The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"Hey! You heartless person, who am I pretending to be like this for? Do you still dislike me?"

"It's not that I dislike it, I just... need some time to get used to it!"

The driver raised his head and glanced at the uncle.

driver:"……"

"vomit!!!"

At this time, Yinggui walked out of the room with his face covered. He rubbed his face and said doubtfully.

"Liu Er, are your cosmetics expired? Why does it feel wrong when I use it?"

"No! I use it to wash my face every day." Liu Ye picked up the cosmetics at hand. The audience could clearly see that the jar had the words "Dangerous Goods" written on it!

These are the various medicines that Liu Ye took from Huicheng Hospital, but he accidentally mixed them up just now.

"is it?"

Yingjui walked towards the driver. The driver looked at Yingjui and found that the clothes he was wearing were decent and very close to the body. The driver was a little surprised, and you must know that Yingjui has no face, he only has a mouth, even if he is ugly and It's hard to see where...

Yinggui put down his hand and saw that Yinggui's face was changing color like a traffic light on the street. The driver's face was constantly illuminated with lights of various colors.

driver:"……"

"Wow! A Biao, you are so scheming. Just now you looked unwilling, but in the end you got yourself such a special makeup." Liu Ye said angrily.

"No, I just applied it casually, but I'm naturally beautiful, so there's nothing I can do about it!" Yinggui said proudly.

"But Lao Lu, please help me take a look. I didn't look in the mirror just now. My eyes always feel a bit dazzling?"

driver:"……"

"Uncle, your makeup looks really good! Look how modest you were just now!"

"That's right! I'm not bragging to you, your uncle, I have been running an apartment for so many years, and I have seen a lot of people from all walks of life. In terms of aesthetics, I am the second best, and no one dares to be the first!"

"Really!"

"That's right! Hey, don't blame me, your makeup looks pretty good too!"

"Hahaha, I've been used to drawing for my family since I was a kid, I'm just getting good at it!"

"Hahaha……"

Several guys laughed, and then Liu Ye said to the driver.

"Okay, brother, let's go and find a place for you!"

driver:"……"

Where do you get your confidence from? ! !

"Brother Liu! I took a look at the surveillance camera just now. It seems that Brother Lu's wife is going to hold a dinner party today at Haicheng Hotel! It will start in two hours!"

"Okay, let's set off immediately! Brother, please drive us away!"

"I don't have a car?"

"It's okay, I have it!"

Liu Ye took the tricycle out of the bag with a bang!

"You still keep this thing?" the driver collapsed.

"That's right, this is a testimony of our friendship! Come on, big brother, ride on it, just like it's the first time we meet!"

Liu Ye patted the seat.

driver:"……"

What evil have I done!

So, this group hit the road, and the audience only watched this short twenty-minute journey. Hundreds of car accidents occurred alone, and countless people suffered heart attacks.

According to an interview later, someone said that it was not that they had never seen ugly people before, but they had never seen such ugly people! And it doesn’t matter if you draw it like this, the most outrageous one is the one who turns into a spirit at the traffic light! She even gave him a big smile. Who can stand it at night?

After finally arriving at the place, Liu Ye attracted all the weird attention for a few moments!

The driver felt his face heat up. Although he always thought he was quite shameless, it seemed that he still hadn't mastered it!

"Lingling, that...is your husband?"

A strange man who was more than five meters tall and covered with hands said in shock. He was dumbfounded when he looked at Liu Ye and the others who came in with the driver.

"Yes, he is my good-for-nothing husband!"

The person who spoke was a female spy with a human face. She was holding a cup in her hand, shaking the blood in it, and her face was full of boredom!

Why is this annoying guy here again? Didn't you tell him to stay in Huicheng? She walked over quickly, but when she saw Liu Ye and the guys, she took a breath of cold air.

"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you that I don't want to see you?"

"..."

The driver didn't speak, but looked sadly at the female spy in front of him. That was the person he once loved! Even though he knew that she killed him, he still couldn't forget that beautiful memory.

"Also, who are they? Why haven't I seen them before?"

"Um...we are her wives?" Yinggui replied.

Hearing this, the female spy was shocked!

"Lu Mao, what do you mean? You are looking for a woman behind my back!"

"Hey, what do you mean? You are allowed to find a man, but my eldest brother is not allowed to find a woman, my dear!" Yinggui said angrily.

"Shut up! You bitch! Don't think that just because you are good-looking, you can interfere in other people's families!"

The driver was originally sad, but when he heard these words, he was stunned for a moment.

"No, Lingling, what did you say?"

But he saw the female ghost looking at Yinggui with gritted teeth.

"Let me tell you! Being good-looking is not your capital to do whatever you want! Believe it or not, I will find some tricksters to eat you!"

driver:"……"

Wife, should you take a look at your eyes?

But before he could say anything, a strange person rushed over!

"You are Lu Mao, right! I want to duel with you! Whoever wins! That's who Ms. Daye belongs to!"

driver:"……"

Audiences:"……"

No, the driver felt a little confused. He looked around and found that all the strange things were hating him!

"Damn it, what kind of virtue is this guy? He actually owns four such beautiful ladies!"

"I heard that he has no money and no power. What do you think they want from him?"

"Hmph, these little girls must have been deceived by that old guy because they were young. It is said that he is a driver. Don't those young girls just like this one!"

At this time, the weird one with full hands also came over! He said excitedly to Li Jianyi.

"Beautiful lady, may I know your name?"

"Old trick! What do you mean? How can you seduce her? You want to marry me!"

When the female spy heard Changshou's strange words, her expression suddenly changed.

"Shut up, bitch!"

Changshou said strangely and angrily.

"Who are you and who am I? I'm just playing with you, but do you take it seriously? I'm warning you, don't be disrespectful!"

As he said that, he looked at Li Jianyi again.

"Beautiful lady, please don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with her."

Li Jianyi: "..."