Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

After Lao Wang finished speaking, he was stunned.

How can the sea cucumbers eaten here be fresh? They are all made from soaked dried ginseng. Sea cucumbers simply do not have the conditions to be transported fresh.

As soon as this thing is removed from the environment where it grew up, it starts to harm itself. Keep vomiting out your intestines, stomach, and internal organs...

After vomiting it out, it will die.

If you want to see fresh shad, it will be as difficult as Emperor Qianlong saw fresh anchovies in the past.

Not wanting to make him too anxious, the fat man took the initiative and confessed: "You have such a mouth, you really know how to eat sea cucumbers. No one can try to deceive you! I made this sea cucumber with mushrooms."

"mushroom?"

Lao Wang didn't believe it, so he picked up another chopstick and looked at it for a long time. He couldn't figure out the reason, then he stuck out his tongue and licked it, and finally put it into his mouth and chewed it carefully.

After he finished, he said with a suspicious look on his face: "When you say that, it really smells like mushrooms."

The fat man pointed to the plate of nine-turn large intestine and said to him: "Guess again, what is that large intestine made of?"

What? Even the large intestine is fake!

Lao Wang is so angry, he is looking forward to his birthday, because he can taste these two dishes on his birthday.

But in the end, those who looked forward to the stars and the moon finally waited for this day and actually ate two fake dishes in a row?

Is that true? Is that true?

The fat man took the initiative to explain: "I made this large intestine with gluten. In order to make these two dishes for you, I went to Master Qin from Gongdelin to learn how to cook them."

Lao Wang also calmed down at this time. How could he not know Fatty's good intentions?

But what’s fake is just fake, it can’t be taken as real!

Lao Wang said angrily: "You can't really eat two full plates, even if you let me take a bite of each!"

The fat man saw that what he said was really evil, so he smiled and said to him: "This vegetarian sea cucumber and vegetarian large intestine have the same taste as the original ones. You don't have to worry about eating too much and it will be a burden to your body."

Lao Wang began to mutter: "But I just want to take two real bites."

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I've already prepared it, just wait, I'll do it for you. But we have a word in advance, you are only allowed to hold 2 chopsticks for each thing."

Lao Wang protested: "Isn't it too miserable? In the past, the emperor could still hold three chopsticks!"

His wife couldn't bear it and slapped him in the face: "Are you the emperor? Are you bargaining with me here?"

"..."

After closing time at night, the fat man neither drove nor rode a bicycle because Yu Li proposed to go for a walk with him.

The two held hands and walked back along the street as if they were passionately in love.

A gust of cold wind blew, and Yu Li subconsciously hid in the fat man's arms.

The fat man also habitually opened his windbreaker, wrapped it up and gave it to Yu Li.

They hugged each other for a while, and Yu Li was a little confused. She looked up at the fat man and found that he was also looking at her.

As a result, he lowered his head shyly, just like when he first fell in love.

The fat man pressed his forehead to her: "We are already an old married couple, why are you so embarrassed? Let's not quarrel, right?"

Yu Li didn't say anything. Fatty just felt a sharp pain in his waist and eyes.

In the evening, Yu Li changed three more clothes and squeezed the fat man until not a drop was left.

While chatting, Yu Li deliberately said: "These clothes have been worn, I'm going to buy clothes tomorrow!"

Buy it. At this time, Yu Li wanted to buy a plane, and the fat man agreed to her!

"Buy! Take Qiqi with you and buy some clothes for her."

"Then, where is your eldest son?"

The fat man scratched his head: "Well, Xiaoxiao doesn't need it."

Yu Li pinched him again and cursed: "De Xing! You are afraid that I will sell your great son, right?"

The fat man struggled and said, "I just want to say that you are obviously not that generous, so don't pretend to be generous. Just maintain the status quo."

Yu Li froze at first, then stretched both hands to the fat man's waist;

Two shrill screams of "Aiya" and "Aiya" echoed in the room, and the sound bounced off the walls, like endless waves surging in the depths of the sea, carrying deep despair and helplessness.

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BangGeng had been treated to a meal by Smiling Tiger and followed him to the dance hall to gain some experience.

It feels like life is back to square one.

He went there the next afternoon, but the smiling tiger just asked him to listen to the show and didn't say much else.

I didn't invite him to dinner again in the evening, I just said I had something to do and left early.

Poor Banggeng just ate some melon seeds and drank a lot of tea.

As for finding Li Ping, let alone that. How dare you ask a girl out if you don’t have any money in your pocket?

As for asking Li Ping to spend money for him, don't talk about it. He still has this good sense of self-knowledge.

But the more this happens, the more Banggeng misses her!

He started to harass Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang again endlessly, but the shameless man asked for a piece of eighty cents. He wanted 10 yuan, dreaming!

As for why it costs 10 yuan? If you do the math, a dance ticket for two people is 6 cents, boiling water in the lounge is 3 cents, and taking a bus is 1 yuan for two people;

Datou is still worried about eating. Even if he goes to Yan Jiecheng's place, a meal will cost at least 4 yuan. Doesn't this cost 6 yuan?

Banggeng really had no choice but to focus on the residents in the yard again.

Whose family is the richest in this courtyard? That must be the fat man!

It's a pity that once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of well ropes for ten years. After Bangge was almost bitten by Xu Jiang when he was a child, he no longer dared to have any ideas for his family.

Look at Liu Guangfu, who was bitten by Xu Jiang in the past, and even now he still doesn't dare to go to the fat man's house.

Since we have already talked about Xujiang, I might as well mention it.

Xu Jiang is still alive and well now. But at this time, the average life span of dogs was only about 7-8 years. Fatty was afraid that it would be too shocking, so in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he sent Xu Jiang back to Stardew Valley when Chen Mengqi was 8 years old.

For this reason, Chen Mengqi cried a lot and will no longer keep cats or dogs in the future.

"..."

Fatty's family didn't dare to have any ideas, so Banggeng's first thought was to steal the stupid pillar.

He is very skilled. He was a thief when he was young and he is used to it.

But ever since Qin Huairu reported Ran Qiuye's incident, Banggeng had completely lost contact with them.

Not only did he lock his door when he went out every day, but he also sprinkled flour on the door to guard his house as if it were a thief.

Moreover, it is even less so now than before.

As the Hongxing Factory becomes less and less efficient, there are always people at home in the Intermediate Court, and it is not conducive for him to commit crimes when he comes in and out.

Especially the old man, who likes to wander around the yard when he has nothing to do.

Banggeng cursed him fiercely: "You old man, why don't you bang!"

The uncle is now a little frustrated with Qin Huairu. He also realizes that Qin Huairu will never be able to support him in his old age because of the big stick dragging him down.