like to ask the bride, at this moment, what do you want to say to everyone? Of?"

Huaihua turned her head and glanced at Yu Qian first, then looked at the stage through the fan, and whispered: "I want to drink water. I haven't even drank a sip of water since morning..."

Of these two people, one wanted to take a stroll and the other wanted to drink water.

This is really not a family, don't enter the same door.

Those heartless people under the stage just looked on and giggled.

But other people, such as Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangfu and others, are extremely envious.

Before the worship was even finished, Sophora japonica began to protect Yu Qian without any bottom line.

Isn't this the person that Fatty said, "Even if you are going to commit a crime, she will not hesitate to look after you"!

Xu Damao turned to look at Qin Jingru, thinking that if he committed a crime, this silly girl would go to the police station to report him immediately.

I feel tired again, destroy it, hurry up...

In short, with this incident, Yu Qian was finally not nervous anymore.

On the contrary, he was full of energy and said a few open words, which made everyone look at him with admiration.

Huaihua also cooperated and said a few flattering words, which made the singles in the audience red with envy.

Under the stage, Yu Li couldn't help but discuss with Chen Yan: "It's funny. I always felt that when we got married, although the wedding was very lively, it was still too formal."

Chen Yan nodded in agreement: "Yes, it's too serious. Serious and even a bit rigid."

One of them means lively, the other means serious, two words with completely opposite meanings, but they are used for the same thing.

This made Chen Mengqi a little confused: "Aunt Mom, are you guessing?"

Chen Yan couldn't help but scratch her nose: "Your mother is envious of Sophora japonica!"

Yu Li glared at her angrily: "That's what I meant! And do I envy her?"

Chen Yan felt a little guilty and quickly explained to Chen Mengqi: "What we mean is that although it has only been a few years, it feels like a layer of shackles has been taken off. Times are changing, and everyone's thoughts are also changing. This may be a bit deep. If you don’t understand, don’t..."

Unexpectedly, Chen Mengqi interrupted her: "I understand, this is what the newspapers call emancipating the mind."

Chen Yan's eyes were wide open, her mouth was slightly open, and there was a look of shock on her face.

God, how old is she?

Not to mention the surprised Chen Yan, when she returned to the stage, she had accumulated experience in hosting large wedding banquets in advance in order to successfully host the wedding.

Fatty had already discussed it with Yu Qian and Huaihua, and he planned to create a small challenge at the wedding.

Well, a game challenge about their tacit understanding.