The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

That afternoon, No. [-] came back angrily. He brushed his teeth for a whole afternoon before he could barely get rid of the strange smell! I just barely recovered from below...

"you……"

"Ah?" Liu Ye turned his head and said with a smile after seeing No. [-].

"You don't need to thank me. This is what I should do. When we go out, everyone gets hurt. Do you want to help each other?"

Number one: "..."

Taking a deep breath, he said to Liu Ye.

"Put your pole down first."

He had a psychological shadow on that thing. Logically speaking, he had suffered all kinds of torture, not to mention a small pole, but just that moment made him realize that life was worse than death after a long absence.

Liu Ye put down the pole obediently.

When No. [-] saw this, he immediately started squawking again.

"Come on, let's duel one on one. I'll punch you one at a time. How about who hides and who's grandson?"

"Brother, this is not good, I don't know how to fight." Liu Ye said awkwardly.

What’s important is that you don’t know how!

"That's not up to you!"

No. [-] smiled ferociously and waved his fist at Liu Ye. He used a full [-]% of his strength in this punch, just to blow Liu Ye's head to pieces with one punch.

boom!

His fist hit Liu Ye's face, and the force of the punch even caused the small tree behind him to bend down. only……

Liu Ye scratched his face. He thought he had offended his eldest brother in some way. Unexpectedly, I just touched it briefly.

He understood that this should be the local custom.

He had seen it on TV. People in tourist places like to do this. Splash some water and wear national costumes. This is a local characteristic, in order to attract tourists.

"what……"

No. [-] opened his mouth wide and his eyes almost popped out. He didn't expect that the punch he was bound to win could not even make Liu Ye blush. Was he a monster?

"Brother, you're done, it's my turn." Liu Ye said with a smile.

When you go to a place, you must follow other people's rules. How does the saying come from, guests... When guests go to the toilet at the host's house, they must adapt to other people's toilets.

"No, you, you, wait..."

Liu Ye waved his hand and gently "touched" No. [-]

Snapped!

When No. [-] opened his eyes, he felt that pictures appeared in front of him, as if he were watching a movie. The first one was a child, that was when he was born, haha, he was so cute when he was a child.

Then he met his father, and if his father hadn't acted like a fool at that time, their lives would have been more prosperous when they were young. At that time...wait! Why should I remember this? What did I do before?

"...a revolving lantern!!!"

Wait a minute, this familiar taste in your mouth, this texture...

vomit! ! !

In the evening, Liu Ye was making fish soup. Looking at the body of No. [-] lying there, he couldn't help but ask.

"Brother, do you want something to eat?"

As soon as he finished speaking, No. [-] ran to the river and vomited wildly.

Liu Ye shouted to No. [-] with some embarrassment.

"Brother, I didn't know that you don't need to induce vomiting when you're unconscious. Please forgive me!"

vomit!

What answered him was the sound of violent vomiting.

"Hey, I guess he doesn't want to eat tonight."

Liu Ye shook his head and planned to go to the forest to collect some mushrooms.

After seeing Liu Ye leaving, No. [-] over there immediately took out a bottle of poison with the words Duanhunsan on it. A drop of the legendary potion will kill you!

He immediately dropped a few drops into Liu Ye's pot, and then sneered and hid aside. It's up to you whether you die this time.

After Liu Ye came back, he watched Liu Ye's movements nervously.

Liu Ye picked up the pot and took a few sips without hesitation. As for why he didn't use a spoon... Liu Ye said he didn't want to use a spoon.

After drinking, Liu Ye wiped his mouth with satisfaction, and then took the game console borrowed from Yinggui to play Tetris.

I've been playing for half an hour and nothing happened.

Number [-] is weird, how can everything be fine? impossible!

Did you just have a hallucination? In fact, he didn't poison him?

He took out his medicine bottle, opened it and looked at it. Yes, it was half empty! He lifted the bottle again and looked at the production date on the bottom of the bottle. Is it expired?

At this time, a breeze blew

"Big brother!"

Suddenly Liu Ye's voice came, and he was frightened. He dropped the medicine bottle in his hand, spun around in a circle, and fell into his mouth. Nothing left.

Number one: "..."

But at this time, Liu Ye still asked in a mean tone.

"Brother, what are you secretly drinking?"

"I drink your sister...I...I..."

Number [-] rolled his eyes and fell down again. Foaming at the mouth.

Liu Ye: "..."

Did you come to my buffet?

The key is that there isn’t much inventory around here!

At this time, the base was also quiet. Everyone stopped looking at the screen because they were afraid of seeing Liu Ye's live broadcast. The scene was really scary.

"What should we do? The numberers have been harmed by that bastard. If those players all go down the mountain, we will lose our lives." A rich man said anxiously.

"Don't worry, they can't get down the mountain." Fox Mask said, wiping the cup in his hand.

"No one is going to kill them now. Why can't they come down the mountain? It's only a matter of time before they come down!" the rich man shouted angrily.

You know, the live broadcast just now was not just watched by them, but also by a large number of people online.

They also set up a plate. If there is no numberer and they hunt them down with their hands, their credibility will collapse directly. And if they were allowed to go down the mountain, the money they would lose would be an astronomical figure.

"I said I have a way." Fox Mask said seriously.

"You have a damn idea..." The rich man just shouted. He saw the fox mask fall directly into the ashtray and hit him on the head. Then he took out the golf club next to him and hit it down again and again.

Soon, the rich man stopped moving, and the fox mask let out a sigh of relief. He threw the golf club out, took out his cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself. Then he waved to the shivering waiter at the door.

The waiter came over in fear.

"Phew, pack it up."

He said and looked at the ground in annoyance.

"I'm so impulsive. This carpet is hard to buy."

After speaking, he touched his hair and walked out.

As soon as he went out, he saw John. He immediately smiled.

"Brother John, I'm really sorry for disturbing your mood. Don't worry, I will definitely get the person you like!"

"Of course I believe you, do you want a drink? I brought you a good wine specially." John said with a smile.

"Of course, well, wait until I change some clothes." Fox Mask said, entering the house.

John glanced at the room next to him, looked at the fallen rich man, and immediately sent a message to the Bureau of Conspiracy.

"Check this man's property."

As soon as he finished editing the message, the fox mask came out.

"Let's go!" he said with a smile.