Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The first version was sold out that morning, and there was no one house left!

Another theory is that although there were many people looking at the houses, not many could afford them. In the end, only 250 houses were sold.

So, which of these two statements is true?

Let Fatty tell you, it’s all true!

It is true that it was sold out, and indeed only 250 units were sold.

Because these 350 houses have not yet been put on public sale, and various units are eyeing these houses.

We are short of housing, everyone!

There are too many employees who lack housing. Too many.

The procedures for applying to build a dormitory are too cumbersome, so you might as well just buy it!

I don’t know if anyone still remembers this time. It is said that when summer comes at night, men and women hug each other in the park, which is very immoral!

As a result, the police uncle went to check, and guess what?

Hey, all have marriage certificates!

There is no place. The dormitory of your work unit would like to have the two of you living in a mouse hole. How can there be any place for you to cultivate your relationship as a couple?

But I wonder if I can go to the park?

So, these three houses in the community, whatever is left, have been purchased by various units in a group.

But it’s expensive, it’s indeed expensive.

This year the average salary in Beijing has reached 175 yuan.

In other words, one year's salary without food or drink is enough to buy one square meter of house.

But that’s it, you can still buy it in a big way!

Just like now, isn't the old man eyeing that house?

Can you say that people in this era have no vision and are not as good as fat people who traveled back in time from the future and don’t know how to risk their lives to buy a house and hoard it?

There is no fool!

"..."

After Silly Zhu left, Yu Li asked the fat man: "You don't want to buy a house too, do you?"

The fat man pointed outside: "I've been eyeing this courtyard for a long time."

Yu Li frowned: "Are you still thinking of buying the entire courtyard? I've heard that the courtyard in the capital is going to be demolished. Movement has already started outside Dongzhimen, and every household will be compensated."

The fat old man is here: "Don't worry, our hospital cannot be demolished."

"Why are you so sure?"

"How about a bet?"

Yu Li blushed again when she heard about the bet.

She is 4 years older than Fatty, she is 47 this year, and her daughter is in college!

At this age, she has become an old woman.

It’s time to be like those hostesses of the big houses in the past, living their lives with a pure heart, austere speech, and ancient Buddhas with green lanterns.

But as for Fatty, his enthusiasm for her remains undiminished...

Yu Li gave the fat man a look and asked him: "What about this commercial housing?"

The fat man held her in his arms and whispered: "We won't buy it, but we encourage them to buy it. If they don't have enough money, we can even lend it to them."

Yu Li chuckled: "You are really bad. They owe you a favor so that they can make room for you in the future, right?"

There is no ventilation wall under the sky.

The news that the first uncle wanted to buy a building soon spread to everyone in the hospital.

Silly Zhu found out and asked him very puzzledly: "Well, why do you suddenly want to buy a building?"

The uncle took a sip of tea and said with some seriousness: "I am also doing this for Xiaodang and He Sui."

Why Xiaodang and He Sui? They are not next to each other!

Then, Shazhu thought of a very scary possibility, and said to the first man, "You, you never thought about letting He Sui marry Xiaodang, right?"

With a "pop", the uncle sprayed all the tea on Shazhu's face, not a drop was wasted.

Silly Zhu wiped his face and picked a tea leaf from it...

The old man coughed angrily and asked: "Ahem, who said these bastard words, ahem!"

Silly Zhu had an innocent look on his face: "Isn't it just Fatty, that bastard? He also said that a female junior is holding gold bricks, and a female senior is sending her to the river in her thirties..."

The whole person is not feeling well. He Sui is only 22 this year, and Xiaodang is already 29. Can he be called three years old?

But the uncle soon felt relieved. Isn't Yu Li 4 years older than the fat man? Maybe he will like this one!

After Shazhu washed his face and came back, the uncle said to him: "I have walked around and looked around these days, and I have learned a lot. I feel that buildings will be the mainstream in the future."

Silly Zhu also became interested: "Can you tell me?"

The first man actually likes Sha Zhu because he has been separated from He Daqing since he was a child. He has to shoulder the burden of life at a young age, so he seriously lacks fatherly love.

At that time, the first uncle was kind to him, after all, He Daqing paid him a lot of money. He usually let Shazhu come to his house for dinner every now and then, and let his aunt do some sewing and mending, and they would go out to play together in the future.

The first uncle is capable, majestic yet kind, and fulfills all of Si Zhu's fantasies about his father.

So, Shazhu and Yiye are really close.

As for the elder himself, he also enjoys this feeling of admiration. Who makes him childless?

So from that time on, he was thinking about whether he could bring Shazhu over to take care of him and let him take care of him in his old age in the future.

It's a pity that He Daqing is too difficult to deal with, so that's all.

The first man gave Si Zhu a cigarette and lit it himself before saying, "The building is good. It is a single family. It has its own kitchen and sewer. You can go to the toilet at home. In the winter, you no longer have to go out to use the public toilet."

Silly Zhu imagined the scene and couldn't help but look forward to it.

"It's not over yet. Zhuzi, do you know what is the biggest advantage of the building?"

"What is it? Oh, sir, please stop being so pretentious. You're going to scare me to death!"

The old man said happily: "There is heating!"

Heating? Of course Silly Zhu knows about heating. There is one in the break room of their factory.

There are also buildings where leaders live, and commercial housing is now being sold. Doesn’t that mean...

The uncle took a big sip of tea and burped happily: "The most important thing is that this building has two bedrooms and one living room. Do you know what that means?"

Silly Zhu shook his head decisively: "I don't know."

The old man took out the floor plan he drew and pointed it out to Silly Zhu: "These are two rooms. In the middle is the living room, as well as the balcony, kitchen and bathroom."

Can an eighth-level fitter's drawing skills be any worse? The floor plan he drew without a ruler was almost the same as the floor plan he later drew using a computer.

The elder said longingly: "I'm thinking that we can buy a house together. The older one will be given to you, and the smaller one will be given to Xiao Dang."

Silly Zhu quit: "No, then where do you live?"

The first man pointed to the two balconies: "Isn't there a front balcony and a back balcony? The front one is for drying clothes and so on. The back one needs to be renovated and it will be just a room."

Silly Zhu shook his head when he heard this: "No, no, that place is not as big as a public toilet. If you are asked to live on the balcony all the time without waiting for someone to stab me in the spine, you might be able to arrange for me to abuse you!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't refute after hearing this, and pointed to the living room: "Then use wooden boards to separate the living room. Why don't we live in it?"