Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

When serving the food, the fat man specially put the lion heads in small bowls, shook them carefully before serving them to the table.

The lion's head in the bowl shakes gently, like a lion's head shaking water...

Deputy Director Li and his family were amazed when they saw it.

As a thank you, in addition to the agreed ten yuan, Deputy Director Li also stuffed the fat man with two packs of cigarettes and a handful of candies.

After leaving the courtyard, the fat man said to Zhao Laoer: "Let's split the money [-]/[-], and you can take this pack of cigarettes when we finish."

Zhao Laoer couldn't shirk it, so he could only take it, and he became more determined to follow the fat man in the future.

Fatty also used it very easily. The kitchen has never kept idle people, and those who can gain a foothold under Silly Zhu's hands are those who really have two brushes.

There is also Fat Aunt, the master chef on the white case. The fat man saw that she had kneaded Monkey King and Zhu Bajie with dough, and they looked lifelike. They were much better than those dough kneaders on the commercial street in another world.

Another example is Liu Lan, the perfect link between the kitchen and the front room, so exquisite that no one can find fault.

These people are all his team members who have been booked in advance.

The next day, the third day of the first lunar month, I visited relatives and friends.

The fat man was picked up by Chen Fang early, and the three sisters came together to help him dress up.

The half-asleep fat man didn't fully wake up until Chen Yan was about to put blush on his face. He yelled "no" and broke free from their hands.

I looked at myself in a hand-sized mirror. What a good guy, with a Chinese tunic suit and a big back, he looks like a Jingwu hero! Is he going to get engaged or go to the gym?

What surprised Fatty even more was what came next. Lao Chen borrowed a bicycle from someone unknown, hung all the things he had prepared at home on the handlebars, and the family headed toward Yu Li's house.

The total betrothal gifts prepared by Fatty's family were: 2 fat chickens, a bag of candies, and a pound of peanuts.

Don't be too shabby, these things are worth far more than 4 yuan. In this era, the bride price for a job is only 4 yuan, and you can give nothing else.

By the way, the bag of candies was given by Deputy Factory Director Li yesterday. The fat man originally intended to share it with his three sisters, but in the end... he added it to the luxurious gift bag as a betrothal gift.

The arrival of Fatty's family of six immediately filled Yu Li's house.

As expected, Yu Li's parents were shocked by his family's "generousness". They accepted the betrothal gift without setting any obstacles. They said that when they got to work, they would ask their two children to write letters of introduction and then register the marriage.

After the betrothal gift is collected, Yu Li becomes Fatty's wife.

In this era, if you regret your marriage, you will be stabbed in the spine.

What Fatty never expected was that when she came out of Yu Li's house, she was carrying a baggage on her shoulders. She reluctantly looked back at the place where she had lived, and was kicked out just like that.

Chen Yan defended her against injustice: "Rare! Yu Li, you will be part of our family from now on. From now on, you and your little brother will live a down-to-earth life. If our family can eat at once, it will definitely be yours!"

Zhou Haiqin also held her daughter-in-law's hand and said with satisfaction: "From now on, you are my daughter. You can tell me any grievances you have. If the three of them bully you, tell me, and I will make the decision for you." .”

Although they were all polite words, the attitude of Fatty's family still made Yu Li feel warm in her heart.

After returning home, after Yu Li, Fatty was also "kicked out" by his family.

"Go, go, go back to your courtyard. Yu Li will live in your house first, and you can live together when you get married."

Soon, Zhou Haiqin kicked out the three daughters of the Chen family to create space for the young couple.

The fat man held Yu Li's hand. The skin was rough and there was a crack on the back of the hand. Yu Li subconsciously wanted to pull it back, but the fat man grabbed it hard. She tried twice and stopped trying.

Looking into her eyes, the fat man said to her seriously: "It only takes a moment to meet someone, and it often takes a lifetime to fall in love with someone. Yu Li, please believe that I will love you for the rest of my life."

Yu Li had never heard such explicit words before. When she heard the words, she wanted to cover her face. As a result, both hands were grabbed by the fat man, and she could only close her eyes with a red face.

The fat man let go of one of her hands and scratched his head in confusion: "The previous sentence was said by Lin Weiyin. You don't know, right?"

Yu Li didn't close her eyes now, and lowered her head in hurt. He thinks I am uneducated...

The fat man held his forehead and said to her softly: "Don't be like this. I have only read a few more books than you. We will have a lot of time to understand each other in the future."

Yu Li trembled slightly and said, "But in front of you, I feel like a joke."

The fat man sighed and hugged her into his arms.

Yu Li was shaking like chaff, and it took a while to calm down.

The fat man lay next to her ear and said, "What about now?"

"..."

Seeing that the atmosphere had reached this point, the fat man was about to lift her chin up and pull the thread when he heard a loud bang on the door.

Then Chen Yan came in with her head covered.

The two people stared at each other, Chen Yan pointed to the door: "It was the eldest sister who pushed me."

Looking at Yu Li again, she was already lying on her lap with her face covered. It’s so hard for her to do it? This is not ergonomic!

Tired, the fat man grabbed Chen Yan's arm and pushed her into the room: "Second sister, please talk to her." After that, he thoughtfully closed the door for them.

On the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year, Fatty returned to the courtyard.

The third uncle stood guard at the door as always.

As soon as he saw the fat man, he handed him 5 yuan: "Silly Zhu compensated you for this. I wanted to give it to you before the Chinese New Year, but I couldn't find you."

A serious "knife attack" incident forced them to play house; did the fat man lack his 5 yuan?

Wouldn't he be a fool if he really accepted it?

The fat man refused to accept the money: "How can this matter of the third uncle be such a child's play? Tell Shazhu for me that the guarantee letter is in my hands, and I reserve the right to pursue him."

Fatty had already thought that if Silly Zhu or their small group in the yard dared to act evil again, he would go to the police uncle.

Tell him all these things, and someone will definitely look at you when the time comes!

While thinking about what the fat man had just said, "reserving the right to pursue the matter," the third uncle calmly put the money in his pocket, put his hands behind his back, and walked towards his home humming a song.

Went to the middle courtyard, because it was the Chinese New Year, everyone was at home. Several children were also running wildly in the courtyard.

The three children of the Jia family also mingled with them. When they saw Fatty, they ignored him. Xiaodang was quite polite: "Uncle Fatty, I wish you a happy New Year."

As soon as the fat man touched Xiaodang's head, Banggeng pulled Sophora japonica to him. He just ignored people, but now he suddenly became more energetic. How could the fat man follow this little brat's wish?