The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Xiaogui has two taboos. Once you hate him because of his image, he will kill you and eat your internal organs. Once you pity him because of his image, he will turn you into a Same as him.

It's just that these guys are different. Xiao Zhao Hui is afraid of everyone and treats everyone equally. Zhao Hui is weird and wary of him, while Zhao En and Liu Ye...

"My eldest nephew, haven't you gone to school yet?"

"No, this child doesn't study well and skipped school one day! This makes me worried." Zhao En said with a sigh.

Xiaogui: "..."

No, we just recognized each other, right? Why are you adding drama to yourself?

"Oh, how can you do this without going to school? Son, let me tell you, your uncle and I didn't have the conditions back then, but now it's hard to find a job."

Zhao Hui: "..."

Are you having trouble finding a job because you didn't go to school?

"Well, I happened to be a teacher before, and Zhao Hui's brother also brought books and other things. I'll teach him well."

"Oh, Brother Liu, then my child is up to you! If he can't do it, you'll beat him to death."

"Hey! What you are saying is, educating children, how can you spank them! Let me tell you, what I hate the most is that you spank your children as soon as they don't learn how to do it. This is wrong. The children are still young. In the beginning, I used love to influence the students, so in the end, the students loved me very much."

Speaking of this, Liu Ye couldn't help but recall the days when he was a teacher. At that time, he became the dean of students. If it hadn't been for that accident, he would have had his own place in the education world now.

Just when Liu Ye was sighing, Xiaogui was not happy anymore. He was still studying? Have you asked the parties involved for their opinions? What's the matter? If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you really think I'm a soft persimmon?

Xiaogui is about to explode in an instant. He is different from the two weirdos before. He already has two taboos on him. Even if he doesn't violate his taboos, he can still kill the other person.

Thinking of this, his Yin Qi surged, his mouth was split to the base of his ears, and he was about to bite Liu Ye's head.

When Zhao Hui on the side saw this, he subconsciously wanted to rush over, but the next second, Liu Ye stretched out his hand, held Xiaogui's head, and slammed it on the table.

Xiaogui felt an instant sharp pain on his head. He hadn't felt this way for many years. He didn't understand why an ordinary table could make him feel like this.

"Oh, look at this kid, he still wants to get along with me. How about talking about nephew and uncle. But nephew, we are relatives, there is no need for this."

Liu Ye touched the child's head and smiled kindly.

Xiaogui: "..."

Although he was young when he died, after replenishing his soul, he also traveled south and north. For the first time, he said that this was how he used it to become one.

"Come on, let's learn math first. Mathematics is very simple. Come on, do it. Our task today is very simple, which is to finish this exercise book."

"One?"

Xiaogui looked at Liu Ye in disbelief. Is this something a human being can say?

"Yes, it's very simple. This is how all my students came here back then."

Not to mention one thing, Huang Mao and the others could even do three things at once! But after all, Xiaogui received education later, so he can understand it, so start with simplicity.

Xiaogui: "..."

This is too much deception! He couldn't stand it anymore. He had never been a good-tempered person. What he had experienced back then had made him angry at the slightest stimulation. He thought it was just a coincidence.

"Ow!"

boom!

"Ow!"

Boom!

"Ow!"

Bang bang bang!

"Woooooooo..."

Bang bang bang!

"I haven't done anything yet and I'm still being beaten!"

Xiaogui's head was red and swollen and he cried bitterly. He was convinced. There was nothing he could do about it. This animal was not a human being. Have you ever seen a human being who treated Gui like a grandson?

No way, just write.

Xiaogui dispelled the strange appearance, wiped her tears with her hands, and then started writing while crying.

"That Brother Liu."

Zhao Hui came over at this time.

"You just talked about the education of love, right?"

"Yes! I have always been educated in love. I do not recommend violence."

Xiaogui: "..."

Then the blood on my head is all caused by me?

"Oh, you have misunderstood. Here's the thing. Article [-] of the Teacher's Book compiled by my driver brother for me says, as long as you have love in your heart, such a slight action is just a means. It is what you love. It shows, as my brother Guiwa also said, hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. If you don’t hit or scold, it will cause harm.”

Zhao Hui: "..."

Xiaogui: "..."

These two guys are really not good cakes. You are so wicked! Why don't you teach him what to do with this thing?

"What about violence?"

"Violence! Article [-] of my driver brother's teacher's manual explains that violence is a way to vent one's emotions. At this time, violence is a very bad behavior. Of course, some of these Temperature is difficult to master, and I have done quite well so far in terms of sex. I never vent my emotions. In my opinion, people who resort to violence at all times are perverts!"

You are more perverted than perverted!

"So we have to become a loving people. One of my goals is to spread love all over the world like what is said on TV!"

Liu Ye always felt that this was a great thing to say!

Xiaogui: "..."

Zhao Hui: "..."

In fact, you can just say you want to conquer the world!

After knowing that Liu Ye had a mental problem, Xiaogui completely gave up resistance. You can reason with others, and you can use force with Liu Ye, but you can't communicate if you are mentally ill.

In the auditorium, Xu Yi's face turned completely dark. He didn't expect that Guile Tong also failed.

He didn't expect John's backhand to be so strong. Thinking of this, he didn't plan to continue. Originally, the purpose of this story meeting was to get rid of John. Since the clone had no other options, he would just do it.

So he returned to his seat, and an hour passed quickly. The boy in the couple also finished telling his story, but this time he didn't let the weirdness appear outside. Since he already knew it was useless, he didn't waste that energy. , now only three people, John, Xiao Liuye and Xu Yi, have not yet spoken.

"Ahem, it's my turn!"

Xiao Liuye cleared his throat. To be honest, John was looking forward to Xiao Liuye's story, because before coming, he specifically asked him what story he wanted to tell.

As a result, Xiao Liuye said very mysteriously that this story must be very scary, and he might even win the championship directly.

Thinking of this, John listened attentively. Judging from Xiao Liuye's appearance, he was still confident. He was a little unsure about what this story would be like. If it's too special, it won't be convenient for Brother Liu.

"My story does not happen in the past, but in the future!"

Hearing this, John and others were all shocked. This was very novel. They were all talking about the past. Unexpectedly, Xiao Liuye was talking about the future!

Xu Yi was looking forward to hearing this. He had indeed never heard of horror stories about the future.

‘And my story is not limited to one person or a few people, but concerns the entire Xia Kingdom. ’

Everyone was shocked again, this pattern is huge!

At the same time, they were also a little curious as to what the story was.

But Xiao Liuye paused for a moment, and then said slowly.

"My story is..."

"Xia Kingdom has officially decided that there will be no holiday for the Spring Festival this year!"

Everyone: "..."