The crazy junior sister Yin turned into a dog, and the sky was full of gods and Buddhas and took a d

Ming Fan suddenly felt a pain in his balls. Oh, I forgot that she didn't have it. Anyway, it was quite uncomfortable.

Every time she makes elixirs and draws talismans, five or six times out of ten, there will always be thunder disasters, or strange acid rain and black smoke, which is terrifying now that she thinks about it.

Could it be that Tiandao guy deliberately prevented her from improving her skills? Or he is jealous of her talent and is afraid that if she succeeds in learning, she will destroy the world!

Do you think Lei will defeat her with this? No, the lightning strike will only make her more certain. God is jealous of her, hahaha!

Tiandao: "Haha."

If you really don’t know what to say, just smile politely.

Chiyan Longyan, who was almost unconscious: "..."

It’s so weird, why don’t you look for the reason within yourself?

Yes, she was blaming everything, but she never thought of blaming herself.

In this life, happiness is the most important thing. Instead of blaming yourself, it is better to blame others.

I have long heard that the Guiyuan Pill is a heavenly elixir, haha, let her see what's going on.

Ming Fan couldn't help but show his eagerness to fight in his eyes.

Chiyan Longyan: "..."

No, there's no need to be so excited... Actually, it wanted to ask if it could take the first step since it had nothing to do with it.

Ming Fan seemed to feel something, he looked down at the limp little snake and thought.

"Since it has nothing to do with you..."

Chi Yan Longyan's eyes lit up, and he heard the demonic voice sound again.

"Then stay and be struck by lightning together~"

It is said that monsters have experienced thunder tribulations, which are of great benefit to their cultivation and transformation. Well, today is also a day to help others.

It's better to hack you to death, Chi Yan Long Yan cursed secretly in his heart.

Thunder rolled in the sky, mixed with lightning and smoke.

Ming Fan sat cross-legged on the ground. The lightning in the sky flickered here and there, and the surrounding area was covered with yellow talisman paper. Those who knew it thought she was doing something with all her heart, and those who didn't know thought it was a practice.

When the first thundercloud struck, Mingfan felt no pain or itching, and easily pulled the little long insect into the poison circle.

Come on, fake it.

Chiyan Longyan: "..."

Thanks, duck doesn’t have to!

Later, Ming Fan's whole body was numb, and he sat there in a bloody mess. The hairpin on his head had long been chopped into pieces, and his face was covered with ink.

Combined with the strange black light of the Red Lotus Secret Realm, this scene will make anyone wet their pants.

"The Thunder Tribulation of Guiyuan Pill is so fucking long." Ming Fan opened his mouth and blew out a puff of black smoke.

The heartless Chiyan Longyan next to him agreed, who could say otherwise.

Something's wrong, there's something wrong with you.

Ming Fan reached out, picked it up, and brought it to his eyes.

Except for Yazi, who was not in good spirits, Chiyan Longyan was a snake with smooth skin and didn't even look like he had been struck by lightning.

There are so many thunder tribulations, but you haven't been smashed yet. You kid is quite capable of handling them.

The last person who could carry it so well was herself.

Ming Fan seems to have discovered a new world. Isn't this a natural little lightning rod?

The next second, she coiled the red flame dragon flame around her head.

Red Lotus Long Yan: "? %$@&*#@"

It's not a human, but you are a real dog.

The sky thunder swept over again, booming and clanging, hitting Mingfan's bones rhythmically.

Yo, he is still a tough guy, really tough.

Ming Hard Bones Fan squinted his eyes and counted silently in his mind: sixty-six, sixty-seven...eighty...

Great, record-breaking.

The sky thunder struck a total of eighty-one times, and then the lingering meaning slowly dissipated.

Mingfan stared at the dark sky, haha, this thunder belongs to the dog, right? It comes every time when it smells, and is ruthless when it comes to pulling out whatever it is.

There was a sudden clanking sound in the pill basin. Ming Fan opened the lid without haste, glanced at Chiyan Longyan who was nestled at her feet, sat there, swallowed a muscle-building pill and slowly adjusted his breathing. .

The noise in the alchemy furnace became louder and louder, and at the back, the alchemy basin weighing a hundred kilograms was shaken slightly by the impact.

She picked this black meteorite elixir basin herself. She knew how heavy the work was, and ordinary elixirs would not shake it at all.

Unless...unless it's really strong.

Ming Fan waited until a trace of color returned to his face before he stood up and walked forward.

He quietly held a talisman in his hand and slowly opened the lid with one hand.

Whoosh - several groups of bright green lights ran out directly. After coming out, they looked around to identify the direction, and then flew upwards with a whoosh sound.

Why is it a bright green light? Because the remaining power of the thunder around the elixir has not been completely absorbed, the elixir inside is actually completely white.

Ming Fan threw out the talisman, and the talisman swelled up in the wind, turning into a fine net bag and rushing under the spiritual pill cover.

A figure jumped out faster than her. Ming Fan's hand slipped and he could only grab the tip of its tail.

Chiyan Longyan opened his big mouth and swallowed the pill. When he wanted to work hard and swallow the remaining pills, his body was dragged back.

Ming Fan glanced at it sideways: "Okay, you're welcome." If it weren't for the friendship between them, she wouldn't want to give it one.

He eats everything, he must have been a glutton in his last life.

Chiyan Longyan felt the elixir enter his belly and rushed forward, causing a small bulge on his snake skin.

Ming Fan just looked at it, yes, just looked at it.

After a full cup of tea, I saw that it was not bleeding from its orifices, twitching all over, frothing at the mouth, and died violently. Ming Fan felt relieved.

"Well, it seems like it's not poisonous. Sure enough, I'm a genius in alchemy, and I can make a heavenly product in just one go~." After saying that, he put away the pills that he had been banging around with his head covered.

"You want me to test the medicine?!" Chi Yan Longyan's tone was full of disbelief, and his voice was raised a bit.

Ming Fan looked at it strangely: "What else?"

If she hadn't thought about it, it wouldn't have been able to reach the elixir with its small body.

It’s true. Eating noodles for free is still a shame. Now, the world is really declining and the beast’s heart is not the same.

Chiyan Longyan: "..."

How about you delete me? I gritted my teeth and ordered me to send out this sentence, so be it.

After a long while, Chiyan Longyan said angrily: "I've finished trying the medicine, when did you let me go?"

Let go? Ming Fan glanced at it in surprise, and who told it that the medicine test was over?

Alas, the child is still young and does not understand many things. It seems that he has to be patient and not hasty.

Thinking of this, Ming Fan said seriously: "Do you know there are two kinds of people in the world?"

Chiyan Longyan didn't know why and asked confusedly: "What two kinds of people?"

Ming Fan chuckled, put the herbs in his hands into the alchemy basin again, and then said.

"Some people don't love you, but they won't let you go either.

There is another kind. Not only does he not love you, he will not let you go, and he will also torture you. "

Chiyan Longyan's breath was stagnant: "..."

Is there a difference? They are all perverts.

Ming Fan: Of course there is a difference. One is a pervert, the other is more perverted.

"So..." Ming Fan smiled gently.

Chiyan Longyan trembled: "So?"