Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Lou Xiao'e was very happy to see Yu Li defeated and pursued the victory: "Forget it, I won't talk to you either. I'll talk to the fat man later!"

Yu Li's temples jumped with anger: "You still want to meet him? Treat me as dead!"

Lou Xiao'e said confidently: "You even drank my wine, so be more generous or kill me!"

The fat man with a weak soul often said that if you persuade people to be generous, the sky will strike like lightning.

Stealing someone's husband also deserves to be struck by lightning!

It turns out that Lou Xiao'e is not afraid of thunder and lightning, so how can she still call her der?

Copy the guy!

Yu Li stood up suddenly and came to Lou Xiao'e in a few steps. Then she placed a kitchen knife made of black iron on her neck.

what's the situation? Lou Xiao'e's mind went blank, and her face showed an all-purpose expression of white eyes with many eyes, black eyes with few eyes, a rigid face, and an open mouth...

Yu Li, is she going to hack me to death?

And Chen Mengqi, thanks to her always calling her "baby", is now actually helping Yu Li hold her hand? !

You mother and daughter have discussed it, right?

Lou Xiao'e said to Li with a stern expression, "I, I'm warning you, don't mess around."

Yu Li said in a fierce tone: "Who is messing with you! I will die with you today!!"

perish together? No; don’t come over...

Lou Xiao'e became more and more panicked. She could feel the kitchen knife sinking into her neck little by little.

Lou Xiao'e wanted to struggle but didn't dare. Fear spread in her heart, tears flowed out of her eyes uncontrollably, and she began to pinch her legs frequently.

It feels like I'm losing control as I get stronger...

Seeing that Lou Xiao'e was about to collapse, Yu Li leaned close to her ear and whispered: "I forgot what I said to you. I am hosting a Hongmen Banquet today. If you dare to come, I will kill you, hum. !”

After saying that, he stood up and slammed the kitchen knife in front of her: "I'll give you a gift too, silly girl."

Lou Xiao'e walked around outside the Gate of Hell, tremblingly picked up the wine bottle and wanted to pour herself a glass of wine.

A lot of wine was spilled before she could barely fill up the glass. She drank it all in one gulp, and then her soul seemed to gradually return to its proper place.

Lou Xiao'e calmed down and carefully observed the kitchen knife.

Then I realized something was wrong. When I picked it up and looked at it, my nose was almost crooked with anger!

?It's actually made of rubber, fake!

It's just that I don't know who made this evil prop. It's enough to look fake and real. Even the cold light on the blade looks like the real thing.

As soon as Lou Xiao'e stood up and wanted to get angry, she saw Chen Mengqi stabbing her neck with the "knife" and sticking out her tongue;

It seems like she is laughing at her, look at what scared you just now...

Yu Li, who had successfully regained [-]%, was in a good mood. At this time, the third dish also came.

This dish is not the sweet and sour carp or sea cucumber roasted with green onions that are becoming increasingly famous at Qili Pavilion, but duck.

Roast duck is not like roast duck, and roast duck is not like roast duck. The dishes that Chen Mengqi brings are still half for each person.

Lou Xiao'e looked at the dish in front of her and found that it was cut into two parts horizontally in the middle with a knife.

When she thought of the knife, she couldn't help but want to cross her legs. She put down her chopsticks and said to Li, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Toilet? Yu Li said without thinking, "We don't have that kind of place here."

Lou Xiao'e slapped the table angrily: "It's the toilet!"

The toilet is just a toilet, and there is also a bathroom, why are you pretending to be polite...

But the name is really quite foreign.

Yu Li had an idea in mind, so she asked someone to make a sign and hang it at the door of the toilet, euphemistically calling it "Bathroom".

By the way, I remember that when Fatty was a great sage, he told her like a joke that in foreign countries, there was no writing on the toilet doors; instead, an elephant was drawn on the left and a giraffe was drawn on the right. He didn't know where to go. side!

Yu Li was amused by him and giggled. After laughing enough, she whispered in his ear: "I like elephants, but I don't like giraffes..."

elephant? Hiss~ Woman, you are playing with fire!

See if I don’t give you Zhuge Liang’s seven captures of Yang Guo today!

"..."

Lou Xiao'e returned from the toilet and regained her previous elegance and calmness.

Looking carefully at the dish in front of me, the duck was made into the shape of a gourd, filled with green beans, ham, mushrooms, diced bamboo shoots, lotus seeds, glutinous rice, etc.

Chen Mengqi’s Little Sunflower Class is on again: “This dish is called Babao Gourd Duck, but it’s not Shandong cuisine, but Huaiyang cuisine.

Remove the bones from a whole duck, then stuff the wings, neck, and duck legs into the duck's belly, and then fill the duck's belly with eight kinds of ingredients. My dad also innovatively added pear today. !

Then use a rope to tie it from the outside into a thin shape at the top and thick at the bottom, then fry it first, then steam it, then blanch it with stock, and finally turn it into a dish.

By the way, this dish is not a test of poetry, but a test of two mothers. The eight treasures are not just eight flavors. Let me ask you two, this dish has a total of nine different ingredients. Combine them in pairs, and a total of How many combinations are there?

Warm reminder, very simple permutation and combination! "

Is this simple?

Nine flavors, two-by-two combinations, that is to say, duck and pear are a change, and green beans, and lotus seeds...

Yu Li is notorious for not liking to study. When Chen Mengqi was in elementary school, she could check her homework confidently.

When she entered junior high school, she stopped checking her homework because she couldn't understand it anymore.

Now in high school, Yu Li doesn't even read her homework.

Reading Chen Mengqi's homework is like reading a book from heaven. Whoever wants to read it can read it!

On the other hand, Lou Xiao'e's heart was full of sweetness. The fat man was blatantly favoring herself.

She blurted out: "There are 36 combinations in total, Yu Li, you lost again."

The score on the court is now 2:1, with Lou Xiaoe temporarily taking the lead.

Yu Li drank another glass of wine and stretched out her hand to Chen Mengqi angrily: "Bring it here!"

Chen Mengqi pretended to be dumbfounded: "What, hehe."

Lou Xiao'e didn't know what was going on, and she didn't know what medicine the mother and daughter wanted to sell in this gourd.

Yu Li was unhappy: "Don't force me."

Chen Mengqi then obediently took out a black object from his trouser pocket.

Lou Xiao'e blurted out in surprise: "Walkie-talkie?!"

Yu Li took the walkie-talkie, shook it at her proudly, and then started talking skillfully: "Fat man, come up here."

Seeing Lou Xiao'e hesitate to speak, Yu Li asked her jokingly: "What, do you think it's incredible?"

Lou Xiao'e really has a feeling of time and space being confused.

It's like a person who came from a developed area to a relatively backward area, with a strong sense of superiority.

I feel that the people in this place are old-fashioned and uneducated. When I just took out my 7Plus and wanted to show it off to others;

As a result, the other party took out a mate 60 pro, and then skillfully opened the payment code and told her "cash, transfer, or scan my QR code".