Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Qin Huairu, who was in a panic, quickly raised his head and looked at Shazhu for help.

There were already stars in her eyes, but now it was more like the entire galaxy was smashing into the stupid pillar.

Make him engorged with blood, make his head go up, and make him stand up and say involuntarily: "Okay! I stole Xu Damao's chicken, and I roasted it. I invited Sister Qin's three children to eat it!"

Finally admitted it? Yan Bugui said to Si Zhu pitifully, "That's not right. You said you roasted it, so what's going on with that chicken stewed on your stove?"

"You four-eyed bastard, your glasses are lame in one of your fucking legs. You should wear glasses. Can you tell the difference between a chicken and half a chicken?"

Yan Bugui almost made him pout in anger, and pointed at Shazhu like Parkinson: "You! You, Shazhu! You and I are at odds with each other!"

"Let's play if you like it or not!"

Just listen and play. Oops, what is Yi Zhonghai's saying about "Silly Zhu"? His greatest advantage is filial piety and respect for his elders; Yan Bugui is the third uncle in this courtyard, is he considered his elder?

Liu Haizhong slammed the teapot on the table: "Silly Zhu! Just admit it. Everyone has heard it. There is a thief in our hospital, a big thief. Let's talk about what to do."

The yard, which was like a vegetable market before, suddenly became quiet again.

Silly Zhu glanced at Liu Haizhong with disdain, and then used his dead fish eyes to scan around the other people in the yard.

When they arrived at Fatty's place, the two of them were at odds with each other.

The fat man said loudly: "Silly Zhu and Banggeng have to deal with one of them, right? Why, is it legal to steal chickens now!"

Fatty's shout completely woke up Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e.

He pointed at Silly Zhu: "Pay for it!" Lou Xiao'e also echoed: "That's right, Silly Zhu, you pay for our chickens!"

These two pig teammates! The fat man suddenly had the urge to withdraw from the group...

Yan Bugui asked Xu Damao: "How much do you plan to let him compensate you?"

Lou Xiao'e blurted out: "Two pieces!"

Two pieces, this stupid moth, let alone Xu Damao, even the fat man wanted to hit her butt hard twice!

After working for a long time, it’s just two yuan, that’s it?

He was not happy to hear Silly Zhu spouting feces and saying that Lou Xiao'e couldn't lay eggs; Lou Xiao'e really didn't know how to curse, so when she got anxious, she could only curse: "Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

Fatty simply led Yu Li and Chen Yan back directly.

As soon as she returned to the house, Chen Yan pulled Yu Li and said, "Oh my God, you are so brave!"

Yu Li was scared when she found out at this time, but more like she was shy, her face was red and her ears were red, and she was shaking like chaff.

The fat man pulled her to sit down, poured a glass of water for her to drink, and then said to Li and Chen Yan: "Look at Silly Zhu's look just now, does it look like a dog?"

Chen Yan snorted: "That's what you said, licking the dog!"

Yu Li also laughed so hard that she saw the fat man giving her a meaningful look.

Yu Li suddenly became flustered again, stood up and said, "I'll boil water to wash our feet."

Chen Yan pushed her back: "I'd better go and you talk to my little brother."

After walking out the door, Cai Cai snorted angrily: "You are flirting in front of me, it's so annoying!"

"..."

As soon as Chen Yan went out, the fat man grabbed Yu Li and even got a little angry: "It's not allowed! Do you hear me!"

"What's not allowed?"

The fat man was panting: "You are not allowed to stand in front of me!"

Yu Li took the initiative to kiss him and said deliberately: "Didn't you say that to get a wife, you have to find someone who is of the same mind as you, even if you commit a crime, she is willing to look after you? How did I behave today? , still qualified, right?”

Qualified, simply too qualified!

The fat man was so qualified that he picked up Yu Li in a princess hug and walked towards the back room.

Yu Li slapped anxiously: "I haven't washed up yet. It will be so embarrassing when Chen Yan comes in soon!"

"I can't control that much anymore, the water is in dire straits!"

Yu Li kicked her legs wildly: "No, she can use this to make me laugh for a year..."

In the end, Fatty had no choice but to go his own way, so he could only let Yu Li go out after getting over his addiction.

At night, the fat man's eyes once again shined with the light of a wise man. Thinking about some details at the "Chicken Stealing Conference".

In the end, Silly Zhu paid Xu Damao 5 yuan, plus half a chicken.

The third uncle hates Silly Zhu for his last incident of selling fish, and is simply trying to trick him into death.

But this stupid Zhu deserves it. He insists on jumping out even though it's nothing to do with him. Isn't he mean?

Liu Haizhong had finally won the battle this time. Looking at him like that, with his hands behind his back, his belly held out, and his steps in a square shape, he almost didn’t know what his last name was.

As for the "Iron Triangle" in the courtyard, they are now all gathered at Yi Zhonghai's house.

Silly Zhu was yelling: "This grandson is such a fucking bastard! What can his mother do if he catches a child and strangles him to death?"

Yi Zhonghai glared at him: "How could this happen if Banggeng hadn't stolen Xu Damao's chicken?"

After finishing speaking, Silly Zhu said to Qin Huairu, hating the iron that was not made of steel: "It's time to take care of your child!"

Qin Huairu couldn't tolerate anyone saying something bad about her Banggeng, so she became anxious: "What do you mean? I asked, and Banggeng said he picked up the chicken in the front yard!"

I was so anxious that I stopped even calling him.

Yi Zhonghai said meaningfully: "Then he must be very good at picking things up. I'm going to pick them up from someone I shouldn't have picked up tomorrow. I just don't know if he can be as easy to talk to as Xu Damao."

Qin Huairu's heart suddenly thumped, and at the same time she clenched her teeth, eager to greet Fatty's eight generations of ancestors.

Holding her breath in her heart, she didn't dare to vent her anger on Yi Zhonghai, but she dared to vent her anger on Silly Zhu: "Look at the good disciple you taught! Even though he's like this, he still wants to marry someone else's sister!"

After saying that, he slammed the door and left, leaving Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu looking at each other.

Silly Zhu is still there blah blah blah: "Master, please think of a way. How can you let him be so unjustly accused?"

"Did he steal from you too much? Did he steal from other people in this yard too much?"

Silly Zhu felt as if someone had stepped on his tail: "No! Bang Gang only stole from me!"

Yi Zhonghai waved his hand tiredly, telling him to get out. Why did Jia Dongxu die so young, leaving him with such a thing? He was almost worried to death...

When Qin Huairu returned to the house, Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly put down her sewing: "What should I say?"

"What can I say! It's time for you to take care of your grandson!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang slapped the table: "What nonsense are you talking about? Is our kid like that?"

Qin Huairu smiled and spoke to her mother-in-law in the tone of "blame me" from another world: "Is that so? What kind of thing is that? If it hadn't been for Sha Zhu's help, the fat man would have taken people to the woods to dig for leftovers. The chicken heads, chicken feet, and chicken butts are gone!”