Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Ben Leihu gave Smiling Tiger a cold look, and said to him with a smile on his face, "Can you get up?"

The smiling tiger didn't know why: "Shi Bowen, what do you want?"

Ben Leihu pointed outside: "It's not what I want, but I'll leave the door open when I go out later. There happens to be a guy outside who hates you to the core. If you can't bolt the door before she comes in. , that picture..."

Seeing Ben Lei Hu lift his legs and walk away, Smiling Tiger squeezed out a little voice from between his teeth: "Who is he?"

"Qin Huairu, the original owner of this house."

"..."

Ben Leihu did what he said, leaving the door wide open, just like walking through a city gate!

Qin Huairu, who was desperate, saw the door of her house open, like a drowning person grabbing a life-saving straw.

Behind the corridor, Chen Yan was twisting Ben Leihu's ears, but she didn't choose to meddle in other people's business.

Fatty always says that husband and wife are one, and even if he wants to commit a crime, Yu Li will help him look out for it without hesitation!

Humph, what even Yu Li can do, she Chen Yan can't do?

At this time, of course she was facing her little tiger.

Qin Huairu couldn't wait to walk into the house, and as soon as she came in, she put all her old baggage and bedding on the dining table.

After finishing it, I started to look at the house carefully. It has changed a lot from the past.

Not to mention a lot of extra furniture, there was also a color TV that she had never thought of before!

Qin Huairu went to turn on the color TV happily. As for whether anyone lived in this house, she didn't care at all.

As long as she comes in, this house belongs to her, and it will still be hers no matter what.

Who told her that the most important real estate certificate of this house, oh, it was still called the house book at this time, had been hidden by her.

Even Jia Zhang and Bang Gang didn't know where she was hiding.

After walking around inside and outside the house, Qin Huairu entered the inner room with satisfaction and glanced at the smiling tiger on the bed with disgust, without concealing the disgust in her eyes.

Qin Huairu poured herself a glass of water without drinking it. Instead, she held it in her hand, walked slowly to the smiling tiger, looked at him condescendingly, and asked, "Are you thirsty?"

Just when she was about to pour the entire glass of water on the smiling tiger's head, she suddenly felt as if her thigh had hit something hard.

Looking down, Qin Huairu screamed and threw the water glass in her hand. It fell to the ground and broke into eight pieces.

The smiling tiger said with a ferocious smile: "Shout, shout louder."

Qin Huairu was so frightened that she tightly covered her mouth.

The smiling tiger's voice was hoarse: "That's right. Bring me the urinal and wait for me to go to the toilet."

Seeing that Qin Huairu hadn't moved for a long time, he pushed the fire gun forward in his hand and shouted angrily: "Hurry up!"

Qin Huairu still doesn't understand that she let Ben Leihu trick her...

They, the "Red Star Five Tigers", thought that they were all well-known at the beginning, and they were masters who dared to risk their lives. How could they not even have the means to defend themselves?

Qin Huairu accepted her fate and brought the spit bucket. Seeing that the smiling tiger had no intention of relieving himself, his whole body was about to collapse, collapse!

He Daqing, He Daqing used her like this; now he finally returned to his house, but the smiling tiger still used her like this!

But fortunately, Qin Huairu had experience, and skillfully helped the smiling tiger take off his pants, then helped him aim the spit bucket and watched him drain the water for a long time.

From the beginning to the end, the gun in Smiling Tiger's hand was staring at the back of her head, making Qin Huairu not even think about resisting.

After helping Smiling Tiger to the bed again and covering him with quilt, Qin Huairu said aggrievedly: "This is my house."

The smiling tiger said to her disdainfully: "Who are you?"

Awesome joke? Qin Huairu gritted her teeth as soon as she heard the name: "I am his mother, and he is my son!"

The Smiling Tiger became more and more disdainful: "That's just right. I'll pay my debt to my mother. He owes me a large sum of money and can't afford to run away, so he mortgaged these two houses to me."

Qin Huairu asked bluntly: "How much, how much?"

The smiling tiger thought about it for a moment, then remembered that the fat man was willing to buy Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu's house for 2000 yuan each, so he said, "5000!"

How many? 5000! Qin Huairu even slowed down her breathing for a moment, and it took her a while to breathe out. Even if she was sold, it wouldn't be worth 5000 yuan!

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu started to behave miserably again: "This brother, as the saying goes, no harm can be done to the family, the stick owes you a debt, you go to her, why bother me, a helpless and miserable person..."

Smiling Tiger never does this. Isn't You Fengxia pretty enough? Aren't her beauty traps also ineffective?

If Qin Huairu is still in her 30s and full of charm, she might still be able to arouse the evil fire of the smiling tiger.

But with her current appearance, Zhu Bajie and his second aunt can make Ben Leihu feel a little bit of compassion and make Qin Longhu stand upside down and have diarrhea!

Being soft didn't work, so Qin Huairu had to be tough: "This house belongs to me, I have the house book!"

The smiling tiger sneered again and again: "Okay, kill me."

Qin Huairu was startled and asked him in disbelief: "What?"

"I said if you kill me, this house will be yours! You have also seen what I am like now. Life is worse than death. But if you can't kill me, there will always be a time when I come back to find you. I will die. , I’m alone in my family, isn’t there a saying, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes.”

Qin Huairu really didn't know what to do at this point.

She has been working hard for so many years and is proficient in tea art. These men are greedy for her body and are willing to be played around by her.

But her all-conquering tricks have no effect on these two types of people.

One type is a gangster, just like the one in front of me; the other type is a fat man...

Qin Huairu had no choice but to do the next best thing: "I have nowhere to go now, is it okay?"

The Smiling Tiger showed his iconic smile: "It's a good move to retreat to advance. You want to show your enemy weakness, take advantage of me while I'm asleep, and then seize the blunderbuss, right? Don't go to such trouble, I'll teach you. If you don’t see the teapot, go and pick it up.”

The Smiling Tiger tempted Qin Huairu: "Pour the water in the teapot onto my fire gun. The medicine will not be able to fire when it gets wet. After that, you can use the teapot and smash it on my head. Remember to use the bottom of the teapot. It's thick enough and won't break at once. Just grasp the angle, once, twice, three times..."

The smiling tiger was like a masochist. The more he spoke, the more the expression on his face became like he was enjoying himself: "As long as you are accurate and cruel enough, I will soon be out of breath. This house, and the people in this house Everything is yours."

Qin Huairu made him scream in fright: "Stop talking, please stop talking!"