Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

In the evening, when he returned to the courtyard, the fat man took a bottle of wine, made vinegar and celery mixed with peanuts, cut a plate of tripe, and watched the New Year with Yu Li.

Yu Li said with emotion: "This year has passed again."

The fat man hugged her and sighed: "Yes, the peaceful days are gone forever..."

Fat people often say difficult things to understand. Yu Li didn't understand and wouldn't ask further questions, because it didn't stop her from admiring her husband at all.

In the backyard, Xu Damao was also drinking.

Lou Xiao'e went to bed early, leaving him alone. The food on the table was not touched at all, and after seven or eight glasses of wine, he was talking drunkenly: "Lou Xiao'e! I will make you look down on me, and I will make you look down on my family! When I take down that silly girl..."

The Yisi Year of the Snake in the lunar calendar has become a thing of the past at the sound of 12 o'clock, and the Bingwu Year of the Horse has quietly arrived.

Yu Li didn't know when she had fallen asleep in the fat man's arms, leaving him alone to drink.

After stuffing the last piece of belly into his mouth, the fat man looked outside and said, "The wind is blowing..."

"..."

On the first day of the new year, early in the morning, there was a deafening dog barking from Fatty's house!

People in the front yard heard the commotion and came out to see, only to see Bangjie slumped on the ground, Xiaodang and Sophora japonica also looked frightened, and Silly Zhu was yelling: "You don't have a great virtue, how can you raise such a big one?" Dog, who the hell are you guarding against?”

Yan Bugui came out with the buttons of his cotton-padded coat tied, pointed at Silly Zhu's nose and scolded: "I'm just guarding you! Silly Zhu, you did this kind of thing on the first day of the Lunar New Year, I'm so mean to you!"

The noise in the front yard quickly attracted people from the middle yard. Yi Zhonghai came over to take a look and said, "Since everyone is up, let's have a meeting together. Today happens to be the first day of the Lunar New Year, let's Just hold a group reunion, and then we’ll make it a point to hold it every year.”

In the fat man's room, Yu Li chuckled: "You are so bad. Where did you get such a big dog?"

"If it weren't for it, would you believe it or not, Silly Zhu would have come in with a stick and would have kowtowed to us directly beside the bed and asked for money."

Yu Li subconsciously asked: "Do you want money? How much?"

"Not much, three yuan."

Yu Li was anxious: "I..."

The fat man covered her mouth: "Those who are celebrating the New Year are not allowed to imitate Silly Pillars and are not allowed to say dirty words."

They love to worship in groups, and the fat man has no intention of getting up. Xu Jiang is the doorkeeper, so anyone who is not afraid will knock on the door.

Yi Zhonghai waited and waited, but there was only one family missing.

I am trying to create antagonism and get everyone to attack the fat man. The third uncle and Xu Damao attacked Silly Zhu: "Is there anyone who can do this? Early on the first day of the new year, he came in for some reason and asked for money in front of us. He even asked for 3 yuan. Qin Huairu Well, where is Qin Huairu!"

The third uncle and Xu Damao began to talk about how Silly Zhu took Qin Huairu's three children and then trapped them in bed, knocking on the bowl and asking for money.

It’s not enough to give less, you still have to get 3 yuan!

That’s 3 yuan! It hurt Yan Bugui so much that he couldn't breathe.

Yi Zhonghai's original intention was to gather all the people in the compound and plan to hold a group visit party.

The purpose of this group visit is also very simple. This time, I am gathering all the melon seeds for everyone to eat and enjoy; this time, of course, it is for the Jia family.

The so-called group greetings can't be the three uncles wishing everyone New Year's greetings, right? We still have to let the children come. Apart from Liu Jiacheng in the front yard and Yan Jiekuang and Yan Jiedai from the third uncle's house, aren't there only three children from the Jia family left in this yard?

It is said to be a group worship, but it is actually a large-scale begging scene.

But the quarrel between Yan Bugui and Xu Damao completely disrupted Yi Zhonghai's plan and made him a little jealous.

Liu Haizhong began to regard himself as a cadre again: "If this is the case, then Xu Damao and his third uncle, you two ask Qin Huairu to return the money to you."

In the crowd, Mrs. Jia Zhang kept silent. When asked anxiously, she said, "She went back to the village early in the morning."

Liu Haizhong refused to let her go: "Then it will be the same if you retreat."

Can Mrs. Jia Zhang spit out what she got? As he stood up and walked away, he said angrily: "You think so? I have to ask my three children..."

The nice group visit was about to stop going forward. Yi Zhonghai knocked on the table: "We'll talk about your business later. Where's Fatty, why haven't you come yet?"

As for the fat man, he didn't think about it at all.

Many families are going to visit New Year's greetings later, so instead of blowing the northwest wind with them, I might as well hug Yu Li and sleep for a while.

Xu Jiang was squatting behind the door. He barked wildly at anyone who approached the door, scaring people away from him.

In the end, after a good group visit, five or six people sat down and asked the third uncle and Xu Damao to have one for him.

Don't you want a refund? Take one and get your money back! He has not forgotten to hurt Xu Damao: "The third uncle has a child to eat for him, how about you find a child to eat for you? No, you don't have children either, and your wife can't lay eggs either!"

Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she scolded him: "Two-skinned face!"

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, this guy sneaked in to pick the lock, blocked someone's bed and asked for money, then went to the neighbor's door to curse, and now he scolded Lou Xiao'e for not being able to lay eggs...

This is the first time that people have been troubled like this on the first day of the new year. Can anyone deal with him? No, with Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady here, the matter was settled.

The third uncle made Shazhu very angry: "I won't pay attention to you on New Year's Eve, but I will piss you off on New Year's Day!"

"..."

The fat man didn't get up until 9 o'clock, and asked Yu Li to dress up. He stretched out, opened the door, emptied the urinal, and cleaned the stove.

Shazhu was unwilling to stand guard nearby. Upon seeing this, Lima led the three children over.

The fat man took the lead: "You just chew your head off, and I don't have any money to give you. If you don't mind suffering a loss, then just eat it."

Just as Silly Zhu was about to point at his nose and scold him, the fat man asked him: "And Silly Zhu, the bridge of your nose is straightened out, right? If you don't want to be crooked again, just scold him. I don't mind helping you again."

Silly Zhu doesn't believe it. Is it possible for you to be beaten while staying in the courtyard? With the deaf old lady supporting him, who is he afraid of?

Just as he was about to confront the fat man, he saw a dog turning around at his feet. Big ears, black back, four big and wide claws, bared teeth from the stupid pillar, arched legs, ready to pounce at any time!

The fat man looked at him with a sneer. After watching for a long time, he didn't see Sha Zhu making any next move. Then Xu Jiang was driven back to the house and he went outside.

After the fat man left, Silly Zhu cursed again. He's not afraid of fat people, absolutely not! But that dog really scared him. He had been afraid of dogs since he was a child...

Banggan and Huaihua didn't get the money, and seeing Silly Zhu's worthless look, they despised him even more. I simply took my two younger sisters and ran out to play.