The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy
Chapter 310 Wife, listen to my explanation
Speaking of this, Lao Tan showed a sarcastic expression on his face.
"Because of the protection of Lord Yangxian, Yangcun has always been famous for things related to sheep. Although the people in Yangcun are not rich, they can still be regarded as small riches, but... there are only very few people who know Lord Yangxian. , the number of people who worshiped Lord Yang Cun was even pitiful. Lord Yang Cun was completely forgotten by them, and even the temples were dilapidated and in disrepair. But even so, Lord Yang Cun did not blame them, because he left Yangcun people as his children.”
Speaking of this, Lao Tan shed tears.
"We are all the children of the Sheep Immortal. We have sacrificed everything for those humans and helped them through countless difficult crises. We have used our lives to help them. It doesn't matter even if they forget us. We only ask for the sheep. Master Xian can have a small place to sleep well, but...but..."
……
"Everyone, a boss has said that the land at the top of our village will be used to build a chemical factory. By then, all of us will get a share of the money from the land sale!"
"What? Found a small temple on the mountain? Master Sheep Immortal? Pushed it. Nothing can stop us from making money."
"What? Can't push it? Oops, is it so evil? Then spray it with black dog blood. If it doesn't work, find some Taoist monks. Anyway, when the money comes down, we will move away. Who will still raise sheep here? !”
……
"Why... why... we have done so much, but in the end we are abandoned! We are not even given a small place to sleep. Have we done anything wrong? Why are we treated like this!"
All the sheep screamed, and the harsh screams even made Xiaoshuai feel a little dazed. Fortunately, the jade pendant on his chest calmed him down instantly.
Lao Tan wiped away his tears and his expression instantly became fierce.
"So...so...since they are unkind, don't blame us for being unjust! The original oath said that if the people of Yang Village are not extinct, the incense of Master Yangxian will not be extinct. Since they abandoned Yang Village, Then we will worship Master Sheep Immortal on their behalf. As long as we are here, no one can harm Master Sheep Immortal! No one can try to stop us from resurrecting Master Sheep Immortal!"
After saying that, he yelled.
"Bah~~~"
Half of the sheep in the village came to Lao Tan, and when they heard Lao Tan bark again, all the sheep died.
Even though Xiaoshuai closed his eyes this time, he still felt that he had touched a taboo.
Of course, Lao Tan would not normally use this method because the loss would be too great, but Xiao Shuai forced them to do nothing.
Xiaoshuai whistled. The scene was really spectacular. He threw away the remote control in his hand. He didn't install any bomb at all. It was just a TV remote control. But he was not afraid. This was within his expectation. , although this task is not too difficult, as the final boss, Lao Tan must be a little behind.
He put his hand on the jade pendant on his chest. After following Brother Liu for such a long time, he has made some progress, especially his relationship with Mougui...
"Wife! Come out to meet someone!"
As soon as Xiaoshuai roared, all the sheep stopped. They looked at Xiaoshuai in confusion, because they found that their sheep's cry had no effect on Xiaoshuai.
This is probably his wife. Could it be... a ghost wife?
The handsome man looked at the sheep proudly, and then... the scene was silent for ten minutes.
"Ahem... Well, there is a bit of a family dispute, please wait a moment."
Xiaoshuai wiped the sweat from his face, and then quickly patted the jade pendant.
"Wife, don't make trouble, it's a matter of life and death! Wife!"
As soon as he finished speaking, countless red threads flew out from the jade pendant, gradually outlining several words in the air.
"Go find your little lover."
Xiaoshuai: "..."
It's over, it's over!
"It's not my wife. Please listen to my explanation. What I did was just for fun. What I did was fake. There are countless things I did. Wife!"
"Humph!"
While Xiaoshuai was pleading, he turned around and saw the contemptuous eyes of Lao Tan and the sheep, and Xiaoshuai said immediately.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen a young couple quarreling. Let me tell you, outside I give her some face, but at home I'm a stickler, you know?"
Sheep: "..."
When you say this, do you dare to get up from the ground?
"Honey! I'm counting to three. If you still don't come out, have you seen such a rough washboard? I'm going to kneel down. I'm warning you, don't force me to kowtow to you. If I kowtow to you then, Come on, I...my brother-in-law doesn’t have the money to treat me! Then you will be a widow and a trickster! The nature of your trick will change!"
As soon as he finished speaking, countless red threads flew out from the jade pendant and gathered in the air to form a fiery red wedding dress with dragons and phoenixes tattooed on it. Except for the thick fabric, it was an extremely gorgeous wedding dress.
Seeing Xiaoqian coming out, Xiaoshuai patted his chest.
"Did you see it? Take it, it's so prestigious... Ouch, my knees."
Sheep: "..."
Lao Tan looked at Xiaoqian in front of him, and his expression became a little solemn, because he could feel that he was not the opponent's opponent.
Because the other party is truly weird!
That's right, Lao Tan is not weird, but semi-weird! This is also the reason why there are so many loopholes in this mission. Ten years ago, when he was still a sheep, he witnessed what the village chief did.
He didn't know why he could understand those words even though he was just a sheep, but he just understood them.
At that moment, overwhelming resentment arose in his heart, and at this moment, a masked man found him.
"It's really interesting. You will definitely be able to produce beautiful flowers."
With that said, a blood diamond was placed on him, and he became what he is now.
After that, he held rituals day after day with only one purpose, which was to resurrect Lord Sheep Immortal!
He knew that it was unrealistic to completely resurrect Master Yangxian now, but... he at least wanted Master Yangxian to wake up.
Thinking of this, he screamed again, and all the sheep bled to death instantly.
Then he used a knife to cut a cross-shaped scar on his chest. Then he reached into his chest and pulled it out hard. A blood-red diamond instantly appeared in his hand.
When Xiaoshuai saw the diamond, he frowned instantly. It was this thing again. It was the same thing on the train, and John and his fourth uncle. They thought they could calm down for a while, but now it seems that they are going to be in chaos again.
And at this moment, the blood-red diamond shined brightly, and all the sheep in the village gathered on Lao Tan, and finally turned into a huge sheep-headed monster.
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