Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Seeing the rare expression of embarrassment on the fat man's face, Yu Li couldn't help but become nervous.

Ever since he married the fat man, nothing seemed to trouble him.

Some of the "big problems" in Yu Li's eyes were always solved by Fatty. Over time, she gave her the illusion that Fatty was omnipotent.

One person is short-term, and two people are long-term. Yu Lilian didn't even care that she was still arguing with the fat man, and discussed giving him advice.

When Fat Aunt came forward, she saw Fatty and Yu Li leaning against each other, whispering.

The fat man said something unknown, and Yu Li shook her head repeatedly; then she also said something, and this time the fat man shook his head.

The two of them spoke very quickly and had serious expressions, but what was certain was that they did not quarrel.

Seeing this scene, the fat aunt's heart finally fell back into her stomach.

That’s right! How can a couple have an overnight feud? It's just a quarrel at the head of the bed and a fight at the end of the bed.

The fat aunt came over and asked them, "I asked why I haven't seen you for a long time. It turns out that I ran away to whisper with my wife."

Hearing her voice, the fat man raised his head and said with a sad face: "Aunt, we have encountered a problem."

problem? The fat aunt asked him: "What's on top of the dish?"

The fat man nodded, and finally told him that Lao Wang had diabetes and could not eat big fish or meat.

Diabetes is a rare disease these days.

People at this time didn’t know much about this disease, and thought that only people who had grown fat would get it. In addition, people’s living standards were generally low, and people rarely became fat because of eating, so they gave this disease a name. Nicknamed "the disease of wealth".

But in fact this is wrong, and the details will not be discussed here.

But when it comes to this disease, the fat aunt has an idea: "When I first entered the factory and was an apprentice, there was a master who was very good at making vegetarian banquets. He used various mushrooms and various flours to make vegetarian dishes. The appearance and taste of meat dishes are so good that they can imitate meat dishes and look like the real ones. It’s simply amazing! Or you can think of something from this."

The fat aunt's words completely awakened the fat man.

yes! Isn’t that the merit forest?

The Gongdelin Restaurant in Beijing opened this year, and this restaurant is a replica of the one in Shanghai.

But the fat man has no friendship with them, but it doesn't matter, he still has a master!

He quickly took out the phone book from his trouser pocket. Incidentally, this is also one of the most fashionable symbols this year.

Not to mention now, even in 10 years time, all kinds of phone books will be easy to sell.

In particular, the folding phone book whose casing can change various pictures under the light is widely loved by students.

But this one in the fat man's hand was almost uninteresting. It was big and thick. At first glance, it looked like a driver's license. It was so ugly!

"..."

The fat man found Mr. Lu Xingbang's phone number and called him.

After a while, the call was connected, and it was a woman who answered the phone: "Who are you calling?"

The fat man asked tentatively: "Is she senior sister?"

On the other end of the phone, the woman was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who are you?"

The fat man said hurriedly: "Hello, senior sister, I am Chen Kang, master's new disciple."

The woman smiled when she heard this: "So you are the fat man. After my father came back from the capital, he often talked about you."

Did Master still miss me after he returned to Jinan? It seems that the plan to trick him into coming to the capital for retirement in the future is feasible!

This woman is indeed the master's daughter and the fat man's senior sister.

The senior sister and brother chatted affectionately for a few words before the fat man expressed his intention.

The senior sister still blamed him: "Why can't you grasp the key point? You can talk so much about something that can be explained clearly in one sentence. The phone bill is so expensive. Wait, I will call you!"

The fat man was left speechless...

After waiting for a while, Master's voice came from the receiver: "Is it the fat man? You have a lot of money. Are you familiar with making phone calls all the time?"

Ever since the old man returned to Jinan, Fatty always called him every now and then to say hello.

The old man disliked him for contributing all his money to the Post Office, so he talked to him a lot about it.

The fat man quickly replied: "Something's wrong, something's wrong. Master's disciples are in trouble this time and are here to ask for help."

Mr. Lu suddenly became interested: "Oh, what other dish can stump you? Tell me quickly."

Then the fat man told the master that Lao Wang could not eat food heavy in oil or sauce, and insisted on eating sea cucumbers roasted with green onions and nine-turn large intestine.

Mr. Lu understood: "Are you trying to use the pure vegetarian dishes in this temple to fake the real ones?"

The old man pondered for a moment and said, "In this way, I will introduce someone to you, and you will mention my name when you go there. However, whether he is willing to teach you or not depends on your ability."

"..."

At noon, the fat man specially asked his aunt to make him a snack.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, he took Yu Li and rushed home. The two of them changed their clothes specially, and then they carried snacks and followed the address given by the master to the north of the city.

The man's surname introduced by the old man was Tan, which was a rare surname. The police uncle and his friends named him Tan Shuangqiu. I don’t know how bitter and hateful this person is...

Chef Qin's specialty is imitation meat dishes, especially vegetarian crab roe and vegetarian shark's fin.

It can be said that the vegetarian shark's fin he makes is so fake that it looks like the real thing. No one who is a real connoisseur can taste it.

After the fat man listened to Master's words on the phone, a strange feeling arose in his mind;

Isn't this the fake shark fin maker that Silly Zhu found in "The Big Shopkeeper"?

The place where Master Qin lived was a bit winding, and Fatty and Yu Li almost fainted as they walked around.

There was also a small episode during this period. When three young people saw that the couple were well dressed, they wanted to ask them to "borrow" some money to spend.

The fat man looked at them and described them as vulgar and scolded them for bringing disgrace to their profession!

Fatty is not afraid of them. He has seen real gangsters. How can he be afraid of you three imitation shows?

These three boys were obedient and allowed the fat man to scold them. Why did they obediently let the fat man scold them? That's because the three of them listened to the fat man's scolding while lying down!

When Fatty beat them, Yu Li stood aside and looked at him with admiration.

Seeing her husband chopping melons and vegetables, killing him indiscriminately, it felt like something was trying to escape from her body, which made her want to pinch her legs.

It had been a long time since I hit anyone, and this time I was fully active, and the fat man suddenly felt refreshed.

After solving the three imitation shows, there will be no one who doesn't have good eyesight.