Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Xiaodang said with envy: "They have enough money to set off firecrackers when they are young."

Banggeng said irritably: "Even on New Year's Day, our family doesn't have money to set off firecrackers, so go home as soon as possible."

At this time, little Sophora japonica said: "No, I want to see it. Brother, can you help me buy a pack of small whips? It's only [-] cents, and I can buy a hundred whips."

After Banggeng left, Xiaodang asked Huaihua: "Do you want me to be a thief again?"

Sophora japonica was not convinced: "But, but I really want to set off firecrackers." After saying that, she added: "But I don't dare. Only my sister will help me set off firecrackers."

He inherited all Qin Huairu's shrewdness.

When the fat man saw the two of them, he waved to Xiaodang, and she ran over happily, saying sweetly: "Big brother!"

"Be good!" The fat man rubbed Xiaodang's head and gave her a few candies.

When the little Sophora japonica saw this, she immediately ran over and called, "Uncle Fatty!"

The fat man also gave her a piece and walked towards the courtyard.

Although he had walked some distance, he still heard Sophora japonica asking Xiaodang: "Why should I give you a piece and a handful to you?"

These two white-eyed wolves in the Jia family are hopeless...

As soon as she entered the house, Yu Li came up to her and put her hand on the fat man's face to cover him.

The fat man took out a stack of square newspapers from his bag.

Yu Li wondered: "What is this?"

"You have collected one hundred industrial coupons."

Yu Li took it happily: "My husband is so awesome!"

"..."

In the evening, Ran Qiuye came to the courtyard.

She is here to press for tuition fees. In the TV series, Qin Huairu eats from Sha Zhu's lunch box every now and then, but deliberately defaults on not paying. Not to mention that she has not sucked Sha Zhu's blood for almost a year, so it is even more impossible to give it.

When Ran Qiuye entered the room, she began to cry about poverty, but Teacher Ran told a cruel reality: The school stipulates that the average monthly income of the whole family is less than 5 yuan to be exempted from tuition, but her family's average monthly income is exactly 5 yuan, which is not qualified!

The fat man heard the commotion and called Yu Li to come and watch the fun. As a result, she ate the fish-flavored eggplant so deliciously that she couldn't go over.

After a while, Bangge's stepfather, ahem, Silly Zhu, went over and hurriedly paid the 2 yuan tuition fee.

Everything was going smoothly. When he didn't want to leave, he happened to run into Yan Bugui. Ran Qiuye didn't know whether it was because of his low EQ or on purpose, but he actually said: "Master He and I met at the car repair shop, and he happened to be selling bicycle wheels there that day. "

Hey! Yan Bugui quickly took a look and saw that it was his wheel on Ran Qiuye's bicycle!

Then there will be a lot of trouble! Soon everyone in and outside the courtyard gathered around to watch the excitement.

Ran Qiuye decisively drew a clear line with Silly Zhu: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!" After saying that, he pushed the bicycle and left without mentioning the wheels at all.

Yu Li, who had clearly said she didn't want to watch the fun, came over at some point and whispered to the fat man: "Is this the case solved?"

The fat man pulled her home and said as he walked: "As expected of a child of returned overseas Chinese, she connected everything when she saw Silly Zhu. She didn't like Silly Zhu and didn't want to offend him, so she just borrowed the name of San Zhu. The uncle’s hands were turned yellow, it’s amazing!”

Yu Li's eyes filled with mosquito coils when she heard this: "Is that so? You said that the female teacher's parents are overseas Chinese..."

"..."

The next day, the leaders of the Red Star Factory went on an eating spree again, drinking since noon.

Nowadays, when leaders eat, the fat man must hold the spoon. Silly Zhu has been standing aside for a long time.

I don't know what happened to me today, but when Fatty went in to serve the food, he found that they were drunk like crazy.

Li Huaide was obviously drunk. He used his urine to escape and staggered to the kitchen to relive his old dream with Liu Lan.

Qin Huairu helped Shazhu successfully meet Teacher Ran yesterday, and of course she came to cash in her 10 large white-faced steamed buns today.

She carried her bag contentedly and met Deputy Director Li as soon as she left the house.

When the drunk Li Huaide saw her, he felt hot all over his body, and his eyes wandered back and forth on Qin Huairu's face, body, and legs unscrupulously. Pretend to ask her: "Have you seen Liu Lan?"

Qin Huairu replied obediently: "Hello, Deputy Director Li, I didn't see it. How about I help you look for it."

Li Huaide grabbed her bag: "Don't leave! What's in it? Take it out!"

Qin Huairu didn't know that he would change his face as soon as he said he would, and he was so panicked all of a sudden.

Li Huaide laughed and said, "Let me hold it. If you don't want me to handle it, just follow me in." After saying that, he dragged Qin Huairu into the small warehouse.

There was a lot of noise outside, and even the fat man inside heard it.

Just as he was about to go in, he heard Qin Huairu shouting: "Silly Zhu, help!"

Oh, just call me Silly Zhu, that’s okay...

I don’t know how Silly Zhu got his ears. Across the entire kitchen, with the door closed, Qin Huairu just shouted twice, and he actually heard her.

He rushed in like a whirlwind, kicked open the warehouse door, and then the fat man heard a clanging sound inside.

The fat man took a leisurely sip of tea and heard Qin Huairu screaming from inside: "Stop fighting, don't fight..."

After shouting for a while, he stepped in and shouted: "Silly Zhu! Stop it!"

Silly Zhu was furious when he saw Li Huaide bullying Qin Huairu just like he bullied his wife, how could he pay attention to him.

When Li Huaide saw Fatty, it was like seeing a life-saving straw: "Oh, Fatty, help!"

The fat man stepped forward and was kicked away by Silly Zhu.

Originally, it was over, Qin Huairu was saved, and Li Huaide got down. But when Silly Zhu saw Fatty, he was extremely jealous as if he were an enemy!

The grandson took the opportunity to get angry. He stood up from the ground and ran towards the fat man.

Silly Zhu summed up his experience and lessons from last time, and grabbed a handful of stick noodles from the pocket next to him, waved his hand, and the handful of stick noodles covered the entire front of the fat man like a goddess scattering flowers.

The sneak attack was successful, Shazhu was overjoyed! A hungry tiger rushed over, aiming for the fat man's waist.

But Qin Huairu could see clearly that the fat man didn't even blink. Instead, he held down the forward-moving Shazhu, pulled him back suddenly, and kicked him in the stomach. The kick made Shazhu fly into the air. Get up!

Following the fat man, he took a step forward, stepped on Silly Zhu's chest, raised his fist, looked at Silly Zhu's face and said: "Kick in the crotch and throw up ashes, this is all you can do, you really embarrass your ancestors! "

After saying that, he punched Silly Zhu right on the nose. Blood spurted out, and the bridge of his nose was crooked to one side, as if he had knocked over the stove. It was salty, sour, and spicy. All of them came out of Shazhu's nose.

He beat an idiot until his face was covered in blood. It was so scary!