Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Fatty hid behind Chen Rong and explained in a low voice: "I didn't want to give you a surprise..."

"I have a surprise for you! Just wait for me!"

While he was talking, he went into the back room to get a broomstick. He was about to take action.

Yu Li has it, that’s a big deal! Fatty and his wife stayed at home until dark before returning to the courtyard.

The street outside was empty and quiet, with only a few street lights on. Yu Li suddenly felt a chill on her face. She stretched out her hand and found that light snow had drifted from the sky at some point.

Falling on the roof, falling on the treetops, falling on the road, like the light leaking from the black curtain on the stage, illuminating the way home for people returning home at night.

The snow is not heavy today, but it likes to linger with the wind and float between the sky and the earth.

The two people returned to the courtyard and took out the keys to open the door guarded by General Tie.

Xu Jiang asked Fatty to send him back to Stardew Valley. This guy's appetite was so big that Fatty couldn't even keep it in the yard.

Half a year has passed, and Emily's favorability has barely reached 8 hearts, and she is still far away from the task requirement of 13 hearts.

As Stardew Valley becomes more and more developed, more indigenous people are unlocked in the town.

They include Emily's biological sister Hailey; Penny, who comes from a poor family and works as a tutor; Abigail, the daughter of a grocery store owner; Maru, who works as a nurse in a clinic; and Leah, who comes to town to relax.

All kinds of girls brought a strong atmosphere to the town, and the fat man became more and more fond of running to Stardew Valley.

After unlocking more residents, the most intuitive change is that the industrial chain is complete. You can produce all kinds of strange items for Fatty.

For example, drink the "blue" potion. An itchy powder. The imperceptible hummingbird. As well as some spices that cannot be produced in this era.

For example, the familiar MSG, cooking wine, oyster sauce, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, etc.

What makes Fatty feel most magical is "a document".

This is the name of this prop, and its function is that as long as you sign the enemy's name on it, you can capture the opponent in Stardew Valley in his sleep for forced labor.

When the fat man got this thing, he immediately arrested Qin Huairu and asked her to help shear the wool all night.

Qin Huairu was in a trance when she went to work the next day.

Silly Zhu asked her with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

Qin Huairu shook her groggy head and said, "I don't know what happened. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was shearing wool all night. I used an electric clipper, and I could finish the shearing in a while. A sheep is ahead!"

"..."

If the output of this thing was not so low, it would only take a week to make one. The fat man wanted to sign the names of everyone in the courtyard except his family!

A document is valid for 48 hours, which means Qin Huairu has to shear the fat man's wool for 48 hours.

Qin Huairu felt groggy for several days and couldn't even get interested in getting paid.

I just want to fall asleep every day, and the more I sleep, the more tired I feel.

She went to the factory infirmary to see an acquaintance, who examined her and said, "Maybe she is too tired. Just rest."

Qin Huairu plucked a bunch of green onions from the vegetable field cultivated by the factory workers, put it under the table, and whispered, "Prescribe me some more painkillers."

The doctors thought it was incredible: "Why are you prescribing it again?"

Qin Huairu sighed: "My mother-in-law is in pain all day long. She feels uncomfortable all day long if she doesn't eat."

The doctor shook his head when he heard this: "Your mother-in-law is addicted to taking painkillers. Let me warn you, if you increase the dosage, it will be the same as smoking before liberation!"

"..."

In the evening, Fatty went to the backyard to find Xu Damao.

Passing by the door of Qin Huairu's house, I heard Banggeng asking: "Mom, are there any more steamed buns? I'm not full!"

Qin Huairu said helplessly: "No, you can just make do. When it gets dark, go to bed quickly. You won't be hungry when you fall asleep."

At this time, Xiaodang also said: "Mom, I haven't eaten enough either."

In the end, Qin Huairu ignored her. Instead, Jia Zhangshi said to her earnestly: "Young man eats me to death. Your brother doesn't have enough to eat. It's normal. Why do you, a girl, eat so much? You gain weight." How ugly it is!”

Xiao Dang said unwillingly: "What? I'm the thinnest in our class. The teacher always says that I'm undernourished and that I'm skin and bones."

The fat man was happy and shouted outside the door: "Xiao Dang, Xiao Dang! Come out and help me."

As soon as Xiaodang heard the fat man's voice, he put down his bowl and wanted to come out. As a result, Qin Huairu slammed his chopsticks on the table: "You're not allowed to go!"

Xiaodang looked at her, then at his grandma, and lowered his head in grievance.

Turning around, Fatty saw Qin Huairu blocking Qin Jingru at the entrance of the hospital to borrow money after getting off work at noon: "Look, it's almost the Chinese New Year. If you have a lot of money, lend me some."

Lend it to you? Isn't that just like a meat bun beating a dog? There is no time to come back.

Qin Jingru was holding two taels of meat in her hand, but she said, "I have no money! This Damao only leaves me money to buy vegetables every day, because he is afraid that I will spend it blindly."

Qin Huairu looked coldly: "I don't believe it!"

Before Qin Jingru could say anything, the fat man shouted: "Oh, sister-in-law Jingru, do you want to eat meat for lunch?"

When Qin Jingru saw that he was a fat man, he was very enthusiastic: "I bought two taels of meat and cooked some minced eggplant. Come over and eat together at noon!"

The fat man quickly refused: "No, no, Yu Li has already cooked, another day, another day."

"..."

Xu Damao, since he became the deputy director, he has dismissed three deputy directors in a row.

Recently, I had another conflict with Deputy Director Nie. What he didn't know was that Deputy Director Nie had quite a lot of energy behind him, and he was given a lot of eye drops in front of Li Huaide.

What's going on? Xu Damao was so ambitious that he wanted to go even further when he became deputy director.

I was carrying things around recently, but due to unfamiliarity with the person, I sent the gift to the wrong place! He was sent to Deputy Director Nie's relatives' home.

Now Li Huaide and the others no longer call him when they eat Xiaozao. Instead, Fatty has heard a lot of inside information.

Xu Damao was not far away from get out of class, and it was too late for Fatty to hide from him now.

Qin Huairu was so angry at her sister that as soon as she wiped her body away, she heard the fat man say to Xiaodang: "Go up to my house and find your sister-in-law. She has delicious food there."

By the time Qin Huairu chased him out, Xiaodang had already disappeared.

She glared at the fat man: "What do you mean?"

The fat man answered the question unreasonably: "Qin Huairu, why are you looking more and more like a village girl? Look at how you are dressed. People of several decades still imitate other girls' braiding in double ponytails. Look at the clothes you are wearing, they are so rubbish. Got it!"

Qin Jingru hasn’t left yet. Wearing a scarf, a new cotton-padded jacket, wearing cotton leather shoes, and carrying a fashionable bag.

After listening to the fat man's words, Qin Huairu looked carefully and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Qin Huairu covered her mouth and ran back to the house, as if someone had hurt her.