Siheyuan: The Rebirth of the Silly Pillar in the 50s

Yan Bugui thought, if the euphemistic Tao Baohou didn't understand, he might as well just say it.

"I'll tell you the truth, my dad told me when I was a kid that I had a brother who was a twin to me. He lost it in the chaos of war. There has been no news since. After I met you, I thought Got it. I think you are probably my brother."

"That's impossible."

Bashahou quickly rejected Yan Bugui's idea.

"Why is it impossible?"

"Look, you were born in the year of the Ox and I was in the year of the Rabbit. How could we be twins? How could twins be born just one year apart?"

"The fact that you are a rabbit is simply not true."

Yan Bugui insisted on his own ideas.

"If you were picked up by someone, would they know what your zodiac sign is? It must be based on the year you were picked up! So your zodiac sign is Rabbit, it must be fake. If you don't believe me, go check it out!"

Bao Pohou's face immediately darkened.

No matter what he says, Yan Bugui will definitely recognize this brother today?

Anyway, there's nothing else to do right now, so just play with him.

"What you say makes sense. I was indeed picked up, but my father didn't tell me how old I was when I was picked up."

"have a look!"

Yan Bugui was extremely excited.

"I'll just say that's what happened! No need to ask, you must be my brother!"

"But you can't judge that we are brothers based on this alone."

The implication of Baoshahou is that you have no evidence.

Yan Bugui didn't care.

He said directly: "Why is it difficult to judge? Aren't our faces enough to be the basis for judgment? Look, where can I find people who look exactly the same!"

Bad Hou shook his head.

"This can't be counted. To be honest, when it comes to resemblance, I know a person in Zhengyangmen who looks just like He Daqing! If you want to put it that way, the two of them have become real brothers."

Yan Bugui was confused again.

What should I do?

It's been decades now, where can I find evidence to prove that they are brothers?

"That doesn't matter!"

Yan Bugui suddenly had an idea and said quickly: "No matter whether we are related or not, just because we look so similar. We have met, that is fate! A great fate! In order not to waste this fate, we are completely Can we become brothers with different surnames?"

"Why should I become this brother with you?"

Bashahou asked directly.

"Because we two are destined!"

"There are many people who are destined to be together. You and your lover are also destined to be together. Why don't you become brothers with her?"

Yan Bugui was speechless.

Bashahou continued: "If I remember correctly, we have met twice in total, right? One of them, you fought with me. Is there something wrong with you? You fought with me last time, and this time you Do you want to be my brother?"

"If you don't fight, you don't know each other..."

Yan Bugui explained awkwardly: "Besides, wasn't there a misunderstanding when we fought last time? I thought you..."

"Thought I was having an affair with your lover."

Baolan Hou asked back: "Then you have misunderstood me so much. Are you afraid that I will have an affair with your lover after we become brothers?"

"How can you talk if you're not like you!"

Yan Bugui was in a hurry.

Baoshahou was calm and composed.

"Look, if I say a few words that you don't want to hear, you're going to beat me. We're both like this, why do you still want to be brothers with me?"

Shapohou wants to leave.

Yan Bugui still didn't give up.

Just give it a final try.

He wanted to become brothers with Bao Bao Hou because he was rich and wanted to take advantage of him.

If you really can't get any advantage, forget it.

"It's okay if you don't become brothers. Now we know each other, and we are all friends. If your friend is in trouble, you must help him, right?"

When Baolanhou heard this, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

This old boy is really interesting.

Recognizing relatives is not enough to make brothers, and being brothers is not enough to make friends.

No matter how others reject him, he can always find something to say.

Really can bend and stretch!

Then just play with him and see what he wants.

"What help?"

"You should have some idea of ​​our family's situation. It's a bit stressful for me to support the whole family by myself. Some time ago, I wanted to buy a bicycle. But money was a bit tight and I couldn't even get close. Since you asked, it must be me. We’re friends. Since we’re friends, you can’t help but help me, right?”

Baolanhou looked at Yan Bugui with wide eyes.

Unbelievable written all over his face.

He turned himself around and showed it to Yan Bugui.

"No, you are short-sighted and not blind, right? You asked me, a junk collector, to borrow money? What on earth do you think? Do you think I am rich? You already want to buy a bicycle, but what about me? Just a pushcart or a manual Yes. Are you kidding me?"

Yan Bugui looked at the tatters and immediately ordered them to be repaired.

I feel a little unhappy in my heart.

Still pretending!

I just gave He Yuzhu [-] million without even raising his eyelids.

Now I say my cart is manual.

Having no money and being reluctant to give up money are two completely different things, right?

Yanbu Guike understands this very well but is reluctant to part with money.

Needless to say, this person must be the same as me.

It's basically impossible to take money out of his pocket.

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui's expression changed and he turned around and left.

Before leaving, he left the last sentence and said: "Just pretend that I haven't come to see you today. I'm not familiar with you."

Baolan Hou looked at Yan Bugui's back in astonishment.

When I reacted, I almost doubled over with laughter!

This Yan Bugui is so funny, his facial expressions are comparable to those of an old Sichuan Opera actor.

Fortunately, I was smart enough not to be tricked by him. Otherwise, if I really recognized this brother, wouldn't he be worried about him every day and take advantage of me?

Thinking of this, he shook his head and left.

Yan Bugui returned home empty-handed, his expression not very good.

Yang Ruihua asked with concern: "What? Is your brother gone already?"

"Don't mention him to me!"

Yan Bugui said angrily: "This man is no good! He is still pretending to be poor in front of me. What's the use of recognizing such a brother? I can't even take a word out of his pocket. It's no use even if I recognize him. , it’s better to pretend that you don’t know him.”

"real or fake?"

Yang Ruihua expressed disbelief.

"Are there people in this world who don't recognize their brothers because of money? Isn't family ties much more important than money?"

"I think he not only has no family ties, he doesn't even have any human feelings. I said he was my brother, but he didn't believe me. I said we would become brothers, but he didn't do it. I said we should be friends, and he did."

"It's okay to start with friends!"

Yang Ruihua said innocently.

"But I said that as a friend, I want to buy a bicycle and you lend me some money. He quit again! He also said that he was terribly poor! He couldn't come up with the money."

"Tsk tsk."

Yang Ruihua shook his head and said: "It seems that this person is really bad! He is so stingy! He regards money as his life. He is just as you said and has no human touch."