I trade seven with the gods

"Alarm Alert!"

While Li Hanyao and others were shopping in West Lake, he suddenly received a call from Jiang Jin - in order to prevent an accident from Wu Zhi's side, Li Hanyao specifically asked Jiang Jin to stay there and watch.

On the phone, Jiang Jin said anxiously:

"There was an accident. That little fat guy Wu Zhi started chasing girls. He is currently confessing to a girl in the community..."

Hear this,

Everyone's heart skipped a beat.

"Oh no," Xiang Tiange said with a look of surprise on his face, "It can't be such a coincidence, right? We just came here and Wu Dalang has already started to get involved with women?"

over the phone,

Jiang Jin's tone sounded anxious, "I'll bring the phone closer and see if you can hear my voice. The little fat guy may have thought there was no one around, so he confessed his love quite loudly."

As he spoke, there was a harsh chi chi sound from the other end of the phone, and then a voice of affectionate confession:

"Alian, stay with me. Although I don't look very good, I have two apartments in the city and a shop front..."

The girl’s name is A-Lian?

What a coincidence? ? ?

Is it really a fateful bond?

"No," Li Hanyao was shocked. He shook his head and put down the game coins in his hand. "Let's go back quickly."

……

20 minutes later,

They saw the little fat man downstairs in the community.

The little fat man Yang Pang was sitting on a bench outside the community with a frustrated look on his face. It seemed that his confession had failed.

At this time, Yang Pang felt very sad.

A year ago, he met a girl in school that he fell in love with. This girl was named Sun Lian and she was a dancer. But maybe it was because of his plain appearance. In short, the other party was not interested in him at all.

Just when Yang Pang was discouraged, a few days ago, a group of mysterious people suddenly came to him and offered to help him chase this girl.

Yang Pang agreed hesitantly.

The leader was named Li Geyang, who looked young. He taught Yang Pang many love words and love skills.

Yang Pang had the mentality of giving it a try and did as he said. However, what Yang Pang didn't expect was that the method taught by Li Geyang really worked. After Yang Pang followed the method they gave him, he and Sun Lian slowly became friends.

Although it is limited to friends, at least it is much better than the previous relationship with strangers.

Just now, Yang Pang decided to launch the final offensive and directly confessed his love to Sun Lian... but failed miserably.

……

Da Da——

Several figures walked up to Yang Pang,

Yang Pang raised his head and found that it was Li Geyang and the others. So, he lowered his head dejectedly.

"Did your confession fail?"

Xiang Tiange and Pi sat on either side of Yang Pang, one on the left and one on the right, holding Yang Pang's arms respectively, as if they were afraid that he would run away.

Yang Pang rolled his eyes,

nonsense,

If I just follow the method you taught me, can I not fail?

"Hey," Xiang Tiange flipped his hair coolly and took the initiative to pull on the clothes. "Brother, look at it. It's normal to be rejected. Who hasn't been rejected a few times in this life..."

"That's right,"

π also transformed into a brainwashing master:

"Listen to me, buddy. As someone who has been there, I tell you that falling in love with a girl is not interesting. Really, there are many more interesting things in the world than falling in love."

"for example?"

Yang Pang rolled his eyes and curled his lips and asked.

Pi's tone paused when asked. The next second, Pi, Li Hanyao and the others looked at each other, and then nodded resolutely.

Whoa!

Everyone immediately picked Yang Pang up and pulled him straight to the commercial street.

"Help, kidnapping," Yang Pang struggled desperately and shouted for help, "I'm really convinced, why did you catch me and tie me up alone? Yesterday, there was a masked man who snatched my socks, and today you want to take me with you again Where to go?"

……

After four hours,

Li Hanyao and the others sent Yang Pang back to his original position.

"Hey, hey hey..."

Yang Pang had a silly smile on his lips, his face was flushed, and he had a peach blossom look on his face.

Yes, during these four hours, Li Hanyao and the others took Yang Pang to bars, KTVs, maid shops, script killing... and even bungee jumping clubs, almost visiting most of the entertainment venues in West Lake City!

the reason is simple,

According to the psychology of Spring and Autumn College, the reason why most boys and girls turn into dog lickers is because they have not yet entered society and have seen too few entertainment venues.

Therefore, if you want to squeeze someone out of your heart, you must put more things in to fill that position.

"How was it?" Xiang Tiange was panting, grinning and asked Yang Pang: "Is it fun?"

"Fun."

"Isn't it more fun than falling in love?"

"Ah."

"Then are you still chasing Bai Yueguang?"

"..."

Yang Pang hesitated. To be honest, even after experiencing so many entertainment projects, he still couldn't let go of Sun Lian.

"Hey," even PI couldn't help but admire now, "Look at this person, how infatuated she is. This is what it means to never forget your original intention. This is what it means to be away for half your life and still a young boy when you come back..."

Snapped!

Li Hanyao covered his mouth expressionlessly.

Seeing that Yang Pang was still stubborn, everyone's eyes darkened, and it seemed that they could only use their trump card.

So, Pi took a deep breath, showed a look of death, and then with a "pop" sound, he sat down next to Yang Pang, with a stiff smile on his face,

"Brother, actually it's not interesting to fall in love with a girl. If you must fall in love... you might as well try with a boy."

Yang Pang:?

……

Bang!

Xiang Tiange put Yang Pang down with a bruised nose and swollen face, and while continuing to raise his fist as big as a sandbag, he threatened fiercely:

"Tell me, are you ready to talk?"

"Let's not talk about it anymore."

Yang Pang covered his face and begged for mercy in pain.

"Song of the sky!"

Li Hanyao was startled and hurriedly grabbed him. Xiang Tiange struck so quickly that even Li Hanyao didn't react.

"Um," Xu Tinglan hesitated for a moment, tugged on Xiang Tiange's clothes, and asked vaguely: "Falling in love is a person's freedom. Isn't it bad for you to do this?"

"free?"

Xiang Tiange sneered:

"If he is free to love, the people in the entire West Lake City may not be free."

Li Hanyao sighed, knowing that it was no longer appropriate to provoke Yang Pang anymore. This kind of thing must be done step by step and cannot be rushed.

"Brother...sorry."

Therefore, he could only throw Yang Pang a mental damage fee and take everyone away first.

……

After Li Hanyao and the others left,

Yang Pang sat alone on the bench in despair.

He smiled bitterly. It seemed that he was indeed unable to hold himself up. Even the people who had been helping him before were no longer prepared to help him chase Lianlian. They came here today to let themselves get rid of this idea as soon as possible.

"whispering sound,"

Yang Pang sighed helplessly:

"What a waste I must be!"

Da Da Da Da——

At this moment, the sound of footsteps sounded in his ears. Yang Pang raised his head in confusion, and then he was surprised to find that Li Geyang and the others who had just left... were back again?

"How did you do this?"

Looking at Yang Pang with a bruised nose and swollen face, Li Geyang frowned slightly.

"Ok?"

Yang Pang thought Li Geyang and the others were worried that he would call the police and blackmail them, so he smiled bitterly and said to reassure them:

"Don't worry, I broke it myself. Also, I won't pursue Sun Lian anymore, so you can rest assured."

"What did you say?"

Unexpectedly, after hearing these words, Li Geyang's face instantly turned livid. He grabbed Yang Pang's collar and said angrily:

"I have been advising you for so long, but you said you won't pursue me anymore? Can you have some ambition? This little setback will knock you down?"

"Ok?"

Yang Pang's eyes widened.

Snapped!

Li Geyang grabbed his collar and smelled it, and then his expression became even more angry.

"You still go to the fucking bar? You blame yourself for not being able to catch up with girls. Which girl on campus likes boys who go to bars? It's really impossible to support the wall. I'll give you advice here, and you can sneak away to the bar to be cool. ……Depend on!"

Bang!

After finishing speaking, Li Geyang threw him heavily to the ground and said with cold eyes:

"Look at your body shape. You are 160 centimeters and 160 pounds. You are almost square. Which girl would like you? From today on, you will work out and lose weight for me... and if you let me know that you secretly go to a bar, you will be finished!"

Yang Pang: "..."