Failed to escape the tribulation and returned to Earth to attend college

"What year is this old car? It's so old. No matter who it is, let your Blazing Black Bear boss pay him a new model. Who made him so fat? If he were thinner, wouldn't he be able to smash it? So It’s Black Bear’s full responsibility.”

Qin Chaoyun smiled and talked to him in English.

"You, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

Richard was immediately furious with this rogue theory, and then he immediately came to his senses, "No, no! It has nothing to do with old or new, this, this is Master Flamel's favorite car!"

"It is the prototype car in the "Terminator" movie. After being bought by Master Flamel, it was fully modified up to seven times and armed to the teeth, so that it has the strong muscles it has today. The most important thing is... "

"Master Flamel was nine years old when he drove it for the first time. He ran over his third uncle... The old man died tragically on the spot... So Master Flamel always said that there were relatives in the front of this car. The smell is possessed by his third uncle’s soul, and now it’s all destroyed by you!”

Richard looked sad.

"..."

Chen Xun and the other three were immediately speechless.

This car is also stained with some karma.

"This is indeed more difficult to handle. So, does Master Fokalami still have a third uncle? If that doesn't work, I can do it for him and crush one of them to death, trying to achieve a one-to-one restoration!"

Qin Chaoyun suggested very enthusiastically.

"Of course not!"

Richard was so angry that he was dizzy, "Asshole! You don't realize the seriousness of the matter at all. Master Flamel's status is beyond your imagination! His father is Grand Duke Hernand!" "

At the mention of this name, even Richard's tone became respectful.

"Duke Hernand, the grandson of Fred the Great's brother-in-law's aunt?!"

Guren was surprised.

"Yes, it seems there are still people who understand."

Richard's expression was solemn, as if he was attending the funeral of the black bear boss. "Don't think that practitioners are great. Among us ordinary people, you may be one of the geniuses. But in Grand Duke Hernand's house, even the guards guarding the door are not He is an S-class strongman, and he can open monuments and rubble with his hands!"

"Even the Grand Duke's personal bodyguard is a non-commissioned officer of the Royal Knights. If Master Flamel wants you to die, three strangers, you will have no choice but to die quietly and miserably in a foreign land!"

After Richard finished speaking, he saw that these three people had become very silent, and he couldn't help but sneered in his heart: You must be scared to death, the three little mice couldn't even speak when they heard the names of the Royal Knights and the Grand Duke.

Weren't you very arrogant just now? As expected, Chinese people only know how to bluff. In fact, they are just trying to get rich from the poor, using their loud voices to cover up their inner cowardice.

"Now that the matter has come to this, you'd better go to the Duke's Mansion to plead guilty. Perhaps Master Flamel is in a good mood today and will leave a whole body for you, but don't even think about escaping. Under the eyes of the Royal Knights , even a fly cannot fly out..."

Richard was still chattering, but Qin Chaoyun suddenly interrupted him.

"Master, I'm thinking...what should I call my brother-in-law's aunt's grandson?"

He scratched his head in confusion.

"I was thinking about this just now."

Chen Xun said, "There is no blood relationship. According to the Chinese way of calling martial arts, maybe we can call him Half-Step Grandson."

"puff!"

Qin Chaoyun squirted out a mouthful of water and choked until he coughed.

"Ahem, ahem! Master, I didn't expect you to tell bad jokes all the time."

"Who is that? Richard, do you have a rocker here?"

Richard was dumbfounded and asked blankly, "...What the hell is a rocking car?"

"Just put a coin in, and the car will ring. 'Dad's father is called grandpa, and father's mother is called grandma.' That's really stupid. Don't you have a childhood? Let's straighten out the relationship between these people."

Qin Chaoyun's eyes were filled with disgust.

Richard was so angry that he almost went crazy. He roared angrily, "No! There is no such thing! Are you crazy? When did you still care about other people's family relationships? Do you know that your death is imminent?! You three What a fool!"

He thought these three guys were scared out of their wits, but he didn't expect that they were actually calculating trivial matters.

It was a waste of his emotions.

Chen Xun said to Qin Chaoyun calmly, "Go, slap him twice and yell at him."

"okay!"

Qin Chaoyun didn't say anything. He went up and slapped Richard with his mouth, making Richard's mouth full of blood and his head buzzing.

"You... are really too arrogant..."

Richard was slapped awake.

Although these three people don't seem to be very smart, they are genuine practitioners...

The black bear boss is still dead, how dare he provoke them?

However, fortunately, I informed Master Flamel in advance...

He quietly turned around and saw the younger brother behind him nodding calmly and giving him a reassuring look.

Richard smiled, with a hint of ferocity and resentment in his eyes.

Chen Xun circled around the scrapped Dodge Challenger and finally stopped at the front of the car.

He found something interesting.

"Where is that Flamel? Give him three more minutes. We will leave when the time is up."

Chen Xun yawned and sat lazily on the sofa.

"We're almost there, there are still a few minutes...wait!" Richard was startled, "You, what are you talking about, why can't I understand..."

"Snapped!"

Qin Chaoyun was very discerning and said, "No acting! Why don't you call him quickly and urge him to hurry up?"

"Yes! I, I'll hurry up."

Richard almost cried.

How did they know that they had informed Master Flamel? Now that you know it, why don't you run?

Two minutes later, Qin Chaoyun was scolding the gang of modified car guys wearing leather jackets, rivets, and tattoos!

"Who asked you to dye your hair, and dye it blond? It's such a foreign thing!"

He grabbed a young European white man by the hair and yelled angrily.

"Ow!"

The young man screamed, "Brother, I was born with this, you are the foreigner!"

He was going crazy and had no idea where this psychosis came from.

"Go dye it black immediately after get off work. We Chinese all have black hair. I want to check it tomorrow."

Qin Chaoyun ordered seriously.

"..."

The younger brother nodded, but he was cursing in his heart: You are crazy, I am not a fucking Chinese! There's still tomorrow, I don't know if you can survive tonight.

"Will the water leak when you drink it?"

Qin Chaoyun grabbed the other boy's lip nail and pulled it hard, making him grimace in pain.

"Only, as long as you don't force it, it usually won't!"

"Now that I've been torn apart by you, it will happen..."

The younger brother covered his bleeding lips with a look of resentment on his face.

At this time, the roar of engines came from the empty street, and it seemed that several large-displacement sports cars were approaching quickly!

The boys in the modified car cried with joy, as if they had seen a savior. If Master Flamel didn't come again, they would really be driven crazy by this lunatic.

In the blink of an eye, a Koenigsegg led a Bugatti Red Dragon, a Silber, and two Aston Martins to the door of the modified car factory. Six of the world's top sports cars were lined up. Open, occupying one side of the entire street, forming a beautiful landscape.