Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Immediately, Fatty told Yu Li exactly how he went to the senior leader's house with Director Wang today, and how Xu Damao and Silly Zhu were kicked out.

Yu Li was just like listening to fairy tales: "Is this silly column really stupid or fake?"

The fat man snorted coldly: "He is not stupid! He is just spoiled and cannot leave his comfort zone, otherwise he will have to stop eating!"

Comfort zone is another new word that I have never heard before, but it is very simple and straightforward and can be understood at once.

Yu Li asked him with a smile: "What about that? Give Widow Qin some of these things?"

The fat man didn't say anything, he just looked at her.

Sure enough, Yu Li was defeated after a while, and carried everything into the house with a red face. She didn't even plan to give it to her own family, let alone Qin Huairu, who almost had a fight with her.

Does she fit too?

Silly Zhu didn't go back to the courtyard all night.

Probably because he couldn't hold back that face, and he was even more afraid that Xu Damao and Fatty would come to ridicule him.

Qin Huairu's family looked gloomy, with stick noodle porridge, steamed buns, and pickled vegetable dumplings on the table. None of her three children ate.

Banggeng even asked her: "Mom, where is the meat that Shazhu gave us?"

Qin Huairu was already angry, but now she felt even more angry: "What kind of meat is meat! You think about eating meat all day long, do you have the life to eat meat?"

Bangge was so scolded that he didn't dare to speak. Jia Zhang was unhappy: "What are you doing? Isn't it because Silly Zhu didn't bring us a lunch box today?"

Banggeng muttered: "Not only today, he hasn't given us a lunch box for a long time."

Sophora japonica also echoed: "That's right, Uncle Silly hasn't given Sophora japonica any meat for a long time."

Only Xiaodang lowered his head and sipped the stick noodle porridge without saying a word.

Qin Huairu didn't like anyone, especially Xiaodang, who snatched her bowl away: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat in one day! Is it easy for me? I still have 5 days to get paid!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang sighed: "What are you doing? Didn't Lou Xiao'e just give our family twenty kilograms of stick noodles?"

Stick noodles, stick noodles, she only deserves to eat stick noodles! Thinking about the big and small bags in Fatty's hand just now, Qin Huairu became angrier and angrier, so she simply pushed the table and stopped eating!

In the evening, just as the fat man was about to cook, Xu Damao came: "Brother, stop doing it. Let's go out to eat. When we come back, we will bring one for Yu Li."

The fat man nodded: "Brother Damao, wait a moment, I'll explain."

The two rode Xu Damao's bicycle all the way to Donglaishun.

After ordering a plate of mutton and a few vegetarian dishes, and drinking wine, Xu Damao asked him: "Brother, tell me, what happened at the senior leader's house today?"

The fat man said: "Silly Zhu uses the leader's wife as a nanny. When he sees her, he asks, "Where's the boiling water?" After that, guess what?"

Xu Damao laughed loudly: "How is it, how is it?"

"Then he asked for sesame sauce, and he asked him, a Sichuan cook, why do you want sesame sauce? What do you think Silly Zhu said? Just tell others that it's not your place to worry about, so stop asking!"

Xu Damao was so excited that he drank 3 cups of white juice in a row!

The wine has passed three rounds, and the food has passed the five flavors. The fat man looked at Xu Damao who was about to slip under the table, resigned himself to his fate, paid the bill and left.

One hand was holding the bicycle, and the other was carrying him; what kind of evil had the fat man done?

At first, Fatty envied Xu Damao and wondered if it was time to get a bicycle.

Now he is not envious at all, and would rather stay on his legs than carry such a burden.

After all the efforts of nine cows and two tigers, Xu Damao was finally sent home.

Everyday I throw him on the bed, like a puddle...

Lou Xiao'e was speechless: "Why does he come back like this every time you two are together?"

That look and tone were just like Fatty deliberately getting Xu Damao drunk and then doing something to him!

The fat man was trembling with fear. Lou Xiaoe asked him: "I heard that you went to the senior leader's house today?"

The fat man didn't hide it from him: "I went over to cook a meal."

Lou Xiaoe deliberately gave the fat man some advice: "When getting along with the leader, work comes first. You must do your job well. Let me test you, how do you get along with the leader naturally?"

The fat man said three words hesitantly: "Shameless?"

Lou Xiao'e stretched out her hand and pushed him out: "Get out!"

The fat man scratched the door frame pitifully: "Sister Xiao'e, haven't you taught me yet?"

Lou Xiao'e put her hands on her hips angrily: "You understand everything, and you still need me to teach you!"

When he came out of Lou Xiaoe's house, the fat man was still smiling.

Isn’t that just shameless? There is no interest between him and the big boss, and he has no intention of pursuing an official career. Isn't that just the idea of ​​being superior to others?

The more "shameless" you make yourself, being straight-forward and less frivolous, the more you can make your boss look up to you.

Halfway through, the fat man came back to his senses.

No, it was promised to be a treat by Xu Damao, but it turned out that he paid for it. This meal was almost 4 yuan. Why did you forget to ask sister-in-law Xiao'e for it just now?

When he got home, he gave Yu Li the cured mutton and pancakes to eat. The fat man went over his performance at the leader's house today.

Basically satisfied, overall it is quite satisfactory.

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The time has quickly come to the hottest time of the year.

This summer is extremely hot. Every time he enters the kitchen, Fatty feels as if he has been cooked. Even though he was only wearing a light short-sleeved shirt, he was still so hot that he wanted to peel off a layer of something from his body to relieve the heat.

The situation is becoming more and more serious day by day. The chefs who used to be bustling with laughter are now much more deserted.

No one dared to talk nonsense, and they were afraid that they would say the wrong thing. They could only speak freely when Silly Zhu, Ma Hua and others were not around.

Moths also started to stir up trouble in the courtyard. Liu Haizhong didn't know how to get through Yan Bugui's work. The two of them, together with Xu Damao, used the courtyard meeting to force Yi Zhonghai into the palace.

As soon as Fatty returned to the hospital today, he was stopped by Yan Bugui: "You came back just in time. We will have a hospital-wide meeting later. Be sure to attend."

The fat man asked him in confusion: "Why are you having a meeting?"

Yan Bugui looked around and whispered: "Lao Liu and I both feel that Lao Yi can't keep up with the situation, and we plan to ask him to abdicate in favor of others. In addition, we want you and Xu Damao to come up as joint cadres of old, middle-aged and young people. From now on, we Let’s lead the work in this courtyard together.”

This is really... The fat man didn't know what to say, so he politely declined and said, "I'll forget it, Mr. Third. I have a low ideological consciousness. Our leaders all say that I don't understand politics..."

"..."

At the meeting, Yan Bugui took the lead: "Lao Yi, as a member of the working class and an old comrade with level 8 qualifications, I think your political consciousness is too low!"