Disciple, you are invincible, go down the mountain and harm your fiancée.

Xuan Dongzi was really scared this time. This woman was too powerful, and even his enlightenment technique couldn't withstand it. After those two twists of the waist, he felt like he had lost half his life.

He told fortunes for women, prayed for good luck, read faces, interpreted dreams, read characters, read bones, looked at Feng Shui, and so on. He did everything, but he was actually very scared sometimes.

What he feared most was meeting such employers. One type was the kind that was insatiable and unsatisfied, and the other type was the kind that was obese. To be honest, he really couldn't stand it.

As for the young woman in front of him! She was a combination of both, which scared him a lot. Things that usually took more than ten minutes to complete often took them twice as long.

But you can't refuse him because of fear of this, because then he won't be able to do business in the future. If he doesn't have this business, it will make him feel more miserable than cutting off his son.

Apart from other things, it doesn't matter whether he makes money or not, but he has to help those women. He is a hot-blooded man, and he can't survive if he doesn't help those women to be enlightened.

So, when he encounters such a customer, he can only grit his teeth and persevere.

It’s so fucking painful!

Every time this happened, he was really in pain and happiness, and was very miserable.

"How long will it take? It's a big deal! I think your consecration is so effective. I still feel like I'm floating in the air. All my troubles have disappeared! This is a sign of great fortune!"

The fat young woman's face was pretty and red, and her eyes were still full of spring water. The look she gave Xuan Dongzi was different.

"It will definitely work. I have practiced for ten years just to perform the consecration for you. If it doesn't work, then I would be a liar! Wuliang Daozun, please pay the consecration fee and go back." Xuan Dongzi really didn't dare to talk any more. He was afraid that if he talked too much, this fat young woman would perform the consecration again, and then he would not be able to survive.

"Okay! I'll come again next time! I don't know if this money is enough!" said the fat young woman, and took out all the money she had from her bag and gave it directly to Xuan Dongzi.

My goodness, that was 10,000 or 20,000 yuan, and he gave it without blinking an eye, and he was still worried about whether it was enough. From the way he gave the money, it can be seen that he was absolutely satisfied.

"That's it whether it's enough or not! Everything depends on fate and the donor's wishes. I am a monk and don't care about money. The reason I take your money is that I will use it on you in the end! Every time I perform a ritual, it costs a lot of money! So don't think that the money will be used on me!" Xuan Dongzi said with a look on his face that he was not interested in money.

"I know! Master is a hermit and is definitely not interested in this money! I also know that Master, you are not interested in money. Master has never touched money in his life. I understand!" the fat young woman explained.

"Infinite Taoist Lord!"

"Okay, Master! I'll be leaving first. My bestie and I will come over in a few days. Master, you can help us perform the ritual and consecrate the shrine. This will save costs, right? It will all depend on your skill!"

The fat young woman made a suggestion that made Xuan Dongzi's eyes widen. Suddenly, his tired body seemed to be full of strength. He felt that the mana he had just consumed for ten years had returned. He could open the door twice more.

"This...this...let's talk about it later...let's talk about it later..." Xuan Dongzi was so excited that he was a little incoherent.

"Master, you are so mean! What do you mean by talking about later... I hate it... Oh! I... I am so looking forward to it..." The fat young woman ran away with her pretty face flushed, as if she understood something.

"Uh...I...did I say something wrong?" Xuan Dongzi was confused by the fat young woman's sudden reaction.

He thought about it for a long time but still couldn't figure it out. Didn't he just say we'd talk about it later? Was there anything abnormal about this sentence that made the fat young woman so excited?

I don’t understand, I really don’t understand, could there be any other meaning behind this?

After thinking for a long time, Xuan Dongzi still couldn't figure out the reason. In the end, he concluded that his practice of Taoism was out of touch with the times, which led to the current situation. He even didn't understand some things.

"Damn you Wuliang Daoist Master! It seems that I am also out of date. It seems that my efforts are not enough! The frequency of consecration is still too low. In the future, I need to develop my business and study hard, so that I can keep up with the times and not be so confused."

Xuan Dongzi looked at the fat young woman's back as she left and muttered to himself. Then he picked up the two stacks of money left by the young woman and slapped them in his hands twice.

"I have an income, but it's all hard-earned money. It's getting harder and harder to make money now. As I get older, it's getting harder and harder to make money. If I hadn't learned some health-preserving methods, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to afford it!"

"Alas! This is what I am doing! The path of cultivation is against the will of heaven, there is nothing I can do about it! If I don't go to hell, who will? To save those thousands of young ladies and women! I still have to work harder!"

"Everyone says that I, Xuan Dongzi, am an unscrupulous Taoist priest, a fake Taoist priest, but how many Taoist priests can be like me, working myself to such an extent in order to save others from suffering!"

"I'm so touched. I'm almost crying for myself! Oh... No! I have to have a roast suckling pig tonight as a reward, and get some pork kidneys to replenish my body!"

"If this continues, it seems that the tiger whip that I have treasured for many years will really be used. I heard that it is very nutritious to boil soup with deer blood. I wonder if it is true! I will find time to study it carefully!"

While counting the money, Xuan Dongzi was preparing for his future nourishment.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind him.

"If you continue to do this, even the gods can't save you. You're still trying to make up for it. You'll die on a woman sooner or later. You're a fake idiot with a guilty conscience. Sooner or later, you'll be struck by lightning. You've brought disgrace upon the Taoist sect. You're a shameless fake Taoist priest. Shouldn't I clean up the mess and get rid of you, the lecher who has ruined the Taoist sect's reputation?"

"Who! Who dares to speak to your Taoist master like that? Are you looking for death?" Xuan Dongzi cursed and turned around. During this process, he had already put the money into his pocket.