"Paimon, you're one-and-a-half percent!"
Jiang Yuan waved his hand.
"Those who have seen it have a share." Jiang Yuan seemed very generous to this wealth that was obtained without any effort, "Thunder Hammer and Ling, you each also get [-]%!"
"Today, I, the great traveler, will make my friends around me rich together with me!"
His eyes naturally passed over the barrage shouting "Everyone who meets you has a share" and ignored it as usual.
"Come on, pull us in."
Everyone present took out their mobile phones.
Soon, the light screen that Dark did not close showed that several people had joined the group chat.
The nicknames of these people are "professional pet owners", "a guide not an emergency food", "such a big diamond for you" and "Ling".
The first two are Jiang Yuan and Paimeng, and the last one, Ling, uses his first name directly.
As for Thunder Hammer, he originally planned to use his own name "Thunder Hammer".
However, Jiang Yuan and Paimon agreed that this nickname directly revealed their identity, which was not acceptable, so they discussed a nickname.
Jiang Yuan's original words were as follows: "Look, they both wear hats and have a big purple hammer. How similar they are! It doesn't matter if I borrow the lines from the black tower lady next door, right?"
Thunder Hammer put the hammer away silently, as if to express his protest in a subtle way.
But he protested in vain.
Jiang Yuan and Paimeng found it interesting and asked the minority to obey the majority.
After curious inquiry, Darhk saw the short game video played by Jiang Yuan to him, and laughed and agreed with the decision.
So... the nickname Thunder Hammer was decided, and even the avatar was a big purple hammer.
Jiang Yuan and Pai Meng didn't have enough trouble with Thunder Hammer and planned to give Ling Xiang a nickname.
Unfortunately, when the two of them came up with nicknames for Thunder Hammer, Ling had already entered the group using his real name as his nickname and did not give them this chance.
"Alas!" Pamon sighed, "This nickname is so boring. I want to think of a new one for you."
Ling skillfully found his character information interface: "I can change it."
"Just pamper her," Jiang Yuan came over, "What should I change?"
"How about not rejecting the love of the gods?" Paimon pondered.
"..." Ling pointed his finger and decisively exited the interface, refusing to change any of his information.
In this short time, the group with tens of thousands of people had already uploaded the group information of four people.
"Newbie?"
"Breaking photos of newcomers!"
"Which department does the new guy belong to?"
"Have any new people joined the ranks of our young master's followers? Welcome!"
"Newcomers, please allow me to introduce to you our dearest young master!"
"He has a handsome appearance and a gentle personality, like the bright sun in the sky!"
"He is generous and willing to help others. He is the great sun in my dark and demonic life!"
"He is the whitest ray of white moonlight in my heart!"
"Professional pet owner: ...So, is our young master the sun or the moon?"
"It's a guide, not emergency food: stunned.jpg"
"What is the sun or the moon? Young Master is the light!"
"Hehe, young master, my dear young master, hehe~"
Jiang Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth.
Are they a bunch of idiots in this group?
Most of the nicknames are in the format of "Young Master's so-and-so", which is enough for him to open countless zoos.
"Young Master, you are very charming!" Paimeng winked at Jiang Yuan, "Look, Young Master is the light!"
She read the group conversation in a measured tone.
I feel a little embarrassed to be as thick-skinned as Jiang Yuan.
"Ahem, restrain yourself, I know I'm very attractive."
Weird.
After being exposed to all kinds of barrage in the live broadcast room and letting himself go, he has become completely immune to such words.
Moreover, he was ready when he saw the nickname format in the group.
Then I thought about the reactions of the two demons I saw earlier when they faced me...
The content in the group doesn’t seem that strange.
"Professional pet owner: I have many things here given by the young master. Are you interested?"
"Before that, there is an important rule that you need to follow."
“Professional pet owners: What?”
"After joining the group, you must change the group nickname to the same format as us!"
Jiang Yuan and Paimon looked at each other, then looked at Thunder Hammer.
They came up with such a funny nickname, but they can’t use it?
No!
"It's a guide, not emergency food: does it have to be changed? Isn't it a duplicate name?"
"It must be changed so that we can express our loyalty to the young master! It doesn't matter if the name is the same. Who said that the young master can only keep one pet of the same breed?"
Jiang Yuan's expression suddenly became serious and he sighed slightly.
"It seems..." He raised his hand and pressed it until it was empty.
"Ah, my hat!"
Like Paimon, his hat was blown off too!
How important it is to make money, but his hat was blown away without attracting his attention.
"Thank you for the gift of nature again."
Dark smiled and shook the two straw hats in his hands.
"...I will share half of the profit after selling it."
"no problem!"
Jiang Yuan continued his performance.
He raised his hand to take back the hat from Darke and put it on his head, covering the upper half of his face.
The exposed corner of his mouth curved into a helpless arc.
"There is no other way, I can't just be my own pet -"
"It's decided, I want to confess my identity!"
"So, when I said earlier that I wanted Thunder Hammer to change his nickname for fear of being exposed, I was just trying to fool people." Paimon put his hands on his hips.
"Didn't you say that too?" Jiang Yuan imitated Paimeng's posture with his hands on his hips.
They looked at each other for a few seconds, then turned to look at Thunder Hammer.
"Hehe." "Hehehe."
Facing the thunder hammer were two innocent smiling faces.
Thunder Hammer said nothing.
The audience in the live broadcast room dubbed him.
"Brother Thunder Hammer: Get used to it."
"Brother Thunder Hammer: So cute."
"Brother Thunder Hammer: You smile so beautifully, what can I do?"
"Brother Thunder Hammer: Let's make do with it, can we still separate?"
"Let me tell you, if I were Brother Thunder Hammer, I wouldn't be able to get angry."
"I wanted to be angry too, but they both smiled at me!"
"Brother Thunder Hammer, the only honest person in the team."
"I sympathize with Brother Thunder Hammer. Why don't you, Brother Thunder Hammer, stop following them and let me follow you!"
"Huh? The true intention has been revealed, right?"
"..."
The wind blew the hat away again, but it didn't fall into Dark's hands.
Ling easily reached out and grabbed Jiang Yuan.
Dark's face was full of questions.
Ling had no expression on his face and held it in his hand, with no intention of handing it to the other person: "It's mine."
"Ling, great job!" Paimon laughed out loud.
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