I trade seven with the gods

The air in the car seemed to freeze, and Li Hanyao's right hand holding the phone froze in mid-air.

In the driver's seat, the principal was still chattering.

There was still a slight smile on his face, but his voice began to tremble and his tone became more and more excited:

"How come those brats who play around all day and have no ambition to make progress are born so smart? My son is so eager to learn and motivated, but he is a disabled person with low intelligence... Damn it, damn it, God damn it, damn it destiny……"

The principal drove with a smile from beginning to end. There was no trace of anger on his face, but tears of blood began to flow from his eyes.

pat!

Bloody tears dripped down his cheeks, part of them stained the collar of his suit, and part of them fell down.

"Damn... Damn... As long as I find the right brain match, I can make my son the smartest child in the world, and I can let him enter a top university..."

"Damn, damn...brain, why isn't there a suitable brain! Not enough!!! Brain!! I want more brains!!!"

……

As the principal's voice fell, his brain began to expand rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it was three to five times larger than before.

Then it continued to expand, and the small space inside the car could no longer hold his huge head.

"go!"

Wangyou gave the order.

As soon as the word "Wangyou" came out of his mouth, the co-pilot's Jijie suddenly opened his eyes, and light erupted from his eyes.

Then, Ji Hui put his five fingers together and used his palm as a blade. He quickly raised his right arm upwards and then quickly put it down again.

The whole process was as if the invisible sword was drawn out and struck, and then the invisible sword was put back into the scabbard.

click -

The aluminum alloy on the roof was cut in half. Wangyou held the seat with both hands. She stretched out her slender thighs and kicked upwards 360 degrees.

Bang!

The cut roof of the car was kicked off. Wangyou grabbed Li Hanyao's arm, pulled him along, and rolled out of the car.

After all three people came out, a huge head slowly squeezed out of the roof of the car.

This is the principal's head, and his facial features are still vaguely visible on the face, but due to infinite magnification, these facial features have become distorted and look out of place.

"Brains, more brains..."

The principal's eyes and nose were twisted together, the frames of his gold glasses were broken, and his voice began to become hoarse.

In a few breaths, his head swelled to more than four meters high and three meters wide. The huge head was stuck in the car compartment, like a huge beef ball.

Its eyes are under the nose, the mouth is on the forehead, and the ears are on both sides of the mouth. It makes people feel numb when looking at it.

Bang!

Because the weight of the head was too great and the body could not bear it, the "principal"'s head fell to the ground. It had the car hanging on its head and began to crawl forward with its jaws, making a harsh friction sound.

呲——

Li Hanyao swallowed and murmured to himself:

"What the hell is this..."

Wangyou shook his head and said:

"Although the aura of the gods on it is very strong, it shouldn't be the 'god left behind'... Forget it, let's solve it first!"

After saying that, Wangyou took out a piece of A4 paper. The A4 paper expanded in the wind, and in an instant it became tens of meters long and wide, and then enveloped Li Hanyao, the three of them, and the "principal".

After being shrouded in white paper, Li Hanyao was surprised to find that the pedestrians around him were coming and going in a hurry, with normal expressions, as if they could not see the situation on their side at all.

There was even a pedestrian who passed directly over the "principal"'s huge head without any collision.

Li Hanyao stretched out his hand to poke the arm of the eldest sister next to him, and it passed directly through the eldest sister's arm.

"This white paper is called the 'Book of Time and Space'. It is a must-have when performing tasks. It can create a temporary space and then fold it with the real space."

Wangyou explained expressionlessly,

"To put it simply, although we seem to be in the same space as those pedestrians, in fact, the three of us and this..."

Wangyou paused for a moment, as if he didn't know how to describe the "principal" in front of him.

"But in fact, the three of us and this 'meat ball' are in a separate space. Although we can see these pedestrians, these pedestrians cannot see the fight on our side."

Li Hanyao suddenly realized,

"There's no time to explain this now, hurry up and deal with this guy!"

After Li Hanyao finished speaking, countless ice spears exploded under his feet. These ice spears quickly extended and came straight to the "principal".

puff!

However, in the next scene, something strange happened.

What Li Hanyao didn't expect was that his ice spears actually penetrated the "principal"'s huge head directly.

His head was stabbed like a hedgehog, with countless blood holes appearing, and blood was pouring out.

Principal, died.

Li Hanyao: "..."

After a moment of silence, Li Hanyao opened his mouth with difficulty. He pointed at the principal's body and asked Wangyou:

"Is this thing... so weak?"

Li Hanyao was a little unbelievable.

Did you achieve your first kill so easily?

first drop of blood?

Firstblood?

……

Li Hanyao picked up a small branch and poked the "principal"'s head, which was still bleeding.

According to the movie routine, this thing usually has to suddenly jump up and come to life once to scare everyone!

However, movies are movies and reality is reality. The resurrection predicted by Li Hanyao did not appear.

Due to excessive blood loss, the "principal"'s head deflated, like a deflated balloon. It looked like he was really dead.

Li Hanyao was speechless for a while, thinking to himself, big brother, your appearance animation is so awesome, it looks like you must be at least a mini-boss-level elite monster, but...that's it?

"Leave it alone!"

at this time,

Wangyou's solemn voice suddenly sounded from the side,

"Hurry up and take a look, the show you want is over here!"

Li Hanyao followed the sound and couldn't help being slightly startled. The branch in his hand fell to the ground at any time.

I saw that almost everyone on the pedestrian street began to change.

A disabled man in a wheelchair murmured to himself:

"Legs, my legs..."

Guji——

A small fleshy ball suddenly began to grow on the disabled man's legs, and then the fleshy ball quickly expanded and turned into a thick thigh.

The muscles on this thigh are prickly and the veins are protruding. I'm afraid even long-distance runners would be ashamed to see it.

However, the uncle seemed to feel that this was not enough. His expression began to become crazy, and he screamed while grinning:

"Legs! Give me more legs!!!"

puff--

puff--

puff--

As the uncle finished speaking, countless meatballs grew next to these two thick legs. These meatballs turned into thick thighs, crowded together, looking extremely penetrating.

Legs beget legs, legs beget legs,

These densely packed legs are squeezed together like the private parts of an octopus.

……

On the other side of the street, a young girl who was broadcasting live on the street was looking depressed. She had just failed in the PK with other female anchors and had many tortoises painted on her face.

She was unwilling to give in. The other person was just better in shape than her and more handsome than the big brother behind her... What's so great about this? ! Who doesn’t know that your breasts were augmented? Is the butt padded?

The female anchor's expression began to become ferocious. She gritted her teeth and repeated one sentence over and over again:

"Breasts...I want breasts...give me more breasts..."

And the changes in her body are also going on quietly.

……

There are countless similar scenes,

Li Hanyao looked at these crazy people. He couldn't help but grab his hair and asked Wangyou anxiously:

"What's the situation with these people?"

Wangyou looked at the scene in front of her expressionlessly, with a hint of firmness in her voice:

"I seem to know...which god's 'forgotten' this is."

"Which one?"

Li Hanyao couldn't wait to ask.

Wangyou took a deep breath and said with a gaze:

"The god of fire and evil, also known as the 'god of cunning', 'god of trickery', 'god of jokes'..."

Wangyou said two words in a heavy tone:

"—Loki."

Loki?

Li Hanyao was shocked, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes. Of course he had heard of such a famous god.

Wangyou said with a somewhat heavy tone:

"Furthermore, looking at the current situation, this 'god left behind' should be something that had relatively close contact with Loki before he fell asleep... Otherwise, this thing cannot have such powerful divine power!"

……