Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

Chapter 179: Car God Lin Tian (Thanks to Li Zhuiqing, who loves fresh fish soaked in oil, for sendin

"Pfft!"

Lin Tian's steel door just let down its guard! The result was a loud bang! It exploded directly in the silent car!

Lin Tian forgot that there is an old Chinese saying:

When you have a stomachache! Never believe any fart!

"What the hell are you doing! Lin Tian! What the hell are you doing! Are you pulling your pants?"

Lin Hao didn't expect Lin Tian to be so brave! Driving and pooping at the same time! What a shameful operation this is!

Are you afraid that someone who has hacked you to death will come after you? You have to finish pooping first! Let’s drive away again!

"Ugh! Such a sour feeling!"

"This fart! It smells so bad! It must be poisonous!"

Lin Tian's two bodyguards in the back seat were stunned by this sunny day!

One of them jumped up! The other one got a splash of yellow on his face! I vomited on the spot!

"Tian'er! What's wrong with you! Brake! Press the brake!"

Lin Hao also knew something was wrong! But you don’t brake in this situation! what are you thinking!

Lin Tian is now so ashamed that he even wants to commit suicide!

What the hell is going on!

At this time, a song "Love Deal?" came from the radio.

Sell out my shit, you bear a debt of conscience!

Even if I pull out my trouser pockets, I can't hold it back!

You don’t have to step on the brakes if you want to, you can just step on them if you want!

Now drive and have diarrhea, hold the fart back!

You don’t have to hold in your shit if you want to, you can hold it in if you want to!

Let me break free! Let me understand!

Show your love!

……

"Fuck! I didn't play any songs!"

Lin Tian was furious and smashed the radio with a punch!

Who played this song! Is it so suitable for the occasion?

While driving! While pulling it into the pocket of pants! I can’t even hold it in!

Not pulling much? Just pull it in your pants pocket?

If word of this gets out! How will I, Lin Tian, live in the future?

What will the rich think of me in the future? What does the rich woman think of me? What does the rich lady think of me?

Is this Mr. Lin’s real estate boss pooping and driving at the same time?

This must not be a joke to all Chinese people!

"Dad! No! I really braked! I can't stop! I can't stop at all!"

Lin Tian felt the water in his crotch was slimy and sticky!

But I can't stop the car! What else can he do!

It’s useless to put it in gear! Lin Tian was almost broken! Still can’t break it off!

"Master! Since you can't stop me! Then don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"Me too! I really can't help it!"

The two bodyguards thought for a moment, then lifted their hips slightly.

Anyway, young master, are you already in your pockets?

Are we farting?

Not too much, right?

"Ding! Dang! Puff! Click!"

Just as Lin Tian was trying his best to control the steering wheel, the car began to blast with gongs and drums, as if firecrackers were set off during the New Year!

Sure enough, there is someone taking the lead! There are those who follow suit!

A moment! The car is full of smoke and stinks!

How many people fart! The carriage was filled with smoke!

"Good guys! You can't bear it anymore! Then I can't bear it anymore either!"

Lin Hao can’t care so much anymore! Lin Tian, don’t stop! I can’t stop farting either!

Lin Hao was holding a ballpoint pen tightly in his hand! This shows how uncomfortable he was holding it in!

As a president!

As a billionaire!

I can fart!

But definitely don’t pull down your pants pockets!

This is how I behave!

The bottom line!

"squeak!!!"

A loud sound like a broken car horn came from the passenger seat!

That sound is so far-reaching!

Those who didn’t know thought Lin Hao pressed the car horn!

"Old, boss...it's the same for everyone! If you can't hold it in, stop holding it in! Just spray it all over my face!"

The bodyguard in the back seat quickly reminded him, while Lin Hao's face turned red.

I don't know if it's because I'm holding it back or because I'm embarrassed.

"Pfft! Pfft!"

While talking, a louder fart came from the back seat again!

Every fart is so meaningful!

In the car, the four people were holding their breath, and Xun's face turned green.

However, if Lin Tian doesn’t stop, what can anyone do?

I can't hold it in anymore, but the car still won't stop? Then you can't just put it in your trouser pocket?

Is it possible? Can you take off your pants and fart?

"Tian'er, are the brakes damaged due to the hot weather? This won't work! Can you think of a way to stop the car?"

Lin Hao made a high-pitched fart and looked much better. If there is a problem, you have to solve it. Now is not a good opportunity to hold people accountable.

"The car will stop when it runs out of gas. When we came here, we drove for more than an hour and only had half a tank of gas. It shouldn't last long."

Lin Tian began to comfort himself, no fuel? This is also a blessing in misfortune.

But when I looked down, the fuel gauge was actually full!

What the hell is going on here!

One tank of oil can run more than 800 kilometers!

When will this shit be finished?

"Damn it! Tian'er, when did you fill up the car with gas? Gas is so scarce now! Why didn't you tell me when you filled it up!"

Lin Hao glanced at the fuel gauge, and with such excitement, he snapped the ballpoint pen in his hand!

He would be very happy when the gas tank was full before and suddenly!

Now this situation!

Who can be happy?

With this amount of fuel, it’s pretty good to be able to finish the race until dark!

"Ding dong! Puff card! Puff puff! Bang bang bang!"

Lin Tian drove the driver and cut the wires with a kitchen knife! Sparks and lightning all the way!

With the acceleration of farts and shits! I have been circling Huanghai City!

no way! No way to park! This fart still needs to be released! I can’t even hold my shit in!

The yellow liquid in the carriage was splashing thinly all over the roof of the carriage!

The four people were covered in shit, covered in shit!

Even if this 800 million shit chariot is sold second-hand, no one will buy it!

The four of them were pulling and vomiting at the same time!

A sharp turn! The vomit and excrement slapped Lin Tian in the face again!

Lin Tian even squatted on the seat while defecating in a very difficult position! While driving!

Anyway, the brake and accelerator are useless now! Instead of sitting around and distracting yourself!

You might as well let me poop happily! While driving!

I am an experienced driver! So many years! There has never been an accident!

"Ugh! Lin Tian! How much oil is left! I feel like I'm going to faint!"

Lin Tian glanced at the fuel gauge, and then took a deep breath.

"Pfft!"

Then, relieved, I kept driving.

"It's almost! Just run around Huanghai City for 8 more times! You should be able to go home! Trust my driving skills! I'm an experienced driver! Everyone, sit still! You're showing off your shame!"

When Lin Hao heard the news, his eyes darkened and he fainted.

"Puff! Puff! Puff!"

Even if he fainted, it didn't stop Lin Hao from farting a few times.

Lin Tian didn't dare to relax at all, squatting in the driver's seat and controlling the steering wheel with all his strength!

All it takes is one mistake to drive at this speed! That was definitely a car crash and fatalities!

Time to perform the real technique!

"Pfft!"

With a sudden sound! Lin Tian's car bumped and the yellow liquid shot out!

There are no cars on the roads in Huanghai City in broad daylight!

Otherwise something will happen!

However, now the shit has come out!

That day! A Bumblebee appeared in Huanghai City!