Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Seeing the fat man's screams being really miserable, Yu Li couldn't bear it and said firmly: "I'm going to hold a banquet at Hongmen. When your sweetheart comes in, I'll kill her!"

The fat man hurriedly coaxed: "How can that be possible? My wife is a kind-hearted person and she wouldn't even kill a chicken..."

In the end, Yu Li asked: "So Lou Xiao'e has to do something, right? You dislike me, right?"

There is no logic at this point.

Seeing that the heat was almost over, the fat man quickly admitted his mistake: "It's all my fault. I didn't resist the temptation. I'm willing to accept all your punishments."

"everything?"

"everything."

There was no emotion in Yu Li's voice: "Okay, then I'll castrate you."

The fat man almost cried: "Can you change it to another one? Except this one."

Yu Li sneered again and again: "Oh, that's right. My little wife has just come back, and it's a time when things are so tight."

The fat man almost swore: "Conscience of heaven and earth, I have been going to see Chen Mengxiao during this period, and I have never been alone with her!"

He didn't dare to mention the word "son" because he was afraid that Yu Li would be irritated.

Yu Li didn't believe it: "Hey, can you bear it?"

The fat man sighed: "I'm almost 40, and a 40-year-old man is a piece of shit. He's already past the age of impulsiveness, okay?"

Yu Li thought about it carefully and found that Fatty had indeed passed the time when "bloody courage takes the lead".

In the past, the fat man didn't have sex, and he always liked to say harsh words, such as I will make you unable to get out of bed, I will keep you all night long, or I will kill you;

Every time Yu Li spends time with him, just when she wants to say a few personal words, he has already turned into a "roguish idiot"...

Now he finally recognized the reality and began to tell the truth: "Don't hold on, I'm tired."

Now that Yu Li is pestering him to live in a world of two, she has become a "romantic idiot", and Fatty is still there talking to her about exploring life on Mars.

It's not that she has become stronger and Fatty has become weaker, but that she has become more worried and can no longer concentrate.

Fatty always complains that his house is still too small. When he can buy a house, he must find a way to buy the entire courtyard.

In this way, the space is larger, and it will be more comfortable to live in; instead of being like now, Chen Mengqi is afraid of hearing the noise and does not dare to enjoy herself.

His ideas have always been bold, and Yu Li is not surprised, but she thinks it is unrealistic: "It's easy to talk about other people's houses, but what should I do with Qin Huairu's house?"

what to do? Just throw money at it. In the TV series in 92, when Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu bought other people's houses, how much money did they have? A family of 2000 is as good as the sky.

Especially when the cultural relics protection unit officially issued a notice announcing that Nanluogu Lane, as an iconic alley group, would not participate in demolition.

At that time, these families, who were completely hopeless, began to scramble to escape from this compound. That was the best time for Fatty to take action.

Sooner or later, this Courtyard No. 40 will be in the possession of the fat man.

When talking about the topic of being unhappy, Yu Li felt that what the fat man said should be true.

His biggest concern at the moment should be to recognize his son. In order to achieve his goal, he would never dare to do anything outrageous again.

The fact is that even Silly Zhu had a meal at Teacher Ran's place, but Fatty and Lou Xiao'e were as innocent as a blank slate, and there was no physical contact at all. When I go to dance in a ballroom, I have to put my arm around my waist.

When Yu Li thought about their ages, she felt sad and unsure of herself.

She is much older than Fatty, and in the blink of an eye, she is already old, but Fatty still looks like he is twenty-eight or nineteen years old, very young.

Yu Li is four years older than Fatty. She is 43 this year; Chen Yan is also 43. By the way, if you calculate it this way, isn't Lou Xiao'e 44 years old?

Then there is nothing to worry about. If Lou Xiao'e is 34 years old, she will definitely try her best to not let them continue their relationship;

But, it turns out that Lou Xiao'e is also a 44-year-old woman!

At this point, there may be another LSP saying that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger; but the saying "tiger and wolf" has never been used to describe women. "Wei Liao Zi" said: "A soldier of one person is like a wolf and a tiger, and the wind is like a tiger." The rain is like thunder, shaking the world, and the whole world is shocked."

This means that for generals in the past, when they reached the age of 40, they no longer relied on their bravery to achieve success, but were like tigers, relying on their accumulated majesty to make their subordinates feel this momentum.

I feel like I am acting like a general now. It is reliable to follow a general like this to fight a war.

Wait, isn't Qin Huairu 51 years old? No wonder, no wonder she is old and ugly, haha!

"..."

I have to say that this is a good time for Fatty to catch up to the end.

Women in this era have a strong sense of family. Just like Fatty's third sister Chen Fang and Xing Jianshu, they have already lived in the dormitory of the work unit and have not gone home. They are both de facto separated and still cannot take the initiative to bring up the matter of divorce.

First of all, Zhou Haiqin couldn’t pass this level! Divorce is bad for your reputation; secondly, it is difficult for a second-married woman to find a partner, even if she is the section chief and will soon be promoted to deputy section chief.

The same is true for Yu Li. If the two of them were still young, for example, if Lou Xiao'e had not left back then and came to her with a big belly, she might have fought with the fat man in a fit of anger!

But now, time has passed and Chen Mengqi is already in her first year of high school. Could she divorce Fatty at this time?

How much harm would that do to the child, not to mention, wouldn’t Lou Xiaoe gain in vain in this way?

In short, Yu Li desperately wanted to forgive Fatty in her heart, but she was still very angry.

Especially now, the more the fat man coaxes her, the angrier she becomes.

Finally, all the helplessness and grievances turned into tears, and I cried out...

The fat man hurriedly coaxed and wiped her tears, but the woman's mood was like this, as if she was adding.

One thing leads to another. For example, Yu Li was angry that Fatty was sorry for her and had a child with someone else;

Then I remembered that on their wedding day, Lou Xiaoe lent Fatty two books to read. Could it be that the two of them had just read it at that time? !

Then, she thought that he was too kind to Chen Yan, making her think that Chen Yan was picked up from the trash can;

Finally, Yu Li thought of the day before yesterday, when she asked the fat man to sit and curl up, but the fat man refused and argued with her, saying that he would defend to the death his right to stand and curl up...

Look, so many things are piled up together. If they are piled up enough, they can no longer bear it and they have to be vented. Naturally, there will be a big fuss.

I've cried and made a fuss. If I can let him calm me down so easily, how can I express my grievances? !

Women at this time are irrational and unreasonable.