After time travel, a metaphysics boss relies on fortune telling to support his children

"What's going on? You should tell me quickly!" Li Wei couldn't help but push her husband and urged.

Wei Ming's expression was still very embarrassed, but he still spoke hesitantly.

"It's just... I may have had a bad stomach after eating barbecue that day, and my stomach hurt so much that I couldn't hold it in, so I just... had diarrhea."

Diarrhea is a very euphemistic term.

In fact, he just tried the uncooked meat skewers that day, and they were watery.

That day, he squatted on the other side of the grave. As soon as he took off his pants, the crackling gushed out, and he even let out a big stinky fart after defecation. It was so refreshing!

I feel like my whole soul has been lifted.

At that time, I never thought that the place where I pooped would be so special.

A Li, who had been silent until now, was the first to react and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"It's no wonder that others are chasing you and beating you. Who else wouldn't give you a quick look..."

This female ghost is pretty cool, but she's just a slap in the face.

Li Wei glared angrily: "Are you shitting on someone else's grave?!"

No wonder that ghost came to the door.

Who wouldn't be angry?

I’ve heard of people dancing on graveyards, but this is the first time I’ve heard of people pooping on graveyards.

What a hatred and resentment!

Her fists became hard just thinking about it.

And from what he meant, it seemed that it was still a rare thing.

Li Wei took over for a moment. As soon as someone took off their pants and exposed their buttocks, they would play with her head. The scene was really not too beautiful.

"You really are, you actually go to other people's graves to poop. Who are you going to look for if others don't look for you!" Li Wei was so angry that he grabbed Wei Ming's ear.

"It's okay for you to be beaten yourself, but you're also implicating me. You really deserve to be beaten." The more Li Wei thought about it, the angrier she became, and she used more force on her hands.

"Ah...Honey, be gentle...ah, save some face for me, Miss Lin is still here...ah!" Wei Ming screamed and begged for mercy.

Li Wei snorted, let go of his ears, and then looked at Lin Xiyue.

"Ms. Lin, my husband didn't do it on purpose. How do you think we should resolve this matter?"

Although she was angry about such an oolong incident, it had already happened. What could she do?

It can only be solved.

When Li Wei spoke, she touched her cheek, which only made her face hurt even more.

"It's very simple. The first step is to clean up the dirt."

"Of course, of course, Miss Lin, I really don't know. Even if you lend me a hundred courage, I wouldn't dare to shit there." Wei Ming really felt that he was wronged.

How could he have imagined that when he was out, a few small hillsides turned out to be other people's graves.

After all, the tombs in his impression were all erected with monuments. Even a simple stone monument was still a symbol.

"The second thing is to give her some compensation. A lonely ghost like her has no one to worship her in the first place. She can only pick up some scattered Mingbi flowers all year round. You can burn more Mingbi incense for her. After burning Light three more sticks of incense and apologize to her respectfully, and this matter should be settled."

Although this female ghost is a lonely wild ghost, she has existed in the world for hundreds of years and has a profound spiritual practice.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to enter and exit other people's dreams at will.

But even so, she didn't do anything to really hurt the family, which shows that she is not an evil ghost, but has good intentions.

So as long as they clean everything up and apologize sincerely, this female ghost won't care.

Hearing what Lin Xiyue said, Wei Ming and Li Wei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ms. Lin, this is easy. I'll drive to buy something right now." Wei Ming said, picked up the car keys and walked out.

He didn't know about his daughter's matter yet, so as soon as he heard that his matter could be solved, he immediately became energetic and wanted to solve the matter immediately. After all, he was afraid of being beaten at night.

Even if he was beaten, he would be slapped in the face every day.

Who can bear it?

He couldn't sleep every day and night, and the feeling of being sleepy until he couldn't bear it was driving him crazy.

Seeing Wei Ming's hurried figure, Li Wei didn't even have time to tell him about her daughter.

When something like this happened, Li Wei was not in the mood to cook, so he ordered takeout at noon.

Xiaoduo didn't come out to eat, so Li Wei picked some food and sent it to the room.

After all, regardless of whether the soul belongs to the daughter or not, this body does.

While everyone was eating, she told her husband about her daughter.

Wei Ming didn't believe it at first, but combined with his daughter's recent weird behavior, he finally became doubtful.

After all, it was a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence for such a ridiculous thing to happen to him. How could he be so unlucky that his daughter also happened to him?

But he had no objection to bringing his daughter.

They were going to that place this time anyway, so it didn't matter if they asked their daughter to take them to see it.

After all, the couple takes care of their children by themselves, and usually takes their daughter with them wherever they go.

It was almost evening and the group was getting ready to set off.

The girl named Xiao Duo naturally didn't want to go with them.

She seemed to sense that this strange girl was an extremely lawful person, and she was also wary of him.

But her current ghost power is used to compress her soul, so she is not very strong.

But it's more than enough to deal with two ordinary people.

Li Wei and Wei Ming tried their best but couldn't bring her to the car.

It was at this time that they were shocked to discover that Xiaoduo's body was not at all like a child's strength.

She could easily push the two of them away, prevent them from hugging her, and get in the car by herself.

In the end, Lin Xiyue stepped forward, grabbed her by the collar, and slipped her into the car.

Seeing how Xiao Duo, who was as strong as a strong man just now, was easily subdued by Lin Xiyue, the couple's eyes widened again, full of disbelief.

After all, neither of them could do anything to Xiaoduo just now.

After getting in the car, Xiaoduo looked at Lin Xiyue aside with a wary look.

Soon the car stopped at the place where they usually barbecue.

This is a suburban mountain forest. The hill is not big, but the road is smooth, and private cars can drive directly up it.

This is why the family often comes here to barbecue.

There are few people, it’s convenient, and the scenery is pretty good.

The place where they barbecued was a clearing in the mountains and forests.

Tan Ming drove and quickly arrived at his destination.

The car stopped next to the open space. Lin Xiyue got out of the car. She looked up and saw several small mounds of soil in the open space at a glance.

There are four or five small mounds of soil lined up side by side, just enough to block people's bodies when squatting.

But her eyes fell on the open space again, and A Li, who got off the car behind her, spoke first: "The scenery here is indeed good, but..."

He also followed Lin Xiyue to the open space: "This place is so strange... didn't you think it was strange when you found this place?"