"Jiang Yuan, I think the situation is not good."
Paimon quietly glanced back at Xeno and Burns.
These two people with a soft spot for bad jokes were isolated by them.
Maybe they were isolated by these two people.
The two of them behind were no longer telling cold jokes or being amused.
Burns is starting to tell bad jokes!
This is where I started to learn from Sano!
The inheritance of bad jokes? Paimon said this scene gave him an ominous premonition.
After Paimon's reminder, Jiang Yuan had the same premonition.
If this continues, when Burns returns to the team, they will have to experience what it was like to stay with Seno in Tinari?
cold joke? Do they feel cold, like the audience in the live broadcast room watching the jokes?
"Jiang Yuan, think of a solution quickly!" Paimeng urged.
This can't go on like this!
"Don't worry, don't worry, let me think..." Jiang Yuan pondered.
To stop them, you must not open your mouth and say bad jokes. They are too boring. You should stop telling them.
He felt that the consequence of saying this was that Sano would most likely tell a cold joke that they would not find boring.
So, let's find a way to divert their attention.
To choose a topic that interests Cyno...
Got it!
Jiang Yuan's eyes lit up and his steps paused slightly.
Tinari and others who were walking side by side with him naturally heard the conversation between Paimon and Jiang Yuan.
Noticing that Jiang Yuan had thought of a solution, they stopped and cast curious eyes over him.
Jiang Yuan showed a confident expression, turned around, and shouted: "That's right, Sano!"
"What's the matter, Traveler?"
While Saino tells cold jokes, he doesn't ignore the trends around him.
He noticed Jiang Yuan stopped and looked up.
As soon as Jiang Yuan called him, he quickly replied.
"I suddenly remembered that my good friend Yidou from Inazuma gave me a few Seven Saints summoning cards. He said that they cost a lot of money to buy. Can you help me see if they are worth it?"
Yes! Xeno has a hobby that many people know well, and that is the Summoning of the Seven Saints.
Sure enough, as soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, a figure a few steps away suddenly appeared in front of Jiang Yuan: "Let me take a look."
Successful.
Jiang Yuan gave Paimon a planning look and received a thumbs up from Paimon in reply.
Jiang Yuan took out the cards that he had put away properly from his backpack - no matter whether they were valuable or not, gifts given by friends should always be put away properly.
Sano glanced at several cards at a glance, so fast that others thought he didn't look carefully: "This one is not bad, but it is not particularly rare. How much did he spend?"
Jiang Yuan didn't know either: "It must be a lot."
For a gangster without a serious job, there is no telling how much the big price will be.
Seno's tone dropped: "Where is that businessman now?"
"I'm squatting in Dao's wife's cell." Jiang Yuan thought about it for a moment.
Sano's expression was much more relaxed.
Jiang Yuan guessed that if the businessman had not been imprisoned in Daozhu, then Sainuo, who learned the news, might wait for the other party to return to Xumi and do something personally.
"I haven't paid attention to the Seven Saints Summons for a while. Are there any new cards or card faces now?" he asked next.
"Of course! Let me show you!"
Sai Nuo said and took out the Seven Saints Summoning Card that he carried with him.
Seno's attention was drawn away here.
Over there, Paimon looked at Burns thoughtfully, but his instinct couldn't let him think any more.
"what!"
She suddenly exclaimed.
"There, that mushroom looks delicious!"
This time it was Xumi's transformed into a pigeon - ah no, transformed into a city wall.
The two different landscapes of Xumi's country are blocked by sand walls. The other side is desert and this side is forest.
The area where everyone is now has lush vegetation and a lot of mushrooms.
Paimon's impromptu topic attracted not only Burns' attention, but also Tinari's.
"Paimon, I told you that you can't eat mushrooms casually, right?" Tinari's gentle voice contained a hint of intimidation from the ranger.
"I know this," Paimon suddenly felt guilty, "Hey, so I'm not asking you, can it be eaten?"
Tinari didn't say much, just looked at the mushroom.
A fancy and pretty looking mushroom, but it’s hard to say whether it tastes good or not.
Not to mention Teyvat's information, at least one piece of information Jiang Yuan knew about mushrooms since he was a child was that beautiful mushrooms should not be eaten.
Most likely poisonous.
Whether it tastes good or not is another matter. People who want to taste it may not be able to taste it before they can taste it.
"It's okay to eat, but there will be big problems after eating." Tinari knew a lot about the plants in Sumeru.
"What's the big deal?"
"If it's mild, you'll have hallucinations, if it's serious, you'll faint. If it's more serious... you can just bury it."
"What kind of hallucination? Will there be a little person talking to me?" When Paimon was playing on his mobile phone, he had an experience of someone seeing a little person after eating fungi.
After hearing her words, Jiang Yuan's first reaction was Lannaro.
A magical creature that can talk. If someone in Sumeru saw Lanaro after eating mushrooms, would they think they were poisoned by the mushrooms and had hallucinations?
"Do you really want to try?" Tinari's eyes returned to Paimon.
"No, I'm just curious!"
Paimon had no intention of testing the poison himself.
"Yeah." Tinari nodded, and suddenly his eyes widened, "Hey——"
While they were talking, a figure rushed over curiously, picked up the mushroom and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Where's the villain?" Derek stood up and looked left and right, "I didn't see him."
"You only heard me say that it would cause hallucinations, but didn't you hear the more serious consequences later?" Tinari did not expect that the people Jiang Yuan brought here were so reckless.
"My resistance to poison is quite good, so there should be no problem." Derek scratched his head, "Sorry, I'm too curious."
Tinari was looking for the antidote potion he was carrying: "Here, drink this."
Derek knew that he had done something wrong and drank the potion in the bottle obediently.
Then he turned green.
"Okay, it tastes terrible..."
"It just tastes bad," Tinari smiled slightly, "I prepared this specially for those of you who are curious about all kinds of mushrooms."
Next time you see a mushroom and want to eat it, just think about the taste of this potion.
Fortunately, there are a lot of mushrooms in this area, and there are also a lot of other things.
The sweet flowers blooming on the roadside can be brought to suppress the weird taste in Derek's mouth.
And if you take two steps, you can see the sunset fruits and apples hanging on the trees.
With this incident, the topic of cold jokes was completely suppressed.
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