Failed to escape the tribulation and returned to Earth to attend college

"Brother Fried Rice Immortal disappeared early in the morning, and Xiaoqiu still wants to eat his fried rice."

Luo Yiqiu pulled Yan Xinyue and poked her head in front of Chen Xun's room.

But found that he had already left the door.

"If you eat fried rice in the morning, the oil won't kill you!"

Yan Xinyue crossed her arms and said in a disdainful tone, "What other Fried Rice Immortal brother? It's so long, don't you think it's hard to pronounce?"

"Then let's call him Fried Rice Brother, oh?"

Luo Yiqiu tilted her head.

"It's boring!"

Yan Xinyue rolled her eyes and prepared to go back to sleep.

In the morning, Xiaoqiu wanted to eat fried rice. She was afraid that she would not be able to eat it if she fell asleep, so she struggled to get up.

Unexpectedly, Chen Xun was already out the door.

He didn't even say hello to his master, he had no consciousness at all!

He is indeed a lowly country bumpkin!

At this time, the door opened and Chen Xun walked in.

"Oh! Brother Fried Rice! Xiaoqiu wants to eat fried rice!"

Luo Yiqiu happily jumped downstairs and jumped in front of Chen Xun, looking at him with big eyes.

The girl in front of her was still wearing pajamas. As she jumped up and down, there were two other soft things rising and falling.

I underestimated you before.

Chen Xun coughed lightly: "Don't eat fried rice in the morning. I'll... cook noodles for you."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Chen Xun, where did you go so early in the morning? You didn't even say hello!"

Yan Xinyue was anxious.

What does it mean to feed you, the two of us!

If you dare to miss me, give it a try!

"Go for a walk. You guys are sleeping soundly, so I won't disturb you."

"Now that you're awake, would you like to have a bowl of noodles together later?"

Chen Xun looked at the eldest lady on the stairs.

Is this the front chest or the back? To be honest, if I hadn't looked at the face, I wouldn't be able to tell.

The drought dies, and the flood dies.

"Oh."

"I'm not hungry."

"But it's okay to eat a little."

Hearing this, Yan Xinyue immediately hurried downstairs and sat down at the dining table.

"You have to at least send me a message."

She tried to regain her respect.

Ten minutes later, Chen Xun came to the two girls with three bowls of chicken soup and omelette noodles.

Last night's ginseng chicken soup, combined with Chen Xun's secret seasoning recipe, he also thoughtfully added a touch of spiritual energy.

On the one hand, the taste is unparalleled in the world, but if you eat this bowl of noodles, it also has the effect of extending your life, which is worth a thousand dollars!

"Be careful of the heat."

Chen Xun pushed the noodle bowl towards the two of them.

"Uh-ohhhh!!"

Luo Yiqiu is so delicious that she cries.

"That's weird, when did my family raise chickens?"

Yan Xinyue glared at her best friend fiercely.

Not at all reserved!

"Sister Yueyue, this is the chicken soup from last night. Why does it taste so good in Brother Fried Rice's hands?" Luo Yiqiu's eyes flickered.

"It's not as exaggerated as you said, it's just as delicious!"

Yan Xinyue's little mouth was filled to the brim, but it was still hard.

"Well, Xiao Qiuqiu feels that Li Rui can be fired, as long as Brother Fried Rice cooks for us!" Luo Yiqiu had an idea.

"He hasn't been living in our house all the time. If he leaves and Chef Li isn't here, let's go drink the northwest wind!" Yan Xinyue glared at her.

Before, I called myself Uncle Li, but later I changed my name to Lao Li. Today, I fired Li Rui...

I really fed the dog!

"But if Li Rui is here, how can we ask Brother Fried Rice to cook for us? Sister Yueyue, please think of a way to coax him!"

Luo Yiqiu conspired loudly in front of Chen Xun.

Chen Xun shook his head and pretended not to hear.

"Hmph! You should cook, but the rent is not confiscated when you live in our house. Isn't this a piece of cake? Do you think it's Chen Xun?"

The eldest lady sounded arrogant.

If you, a country bumpkin, dare to say a word "no", I will definitely kick you out!

"I'll cook if I have time."

Chen Xun said noncommittally.

"Wow! It feels so good!"

Luo Yiqiu raised his arms and shouted.

Yan Xinyue was also very satisfied with this answer.

She took advantage of eating noodles to secretly look at the young man sitting across from her.

After washing my face and hair, I still look like a human being...

There is a hint of handsomeness, but no more!

just the clothes...

She slammed the table angrily: "Chen Xun! You sloppy guy, you didn't even change your clothes! You're covered in mud, you're so dirty!"

"I only brought this set of clothes. I will go out to buy another set later."

Chen Xun explained.

"What does it mean to buy one set? You must buy more sets! If you live in our Yan family, you must change your clothes every day and make them clean and smell good, otherwise it will be our face!"

Yan Xinyue said seriously.

"Row."

Chen Xun didn't take it seriously.

It won’t be a problem to buy five or six pieces from “Youyi Pants” later.

His mother gave him [-] yuan for living expenses.

As if she had guessed what the country bumpkin was thinking, Yan Xinyue squinted her eyes: "Also, in my house, clothes worth less than five thousand are not allowed in!"

"You go buy forty sets later, ten sets each for spring, summer, autumn and winter!"

Chen Xun put down his chopsticks and looked at her quietly.

"You're a little too strong."

Even if the total minimum is [-] yuan, that's still [-] yuan.

How could a college entrance examination graduate get it?

He felt Yan Xinyue's difficulty, and his tone was a little cold.

"You, what's your attitude!"

Feeling that she had been misunderstood, Yan Xinyue felt aggrieved.

"I didn't ask you to spend money. Of course what I asked for was that I accompany you to buy it. Why are you looking at me so fiercely?"

Uh?

Misunderstood her?

Chen Xun picked up the chopsticks and smiled slightly: "Sorry."

Seeing him apologizing, Yan Xinyue couldn't bear it any longer, and her tears fell into the bowl.

"Damn it Chen Xun, you make it seem like I have been targeting you. You have been here for a day, and I have said harsh words to you! You still dare to be mean to me..."

"I misunderstood you. I'm sorry. I just didn't expect you to buy me clothes." Chen Xun said.

"Hmph! How shameless are you? I didn't buy it for you. It was to avoid embarrassing my family! Even if I give it to you, it's just for...for the sake of fried rice and this bowl of noodles!"

Yan Xinyue drank the last mouthful of noodle soup with a groan.

……

After breakfast, Yan Xinyue drove a Porsche Panamera from the basement and threw the car keys to Chen Xun.

"you drive!"

"There's no reason for a young lady to be a driver for a country bumpkin, huh!"

Chen Xun took the key with a stiff expression.

In the early stage, I could fly with my sword, and in the later stage, I could move my body at will. I had never driven a car in this secular world before!

In his previous life, he traveled through time just after the college entrance examination, and he didn't even take the driver's license test.

"What are you doing, do you really want me to drive?"

Yan Xinyue frowned slightly.

The bumpkin is pushing the envelope!

Do you really think that this lady doesn’t dare to let you go?

"I don't have a driver's license and I can't drive."

Chen Xun smiled.

It is very difficult for a strong Mahayana man to admit that he is not good. It means limitations and shortcomings in his state of mind. This is a taboo on the road to overcoming the tribulation.

But there is no other way. Could it be that I have to obey this young lady and use my true energy to push the car forward?

It is possible, but not necessary.

"you!"

Yan Xinyue stared at him with big eyes.

……

In the end, the eldest lady angrily became the driver.

The country bumpkin nestled comfortably in the passenger seat.

"Sister Yueyue, Xiao Qiuqiu can also drive!"

A head poked forward from the gap in the seat.

"Pull me down! Sit down here with your figure, and the horn will keep blaring!"

"Honestly stay in the back!"

Yan Xinyue pushed her back.