Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Especially cheap liquor, which has high alcohol content, is harsh on the throat, has a mixed taste, and can easily get you drunk if you drink too much...

But why do people drink it? In order to let alcohol numb yourself, you will not feel tired when you are drunk.

The whole person, from body to soul, seemed to be liberated. When he woke up, he continued to shoulder the burden of life and continued to work hard for the illusory goal.

But things are different now. With the reform and opening up, everyone has clear goals and knows what they want.

Cheap liquor is gradually becoming less popular, and people prefer to drink low-alcohol liquor, especially beer.

Three or five confidants, some peanuts and edamame, there was no kebab at this time; kebab only became popular in the capital at the end of 85 or early 86.

Chen Peisi was also asked to perform in the Spring Festival Gala. Fatty can still recite the lines in "Mutton Skewers" to this day.

Being ruthlessly betrayed by Captured Longhu, Yu Qian felt as if he was being roasted on a fire.

He explained to Sophora japonica in a low voice: "Listen to me, they forced me to drink. If they say anything, I will jump into the fire pit today, so I have to drink..."

But who knows that Huaihua's focus is not on the wine. She asked Yu Qian: "One mouthful is yours, who am I?"

Before Qian could answer, Fatty's voice suddenly sounded next to him: "Yes, we want to know too!"

The audience was in an uproar again, Qin Jingru shouted: "The scream is nice!"

"Yes, yes, scream, scream!"

Yu Qian had no choice but to blush and shout louder than a mosquito: "Wife..."

Sophora japonica was very cooperative and deliberately said: "I can't hear you!"

Yu Qian had no choice but to yell with all his strength: "Wife!" amidst the "inaudible" noise below the stage.

Even my wife screamed, so why not quickly simulate the scene of kneeling on the washboard when you get home in the future?

As for kneeling on the washboard, it is not a new phenomenon in modern times.

It was actually a way of punishing women who had made mistakes in ancient yamen. Making prison women kneel on the washboard in public not only hurts their bodies, but also hurts their self-esteem.

But later, this thing became an exclusive benefit for male compatriots. It became a joke or a way of ridicule.

Maybe Yu Qian also wanted to know if Huaihua would yell at him if he got drunk after marriage, so he pretended to be the same.

In 1978, "Drunken Master" was released in mainland China.

With this movie, Jackie Chan confirmed his status in kung fu movies.

The film had a great influence and attracted young people to imitate it.

At this time, Yu Qian seemed to be playing "Drunken Master", and his acting skills were as exaggerated as he wanted.

There were even more boos and boos from the audience.

Sophora japonica barely managed to hold her nerve and asked him with a straight face, "Where have you been?"

Yu Qian hesitated for a moment and then told the truth: "I had a drink with some buddies."

It stands to reason that at this time Sophora japonica should put one hand on her hips and point her finger at his nose, posing in the classic "teapot" pose.

But she didn't do that. Instead, she asked Yu Qian: "Have you eaten?"

Yu Qian was stunned: "What?"

"I asked you if you just drank and did you eat?"

"Not just drinking, but also peanuts and edamame..."

Yu Qian obviously had no confidence. What he was thinking was, was Jia Yi going to feed him crotons?

She wouldn't be so cruel!

Unexpectedly, Huaihua just said: "Go and wash your face, sit there and wake up, and I'll get you a bowl of noodles."

The fat man shouted from the side: "Stop, stop, stop! Huaihua, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"

Follow the routine and play your cards?

It's another new word, but it's quite interesting. Huaihua giggled and asked, "Uncle Fatty, why don't I play according to the routine?"

The fat man pointed at Yu Qian: "He came back drunk after drinking outside. Instead of repairing him, you went to cook noodles for him?"

Huaihua took it as a matter of course: "What's wrong? This is my man! My man, of course I feel pain!"

"..."

There was a gasp from under the stage, hiss~ This reason is too strong.

Xu Damao said to Qin Jingru: "Did you see that? Don't always quarrel with me in the future. You should learn from others. I am your man, you have to respect me."

Qin Jingru retorted: "If I remember correctly, we seem to be divorced, right?"

Xu Damao panicked: "Remarry, we will remarry tomorrow!"

Silly Zhu also licked his face, lying next to Ran Qiuye's ear and asked: "Teacher Ran, what if, if you hadn't left at that time, we would have really gotten married. If I came back drunk, would you scold me? ?”

Ran Qiuye looked at him seriously, shook her head gently and said, "No, but I will make a three-part agreement with you. And I am confident that I can control you!"

Isn't he just a naughty kid with billions of dollars?

When the head teacher subdues the naughty child, it is like being crushed on a life level.

Silly Zhu is asking for trouble. He doesn't want anyone to take care of him, but he longs for someone to take care of him.

If, if Ran Qiuye really didn't leave back then, how great would it be...

Unfortunately, there is no if in this world.

"..."

The wedding went very smoothly, and even the expected troublemakers didn't show up.

Fatty had already made an agreement with the security team, and even told them Qin Huairu's appearance and asked them to focus on her and Bangge.

In the end, neither of them came, maybe because they knew they were coming and they would only ask for trouble.

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The third uncle had another quarrel with Shazhu a few days ago.

The reason was of course that Ran Qiuye and his mother and son returned to Singapore, and Shazhu felt empty again.

They had a long talk, and Ran Qiuye explained what she thought, her various concerns, and He Sui's future development...

I told Shazhu everything.

What else can Silly Zhu say after hearing this? Everything will be fine if you have a son!

Moreover, Teacher Ran said that he would bring He Sui back to the capital to live during the winter and summer vacations every year.

And he also practiced it, which surprised Shazhu, and actually "lived" with him for one night.

It was this night that made Silly Zhu realize that he was really old...

Reliving the old dream, Ran Qiuye gasped and said to Shazhu: "Stop working for others. I will invest for you. Let's go it alone, shall we?"

Silly Zhu didn't have any other thoughts at this time, he was just a little dizzy and wanted to sleep very much...

But it's not like he hasn't thought about doing this alone. In the past, he always thought that Fatty could open it, even Yan Jiecheng could open it. What's the point of opening a restaurant?

It was his turn, especially after working in Yan Jiecheng's restaurant for several months, Sha Zhu understood that opening a restaurant was not a simple matter.