Disciple, you are invincible, go down the mountain and harm your fiancée.

Taoist Taixu was so angry that his embarrassing story was discovered by Li Daofeng, who said such ugly things about him without giving his master any face at all. This damn kid was so infuriating.

As soon as I got up the mountain, I was mad at my old master. He was exactly the same as he was during those eight years in the mountain. He was just a bastard.

Doesn't he know that he is his master? Doesn't he know that he is an old man? Can't an old man have a little hobby? He is the only one on the mountain and he is bored all day long. Can't he find some fun?

What's wrong with reading a book? What's wrong with reading a book with illustrations? Is that okay? Besides, he wasn't just looking at the illustrations. He was understanding the truth contained in them, the truth of humanity.

This is a fucking scripture, a precious legacy left by the predecessors. As a latecomer, if he cannot study and inherit this precious legacy well, he will be a sinner.

He also found that the more he studied it, the more he discovered the profoundness of the book. The principles contained in it and the truths implied in the illustrations unearthed the potential treasures of the human body.

He had studied it carefully, and it turned out to be an extremely sophisticated cultivation method, and it was a method that could be practiced by both men and women, with the yin and yang complementing and coordinating each other.

His sigh just now was about how he had just comprehended this set of skills, but he could not find anyone suitable to practice it with him. However, after being told this by this little bastard, the meaning of his sigh seemed to change.

Of course, from a man's perspective, it's not very normal for him to have that kind of feeling. He is old, but he is not dead. Doesn't that mean he can't have a normal man's reaction? What's more, he is still a cultivator. With his age and level of skill, he is definitely a strong man among warriors.

If he goes down the mountain, there will definitely be girls who will throw themselves at him! So isn't it normal for him to have such thoughts?

This little bastard doesn't understand his master, doesn't understand the loneliness his master has endured in the mountains for so many years, and yet he says such sarcastic words. How damn unfilial he is!

He finally realized that this little bastard was sent by God to torment him. Ever since he met this little bastard, he has not had a comfortable day in his life.

He almost got depressed after living with this little bastard in the mountains for eight years. He finally got the little bastard down the mountain and let him go to harm other people. He finally had a few days of peace and comfort.

But as soon as this little bastard came up the mountain, he made him angry. This little bastard was his nemesis, the one sent by God to torture him. He was now certain that this was the demon sent by the ancestor to punish him for the wrong things he had done in the past.

"No shit, I just came out of the ancient martial arts world and came to see you on the way! But good intentions don't always go well, you old thing don't seem to welcome me!"

"Really?! Have you done anything wrong? I am your precious disciple! How can you chase me away as soon as we get up the mountain? I am so sad..." Li Daofeng sat down on the ground, feeling as free as before he came down the mountain.

"Get lost! I'm lucky I'm not pissed off to death by you. Don't even think about coming to see me. You're here just to piss me off. I'm really unlucky to have a disciple like you!"

"I've figured it out. If I take you in as my son, you'll ruin the legacy left by our ancestors sooner or later. Tell me what you've done in these years since you came down the mountain. You've offended the entire world, so why don't you go to heaven..." Taoist Taixu said unhappily.

"It will take some time to go to heaven, but you can still go there! Master! I will give you a good thing later, and then you can go to heaven!" Li Daofeng smiled slyly, squatted behind Taoist Taixu, and filially massaged his master's back and shoulders.

Taoist Taixu also looked very happy! Although they were usually very casual and would just talk nonsense when they met, the relationship between them was real, it was just that their way of communicating was different.

The superficial things like respecting teachers and honoring elders in the secular world do not exist at all in them, just like they do in a dog.

If others were to see their daily lives, they would be scolded for not being a master and not being a disciple. They would be considered as the scum of etiquette.

"You are just being too attentive. There must be something good going on. This is for you. Take it back and study it carefully. You may be able to use it." Taoist Taixu closed his eyes, enjoying Li Daofeng's filial piety, and casually threw the book of Thirty-Six Forms of Dongxuanzi to Li Daofeng.

"This... I don't need this, Master. I'll leave it to you. How can a disciple take away the Master's love? Besides, this book has accompanied you for several days and nights! How can you live without it, Master?"

Li Daofeng said with a sly smile on his face: "Master, you should keep it. There is still a long time to live! Without something to comfort you, how will you get through the long night?"

"Master, I appreciate your kindness! I know you love me the most, so I don't need the books anymore. Next time I go up the mountain, I will definitely bring you a few more good books!"

"Master, you may not know that printing technology is very advanced nowadays. The illustrations are all in color and the clarity is amazing. You can even see the pores on the body. I guarantee you will be satisfied!"

"There is also a rechargeable computer! And it has a huge battery, one that can be used for several months. Master, I will give you a whole computer and buy a few large batteries. The computer will have the largest storage capacity, and you can download all the videos that study the way of humanity. I guarantee that you will be satisfied!"

As Li Daofeng spoke, the expression on his face became more and more obscene. The scenes that appeared in his mind were all of his college days, when he and his roommates were watching blockbuster movies under the covers.

"Snapped!"

Taoist Taixu let go and slapped Li Daofeng on the head: "Asshole! I told you to talk nonsense, you little bastard, put away your dirty thoughts and read this book with awe, don't just look at the posture, you have to understand the truth in the picture, if you understand it, you can help your handsome sister and your other women to keep up with your pace and let them improve their cultivation quickly! Do you understand what I say?"

"Suck... Master! Please be gentle, what if you get hit on the big head and become stupid? I am the one responsible for the inheritance of our Taixu Mountain. I haven't even found my disciples yet. If you slap me with this slap, you will cripple me. You will be committing a great sin!" Li Daofeng touched his head and said exaggeratedly.

"Fuck... I'm telling you something serious. Do you fucking understand what I just said..." Taoist Taixu was broken by Li Daofeng again and couldn't help but get angry again.