The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"But Fei's condition is getting more and more serious. You see, he is starting to get irritable!" Liu Ye looked at him worriedly.

Everyone: "..."

Is it possible... if you stay away from him, he won't be irritable?

"No! You can't just take care of it! Just look at him like he's crazy!"

Xu Yi said fiercely.

"Fei, why do you think I'm crazy? I'm trying to save you! Come on, let's give it a try, just in case it works."

Liu Ye carried the hammer over again.

"What a heck! I'm not sick at all!" Xu Yi said anxiously.

"Hey, look, all these sick people say they are not sick. Let's come here. Fei, you are really seriously ill. Come on, don't be afraid, it will be over in a moment."

Seeing that the hammer was about to fall, John spoke up.

"Brother Liu, although it is indeed shown like this on TV, hitting the head with a hammer is still a bit dangerous. Let's study it further."

"What are you studying? Do you still know Fei as well as I do? When we went to Yuncheng together, Fei locked his throat with a golden gun, swallowed a sword, cut the knife into fire, and hit his head with a stick as thick as a bowl. It didn't happen at all, how could this small hammer hurt him? I was worried that it wasn't powerful enough."

Xu Yi: "..."

No, Xu Fei, you bastard, why didn’t you have this scene when you first gave us memories? And when you gave us memories, didn’t you say that you were a national treasure-level star?

We always thought you were from the National Theater, but it turns out you are from the National Acrobatic Troupe!

Seeing Liu Ye's hammer raised high, Xu Yi suddenly shouted to Liu Ye.

"Brother Liu?"

"Huh? Fei...did you remember it?" Liu Ye said in surprise.

"Yes! Brother Liu, I remembered it all." Xu Yi looked excited.

"fly!"

Liu Ye's nose turned red, and he immediately threw away the hammer and hugged Xu Yi tightly.

Xu Yi looked at the hammer on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fei, this period has really been hard on you. Look at how thin you have become."

"It's okay, I can make up for it later."

"Don't worry about it later, I'll make up for you now. Just wait, I'll make you something delicious!"

As soon as he said this, everyone looked at him in horror.

"No, Brother Liu! Didn't you decide not to cook anymore?" John couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, but that was before. I used to think that the food I cooked was not delicious and I was afraid of wasting food, but it is different now. My craftsmanship has been certified by a master, and he can't compare with me, so I Then I understand. In the past, when they disliked my cooking, it wasn’t because I didn’t cook well, but because they didn’t know how to eat it!”

When he reached the door, Liu Ye suddenly turned around and came back.

"By the way, don't leave for a while. I'm going to cook today and make you a good meal."

Everyone: "..."

They're going to the hospital tonight and kill that guy.

After seeing Liu Ye go out, Xu Yi burst out laughing.

"That kid is just stupid. John, you seem to respect him very much. Okay, it's decided. I want him to serve me with shit and urine, and wait for me to eat and bathe, hahaha..."

"No, you..."

"Fei, the Eight Treasures Tonic Decoction is ready! Come and take a sip!"

Liu Ye walked to Xu Yi.

John shouted quickly.

"Brother Liu, your weakness is not replenished! Your weakness is not replenished!"

"It's okay, I improved it and there won't be any problems!"

"Yes, don't listen to him. Brother Liu's soup is my favorite. I want to drink it every day and every night."

Xu Yi looked at the nervous John and immediately became proud. You didn't let me drink, but I drank anyway. I'll make you mad!

When Liu Ye heard this, he was extremely moved. How else could he talk about his family? The taste is so good!

He immediately scooped up a large spoonful of soup and brought it directly to Xu Yi's mouth.

"Can't drink!"

"Hey, I'll drink it!"

Xu Yi drank it directly into his stomach.

"Brother Liu, okay..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt like the world was spinning, and every muscle in his body felt like it was being cut with a knife.

He wanted to speak, but his mouth was out of control. He looked at Liu Ye sadly and angrily, and then fell weakly on the bed.

This bitch poisoned me.

Everyone: "..."

I told you not to drink.

"Hey, Fei must have been suffering a lot these days. He fell asleep again."

Liu Ye sighed and then looked at the others.

"Fei fell asleep, then you can eat the rest. I cooked a pot specially."

Everyone: "..."

In the next few days, everyone finally experienced what life was worse than death.

The culprit is Xu Yi’s words!

What the hell do you mean by saying poisonous words!

As a result, they have been tortured these past few days. The first thing they do when they get up every morning is to grab the toilet. If they can't grab the toilet in their own house, they go to grab the public toilet. As a result, the sewer is blocked. That's not to mention. , the pungent smell directly spread all over the house.

All the residents couldn't stand it anymore and ran away one by one. Housekeeper Wu was in tears.

That's not all, because the smell of Liu Ye's cooking makes the birds in the sky keep falling, and even pedestrians just passing by, it will take at least three days and three nights.

This frightened the officials in Huicheng, thinking that there was an outbreak of some infectious disease.

In the end, the surrounding residents couldn't bear it anymore and reported him directly, saying that Rose Apartment was secretly developing chemical weapons and endangering the safety of the city.

Just like that, Butler Wu was taken away for investigation with a confused look on his face. As a result of this investigation, good guy, he actually found out something. Butler Wu and Boss Biao actually hid inappropriate items in bananas. , traveling to and from Xia Kingdom for smuggling, this time it was good, the Rose Apartment was directly sealed.

On the contrary, Liu Ye was regarded as the victim and was not arrested.

Before Butler Wu left, Liu Ye went to see him off.

"Uncle, A Biao, once you get inside, you must reform yourself and strive to come out as soon as possible and start a new life!"

Neither of them expected that Liu Ye would come to see them off in the end.

"Young man, I have misunderstood you before. You are a good boy!"

Butler Wu held Liu Ye's hand and cried bitterly.

Liu Ye also nodded crying, he has always been a good boy. But he never expected that Uncle and A Biao would do such a thing.

But at this moment, Butler Wu suddenly approached Liu Ye and whispered.

"Kid, do me a favor. I have some things hidden in the cellar of the apartment. Please help me move those things away."

Although those things were not found, it was only a matter of time. As long as those things were safe, he still had hope.

"Officer, I'm reporting this! My uncle is hiding something in the cellar!"

Butler Wu: "???"

Butler Wu looked at him dumbfounded.

"Uncle, I can't see you going further and further down the wrong path! Turn back!"

Butler Wu: "..."

I'm so stupid, you just finished it for me in one step.

"I……"

He was about to say something, but Liu Ye had already reluctantly closed the car door.

The car gradually drove away, and Butler Wu kept opening and closing his mouth.

"Uncle, are you saying sorry to me?"

"He should be greeting your whole family."

Zhao Hui said speechlessly.

Liu Ye shed tears again.

"I knew that the uncle was still good. Even though he was like this, he still cared about my family. Wuwuwu..."

Everyone: "..."