Konoha's Crazy Hair Immortal

"I do. ."

When Tsunade said these three words, Jiraiya thought for a moment that he was dreaming.

She would, she said she would.

Looking at the red-faced girl in front of him, the dim moonlight shining on Tsunade's white jade skin, Jiraiya felt an inexplicable force pushing him forward from behind.

Move your body forward, forward, and forward again.

Slowly reaching out his hands to hug the beauty in front of him, his heart was pounding.

"Um - can I kiss you?"

Damn it, so upright, so upright that Tsunade wanted to laugh.

Being silent meant acquiescence. Jiraiya raised the corners of his lips, felt happy in his heart, and continued to move forward.

Under the moonlight, two young boys and girls were doing something unknown and embarrassing.

"Uh-" His mouth gently touched the girl's lips, very thin, very soft, and very kind.

Like rain.

From beginning to end, Tsunade never refused. In front of the person she likes, the girl is just naive.

.....

"Wait a minute-" Just as they were kissing her so hard that she almost stuck out her tongue, Tsunade suddenly pushed Jiraiya away.

"Cough cough cough, cough cough cough -" He covered his red lips and made a coughing sound. The expression on his face was not particularly good-looking.

"What's wrong?" Jiraiya scratched his head, feeling really uncomfortable being interrupted.

The corner of Tsunade's lips twitched, and her face felt a burst of chlorine: "Jiraiya, what did you eat before coming here?"

"Barbecue, what's wrong?" Jiraiya expressed confusion. Is there an inevitable connection between kissing and barbecue?

"Besides barbecue, what else?" Tsunade coughed twice more.

"What else?" Jiraiya muttered to himself, thinking quickly, and snapped his fingers: "By the way, I also added a lot of minced garlic..."

Speaking of these two words, Jiraiya's heart skipped a beat: minced garlic!! No way——

He immediately stretched out his hand to his mouth and took a breath.

The taste is indeed extraordinary.

When Tsunade on the opposite side heard the word minced garlic, black lines appeared on her temples. A strange feeling arose from the girl's stomach, and she covered her mouth and retched.

Jiraiya wanted to die. He had a wonderful wedding night with flowers and candles. Before the flowers and under the moonlight, a plate of minced garlic was stirred up. He had known better than to eat barbecue: "That Tsunade - listen to me. ."

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled forward.

"Stop!!!" Tsunade stretched out her jade hand, made a stop motion, and said: "It seems that I have to think about what I just promised you." The girl's eyes were flowing.

"Don't - how can you go back on something you promised? This is not your style." Jiraiya surrendered completely.

Tsunade resisted the urge to hit someone and said, "It's okay if I don't regret it. We have to make an agreement."

"You said, it doesn't matter if it's a hundred chapters." Jiraiya felt that he was useless in front of the person he liked.

Tsunade pursed her lips and said one by one: "First, you must maintain the necessary safe distance during the relationship."

Jiraiya was helpless: "Isn't it okay to hold hands?"

"No, you have to get my permission if you want to hold hands."

"What about the second rule?"

"The second rule is that we must completely give up garlic in the future." Tsunade thought for a while and said.

She is very resistant to things with strong flavors, let alone Big Macs with strong flavors (garlic, don’t get it wrong).

"Okay, at worst, I won't eat anymore. What about the third one?" Jiraiya was hopeless.

"As for the third and most important one, we can't let others know about it during our relationship." After all, their age is there now, and being too blatant seems like puppy love.

Although the world of Naruto does not explicitly prohibit puppy love, it is not particularly encouraged.

"Underground love is a bit exciting, I agree." Jiraiya touched his nose and agreed.I think what Tsunade said makes sense.

The agreement was reached, it was done, and I had no sleep tonight.

"Then can we finish what we just didn't finish?" Jiraiya looked forward to it.

"No, go get your teeth cleaned first!!" Tsunade objected.

Jiraiya: "..."

......

"Well--"

Early the next morning, Jiraiya stretched himself. He didn't accomplish anything last night and returned disappointed.

But when he thought that Tsunade was now his girlfriend, Jiraiya was still inexplicably excited, as he had fulfilled his dream of coming to the world of Naruto.

Although, this dream still needs to be managed carefully.

Although, I might be dumped one day.

Although he said he wanted to have a girlfriend, he didn't even kiss her on the lips.

However, after all, I am no longer single. In the future, my three students will ask again: Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?

Jiraiya could proudly answer: There must be. Why don't you look at who your teacher Jiraiya is? There is a long queue of girls chasing me?

A moment of pleasure.

He reached for a ninja vest on the clothes rack, and the rhombus system in his body turned on again.

Jiraiya had a premonition that every time the Ryojing system was turned on automatically and was not under the control of his own consciousness, a new logo would appear. He didn't know what it would be this time.

"Ding--"

A line of words emerged: Congratulations!Obtain the emotional index column, happiness level: underground love stage.

Jiraiya almost dropped his jaw. He didn't expect that the emotional index and his relationship status were also included in the system's calculations.

And this level of happiness is so interesting, the underground love stage - haha. .

Then should the next step develop over time into: love of the land - first love period - passionate love period - old married couple...

Jiraiya wanted to laugh while imagining it. This system really cared about him as the host, and even had to worry about his family and happiness.

After shutting down the system, Jiraiya went to the training ground to instruct three students in ninjutsu as planned.

Minato and the others had already completed the training tasks they had been ordered to do before. Jiraiya arranged the next training content one by one based on each person's situation.

Uchiha Mikoto added shuriken to the basics of Go Fireball to practice Fire Release Phoenix Fairy Fire.

Although Phoenix Fire Ball and Go Fire Ball are both C-level ninjutsu, due to the combination of shurikens, the flexibility of the ninjutsu has been greatly improved, and it consumes less chakra and has a wide attack range. Actual combat can play a big role.

Namikaze Minato continued to study B-level wind escape. At the same time, Jiraiya also intended to teach him the Rasengan moves. After all, Minato had the best chakra control ability among the three people. Moreover, Minato was the creator of the original Rasengan. He has an innate talent for making balls.

"Eh? Teacher, your move called the Rasengan, why do I feel like I've seen it before?" Minato touched his head and looked at the tree pit in front of him that was blasted by Jiraiya's Rasengan.

"What, has Minato seen a Rasengan before?" Jiraiya was very nice. Maybe the little guy had the idea of ​​developing a Rasengan before, but he, a time traveler, got there first.

Minato shook his head: "No, I just feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy."

"That means Minato is destined to it. He can definitely learn this trick." Jiraiya thought like a mirror.

"Well, teacher, I will definitely study hard."

Minato nodded to himself with a firm tone.

For Sakyu, Jiraiya intended to let him master the higher skills of shuriken, but he was not particularly proficient in the operation of small blades such as shuriken. For this reason, he specially invited Zhenzhen to master Sakyu. Provide guidance.

Zhenzhen's space-time blade psychic technique should be of great help to Zuo Xiu.

Looking at the students training each other, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief. He must be considered a qualified teacher.

As the saying goes in the past life, hard-working gardener, burning candle.

Hmm - pretty great.

(Thank you for the tips from friends who read QQ. Guo Ba nodded.)

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