The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Seeing someone looking at him, he stuffed a piece of bread as big as his head into his mouth, and then swallowed it with a gulp. He said standing at attention.

"I didn't steal it!"

Priest and assistant: "..."

Before you say this, would you please wipe the oil off your face?

Then Liu Ye looked at the suckling pig next to him and swallowed.

"I asked you before eating, and you agreed!"

Priest and assistant: "..."

Isn't this nonsense? When did they agree?

But when Liu Ye pointed behind him, the two of them looked over and saw a car-decorated monk doll placed there. The head is the kind that can move.

"I asked him if he could eat it, and he nodded! I didn't eat it secretly!"

Liu Ye raised his head proudly. Brother Guiwa had taught him that children should be polite and always ask before going to other people's houses to eat!

Priest and assistant: "..."

But the priest reacted immediately and said excitedly to the people below.

"Everyone, God Asa sensed our sincerity, so he sent down his Son of God to lead us! Look, this is our Son of God!"

The assistant below quickly wiped Liu Ye's face with a handkerchief, and then picked him up.

At this time, everyone in the real world was silent. John looked at the captured star next to him and asked curiously.

"Did you have this episode back then?"

The star quickly shook his head. They held a ceremonial party after dinner back then. How could there be such a thing as a son of God!

Now look at myself in the video, clapping my hands excitedly, no matter how you look at it, you are embarrassed. How could he believe it so easily in the first place?

"Yorang, that priest is half-scheming."

"Half-cunning?"

"Yes, just like Sister Jiang Yuan, part of his body is weird, so what he says can affect other people. Even weaker weirdos will subconsciously listen to him."

Hearing this, John pondered for a moment, not thinking about the priest's situation, but thinking that the situation in the world is getting worse and worse now. Since the half-cunning ones have such abilities, then... what about them? After all, only weirdness can deal with weirdness...well, except Brother Liu.

In the video, the priest asked the people below to rest first, while he took Liu Ye to the back.

I saw him looking at Liu Ye with a cold expression.

He didn't expect that something like this would go wrong at the critical moment.

Although he was fooled for the time being, it will be difficult to handle next. After all, he has already said that this kid is the Son of God, so he will definitely have to show up next.

Thinking of this, he decided to educate Liu Ye.

"Kid, you ate your uncle's food, and now your uncle is in a bit of trouble. Can you help a bunch of uncles?"

"Okay! Uncle, if you have anything to do, just tell me! Little Ye Zi will definitely help you do it!"

Liu Ye patted his small chest and said firmly. He is a good kid who is willing to help others!

The priest nodded happily, then took out a piece of paper and wrote something quickly on it.

"Kid, you just need to recite the above for a while, and you don't have to worry about the rest."

Liu Ye looked at the paper in his hand, his little face wrinkled up.

"Uncle, I don't know the words!"

"It doesn't matter, uncle will teach you!"

The priest did not take this seriously. After all, children nowadays are precocious and their receptive abilities are already very strong at the age of six or seven. The children he had seen before could memorize a book at the age of six or seven.

"Come, say it to me, great Asir!"

"You, the great Æsir!"

"Hey~ By the way, come and read it yourself."

"Flying Galaka!"

Liu Ye looked at the priest excitedly.

"Uncle, where are Galaka flying to? Are you not good at playing Galaka? I am very good at playing Galaka! Shall I teach you?"

Priest: "..."

He took a deep breath and said to himself that it doesn't matter, children are forgetful, just teach them a few more times.

"It's not Galaka, it's Asa! The great Asa!"

"Asa!"

"Yes, yes, that's how you read it. Say it again to yourself..."

"Great...great..."

"Yes, yes, read on!"

"Ah..."

"The last word!"

"Ah!"

Priest: "..."

The priest took out his handkerchief and silently wiped the spittle on his face. It doesn't matter. Failure is the mother of success. Is it just one word short of success?

"As we come down, the glory will shine on you..."

"The glory will shine upon you."

"Yes! Very good, connect it with the next sentence! Read it out!"

Liu Ye blinked, then looked at him blankly.

"I forgot!"

Priest: "..."

"How could you forget!!! I just taught you! Just such a simple sentence and you forgot!!!"

"Father! Father! Calm down, people outside can hear you!"

The assistant next to him hugged the priest tightly and persuaded him.

The priest also calmed down. Yes, you have to calm down. There are still believers watching outside.

He tried hard to calm down, but he didn't believe it. He was a beautiful and dignified man with a doctorate in psychology, education, and business administration from Harvard University. He couldn't teach a child to read?

"You sit down!"

Liu Ye sat in front obediently.

"Come, look at these two words and say them to me, great."

"great!"

"Yes, great means omnipotent. It means that our God Asa is very powerful. There is nothing he can't do!"

"So awesome!" Liu Ye said in surprise.

The priest nodded happily. Education should not be rushed. There are no students who cannot teach, only teachers who cannot teach.

"So do you remember these two words?"

"Remember! But uncle, I have a question for you!"

The priest became even more happy and asked me questions and drew inferences from one example!

"go ahead!"

"Can Galaka eat shit?"

Priest: "..."

It's Asa! ! ! But then he covered his mouth, which stopped him from asking. He wanted to say yes, but the question was, wouldn't it be blasphemous to say yes? Who is a decent person who can eat shit? But if you say you can’t, wouldn’t you deny your own God?

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt heart palpitations, and then a mouthful of blood spurted out. Yes, he blasphemed God. He thought he was the messenger of God. First, he did not confirm that God is omnipotent. Second, he blasphemed God and ate shit, so he was punished by the God he believed in.

"uncle!!!"

When John in real life saw this scene, he couldn't help but said in admiration.

"As expected of Brother Liu, he actually caused a guy who relies on his mouth to vomit blood. How smart is this!"

The frog next to him looked at him askance. Are you applying too heavy a filter to your Brother Liu?

However, the scene in front of me makes many parents feel the same way. After all, the father is kind and the son is filial before doing homework, but after doing homework, he is like a chicken and a dog!