Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Yi Zhonghai slapped the table: "You!"

What are you? The fat man pretended to take off his pants again: "Is there anything else? If nothing happens, I'm going to bed. Please get out."

The three uncles from the courtyard, Qin Huairu, Lou Xiao'e, and aunt came here today.

Qin Huairu frowned when she heard this: "Fat man, once you are a teacher, you will always be a father!"

The fat man waved his hands repeatedly: "I don't dare to have such a master. This good guy will chop me up with a kitchen knife out of nowhere! Sister Qin, is your master doing this to you?"

Qin Huairu was choked and couldn't speak, so Yi Zhonghai started to show off his balancing skills again: "Isn't it wrong for you to be an apprentice? One slap can't make a sound!"

The fat man stopped him loudly: "Stop! I'm really not wrong. Everyone in the kitchen can prove it for me! The truth of the matter is that Master He shook the spoon when serving Guo Damao and Xu Damao. As a result, he met the enthusiastic The employee upholds justice, and when he returns to the kitchen, he takes out his anger on me; if I don’t believe you asked Xu Damao to come and testify against Sister Qin, look at whether this slap will make any difference!”

Everyone looked at Lou Xiao'e, her fair face turned rouge: "Why are you looking at me! Our family Damao is also a victim."

The people in the room knew very well what kind of person Silly Zhu was. The third uncle even thought to himself: No wonder he brought the lunch box back when he saw the sky. His emotions were all shaken up.

Yi Zhonghai's eyebrows were twisted like twists, and he looked at the fat man: "Since it's all a misunderstanding, can we make the big thing a trivial one?"

The fat man shook his head when he heard this: "I don't have the ability to go to the chemical factory leader. I heard that you are an eighth-level fitter and the treasure of our factory. The factory director has to give you some respect. Why don't you go and tell me?"

"I will talk to the factory, and I will also warn Zhu Zhu not to argue with you in the future..."

The fat man interrupted him again: "Master, it's unfair for you to say that! What does it mean to be careless? He still has his horns! He was bullying me, and I don't think I feel sorry for Master He at all. He was injured. When he was a kid, I cooked for him and helped him carry the urinal. In the canteen, he always asked me to do dirty work. He was also partial and wouldn't let me watch when he was teaching MCA, and I didn't say anything. What, how come it’s all my problem when it comes to your mouth?”

This fat man can't get enough oil and salt. And the shaft is special, not like an apprentice who just joined the factory.

Which apprentice worker doesn't swallow his anger and live his life based on other people's faces? But he is good, he lists everything clearly for you one by one.

But no one present doubted that Silly Zhu could not do these things!

In desperation, Yi Zhonghai could only play the emotional card with Fatty: "I watched Zhuzi grow up, and he has such a temper that he doesn't treat things as well as people. For the sake of your master-disciple relationship, and everyone They all live in the same courtyard, Fatty, you have to help him."

There are two most unnatural words in the world.

The first sentence is "Look"; the second sentence is "I am right about the matter but not the person". As long as someone says this to you, then this bastard must be targeting you.

The fat man sneered in his heart, help him? Help him take care of the widow, or help him stir up trouble? Apart from that, Fatty had no other friendship with him.

"Fat man, Chen Kang, it's my brother who can't help you. For my sake, can you help him?"

He Yuyu's voice suddenly came from the door. Everyone turned around and saw that she was wearing a green military uniform and her eyes were swollen like peaches.

He Yuyu walked up to the fat man and saw the lease on the table. He changed the words he had thought of before: "This house belongs to me. You can live in it as long as you want. No one can change it without my consent." You drive him away... He is my brother after all, I don't want anything to happen to him, please help me, okay?"

The only thing the fat man can't refuse is warmth.

Although he and He Yuyu didn't meet many times, he could feel that she still had the last warmth in her heart.

The fat man sighed and asked Yi Zhonghai: "What do you want me to do?"

Yi Zhonghai frowned again, this little fox! Shouldn't he take the initiative to ask the factory leaders, put in a nice word for Silly Zhu, and then make the big thing a trivial matter...

Now, they forced him to do it!

However, Yi Zhonghai couldn't say no yet. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that this was because of He Yuyu's sake.

Yi Zhonghai thought about it and said, "Go to the factory leader and explain the situation. Just say that Zhu Zhu did not do it on purpose and that everything is a misunderstanding."

Misunderstand? I misunderstood you uncle! You ask Shazhu to chop it with a kitchen knife to see if there is any misunderstanding.

The fat man sneered: "I can't say that. If you want to treat the factory leader as a fool, go ahead and don't take me with you."

Yi Zhonghai almost burst into anger! Walked up to the fat man and asked him in a low voice: "What do you want?"

"It should be what do you want to do? You should have the attitude of asking others to do things, right?"

"..."

Seeing the old man hit the wall repeatedly, the center of the bangs felt extremely comfortable. It turns out that there were times when Lao Yi couldn't get off the stage, and he couldn't even handle Sha Zhu's apprentice.

Looking at it this way, it’s not that he is incompetent, but that there are troublemakers in this yard!

Liu Haizhong said: "What the fat man said makes sense. The factory leaders are aware of everything and will definitely figure out Silly Zhu's problem."

Qin Huairu was anxious: "Second uncle, don't you want to help Silly Zhu?"

Bangs was stunned for a moment, wasn't that what he meant just now?

The third uncle shook his head when he heard this, feeling as if he had met his "pig teammate".

At this time, he could only stand up: "Lao Yi, we must have the attitude of asking others to do things. What I say is that Silly Zhu and Fatty must apologize. But, I must say, apology is not enough. I still have to apologize. In this way, let Shazhu pay Fatty 3 yuan... no, 5 yuan! And let him write a guarantee letter to promise that he will not be a fool again in the future; Fatty, do you think this solution is feasible? "

Fatty felt that Yan Bugui was more suitable to be the great man than Yi Zhonghai. Because if you look at the relationship between people from a business perspective, it will undoubtedly be much simpler.

The third uncle never asks for help easily. He follows the principle of equal exchange. When you want others to help you, you should first think about what you can give to the other person.

In his eyes, a good relationship can only be considered a good relationship if both people get what they need and are fair and just.

Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu talked about it for a long time, but they just didn't know how to solve the problem from the perspective of interests. As for Liu Haizhong, he is just a confused person...

Only He Yuyu showed sincerity in solving the problem, and the third uncle followed suit and threw the problem back to Fatty.

If he wanted to take the five dollars, then the matter would become a game again; Silly Zhu and Xu Damao had been in love and killing each other for so many years, and Xu Damao would still walk with his legs crossed no matter how badly he beat him. , that’s a joke too!