"Snapped"
Crisp slaps echoed in the room.
The general was awakened by the pain. She looked at Lei Ze with a smirk on his face and was furious.
"Damn it, Master, why are you spanking me again?"
Lei Ze couldn't stop laughing: "Hahahaha, who told you to sleep on your stomach all the time. Get up, we promised to test the talisman today."
The general crossed his arms and said, "Humph, I won't go."
Lei Ze looked at the general's unhappy look, but his smile still did not fade away. He walked over and patted the general's shoulder gently, trying to calm her down:
"Okay, okay, I'll let you pretend today."
The general was still unhappy: "Humph."
Lei Ze said: "Okay, okay, from now on you can pretend that I won't expose you, okay?"
The general smiled proudly upon hearing this: "Hehehe, very good, very good."
"This is what you said. If you dare to expose me again in the future, be careful with me..."
Lei Ze asked: "How are you?"
The general's face twisted: "I'm angry."
Lei Ze patted the general's head: "Don't worry, it won't happen."
The general turned his face back, his eyes shining: "Really? It's like a dog to lie."
Lei Ze repeated: "Liar is a dog."
The general jumped out of bed excitedly: "Okay, okay."
At this moment, Xianmeng's voice came from downstairs: "Let's eat."
When the general heard the call to eat, he immediately became energetic and rushed to the stairs quickly: "Okay, it's better to have a fairy dream. There will be delicious food as soon as you wake up. It's like a fairyland on earth."
Lei Ze looked at her cheerful back, shook his head slightly, smiled, and followed her downstairs.
Although none of them needed to eat, the food made by Xianmeng was so delicious that it was hard to resist.
After everyone had a simple breakfast and dealt with the traces of their lives on the island, they happily boarded the boat and sailed forward.
The sea is sparkling.
The four of them stood on the bow deck of the ship and looked at the sporadic black spots in front of them.
The waves lapped against the side of the ship, making a gurgling sound that intertwined with the chirping of seagulls to form a symphony of the sea.
The sun shines on the blue sea, like countless golden diamonds scattered, illuminating their path forward.
At this moment, Lei Ze frowned.
Zhang Lingmeng was puzzled: "What's wrong, senior?"
The general said excitedly, pointing over there and saying, "Hey, there's a ship over there."
Zhang Lingmeng took a closer look, but only saw a small black dot. He thought it was an island.
The general said: "Master, remember what you said this morning."
Lei Ze shook his head: "It's okay, I'll just be a dog today."
The general chuckled upon hearing this.
Xianmeng was also a little worried on the side: "Brother Xianren, those who can sail to this place are not necessarily stupid people like Xiang Yu."
"And we also have a little guy like Zhang Lingmeng. I think we can avoid his sharp edge first."
Zhang Lingmeng was a little puzzled and thought to himself: Is this the way for the Sunset Organization to survive?
Even though he can kill the golden elixir cultivator instantly with one sword, he is still so careful.
The general said: "Hey, Xianmeng, are you talking about running away?"
Xianmeng said: "Yes, our goal is not to test the Lingxuan wood, but also to test the talismans. Some people seem to be unable to test the talismans."
Lei Ze looked at the general and said: "Quickly, stop the ship and start the formation. Stick your skin on me and become an old man."
"General, you become like Liu Gang, and help Xianmeng stick to it."
"Give Zhang Lingmeng some skin and turn him into a middle-aged man."
The general said: "Hey, Master, it's rare for you to be brave."
Lei Ze analyzed: "No, no, no, I found there is a problem on this ship. Maybe it can solve some confusion for me."
"Come on, General, come and get skinned."
"It's such a hassle," complained the general.
But he still glued the skins on the three of them carefully.
Lei Ze has become an old man, and Xian Meng is still a beautiful woman, but her appearance has changed a lot from before.
She was a pure beauty before, but now she has become a mature lady. Zhang Lingmeng looked even more aged, completely unlike the young monk before.
Zhang Lingmeng also exclaimed about this technique: "Wow, it's so amazing. You can't see it at all. And it doesn't seem to cause much discomfort. What is this skin made of?"
Lei Ze explained: "Of course it's human skin. Otherwise, it wouldn't have such a good effect."
Zhang Lingmeng was horrified after hearing this. She looked at Lei Ze in disbelief and asked in doubt, "Is it really... human skin?"
The general smiled: "Of course, if you hadn't been able to make talismans, your skin would probably be here too."
"Oh, no, your skin is right here. The skin on your limbs has also been collected by the owner. The flesh and blood are refined into elixirs, and the bones are rubbed into ashes. The skin is used for this."
Zhang Lingmeng said: "So...the Tianyuan Pills I took...couldn't be my own flesh and blood."
Lei Ze said: "I forgot, I have refined too much, but it should be possible for you to eat the elixir refined with your own flesh and blood."
"If you look at some of the darker colors that match the color of your spiritual root, it might be possible."
Zhang Lingmeng felt nauseated and stared at Lei Ze with a pale face, feeling that his world view had been completely overturned.
This, this, this... is indeed a cult.
His voice trembled: "Senior... can I... in the future?"
Lei Ze smiled again: "Okay, okay."
Zhang Lingmeng said: "Senior, I haven't said anything yet."
Lei Ze still had a smile on his face: "It's okay, just tell me."
Zhang Lingmeng looked at the smiling Lei Ze and swallowed: "It's okay, I... won't pick."
Xianmeng also nodded: "Brother Xianren, it's just like you said, the good news doesn't flow to outsiders."
Xianmeng looked at Zhang Lingmeng again: "Look how good you are now. Your limbs are also sound, and you can refine energy."
Zhang Lingmeng nodded: "Master Butler is right."
But my heart is complicated.
Lei Ze looked at Zhang Lingmeng with a complicated expression and said, "Fu Lu Zhang, don't worry too much about you discovering our secret, we will kill you."
"We still need you after all."
Zhang Lingmeng smiled helplessly: "Senior, you are really good at comforting people."
Lei Ze said: "We're on shore. You should know what to say and what not to say."
Zhang Lingmeng nodded: "I know, I know."
Lei Ze smiled with satisfaction: "Change the ship."
In Zhang Lingmeng's confusion, the big ship they were riding on disappeared out of thin air, and was replaced by an ordinary big ship, which looked similar to Xiang Yu's ship.
Zhang Lingmeng was confused again.
Lei Ze explained: "That boat is too flamboyant. We bought it specially for going to sea in Mingyue City."
"When others see our ship, they probably won't think too much or become a little defensive. Let's just treat it as a few novice adventurers out to explore."
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