"Huff, huff, huff... Tired... Really too tired... Damn it, I've lived for more than 30 years, but this is the first time I feel so tired just walking."

Duan Kun staggered for a long time, but he couldn't even walk from the dog house to the kitchen. It was only a few steps, so why was it more difficult than running a marathon?

There's nothing strange about it. His body is as tender as that of a newborn baby and he doesn't have much strength. What's more, he has such a big head?

It is obvious that Duan Kun has been moving forward with the weight, and the fact that he can still walk now is a medical miracle for him.

"No! I, Duan Kun, will not accept this death! Lin Feng, you insulted me! I will pay you back a thousand times!"

Duan Kun looked down at his own Kun Kun, then turned around and looked at his way back.

At this moment, the road ahead is worrying and there is no way back.

Duan Kun hadn't eaten or drunk water for a long time, otherwise he would be afraid that even going to the toilet would be a big problem.

"Lin Feng, you actually threw me in here and didn't care about me! I must kill you, don't underestimate the strength of a baby like me! Archimedes once said, give me a fulcrum and I can move the earth! Today, I, Duan Kun, also say, give me a chance and I can kill Lin Feng!"

Duan Kun was sweating profusely, but he already had the intention to kill.

I may not have the physical strength, but I, Duan Kun, still have brains.

Given the current situation, if I, Duan Kun, take out my brain and weigh it, it would weigh two kilograms more than yours!

Duan Kun couldn't walk anymore, and then he crawled into the darkness of the kitchen like a maggot.

Crawling and crawling in the big corridor, using a big kitchen knife to chop off Lin Feng's big dog head!

One minute, five minutes, half an hour.

When Duan Kun crawled into the kitchen, he really didn't know how much time had passed.

“Hoo, hoo, hoo…Lin Feng, you’re dead. Wait until I, Duan Kun, get my knife, and I’ll let you know what it means to be fast within three steps!”

Duan Kun saw the kitchen not far away and showed murderous hatred in his eyes. Lin Feng, you have made me like this, I must kill you.

However, when Duan Kun looked up at the knife rack in the kitchen, his face was full of despair.

The knife holder was placed on the cutting board which was more than one meter high. Why was the knife that I could easily pick up before now out of reach?

This height is a bit too much for a baby.

"What should I do? As long as I get a knife, I can kill Lin Feng. No! I absolutely cannot admit defeat here! For these ten thousand years! I want you, Lin Feng, to pay me back with your life!"

Thinking of this, Duan Kun stood up again.

A real man will never admit defeat!

Then, Duan Kun tried to jump up, but with his height, it was as difficult for him to jump up and touch the knife as it was for Guo Jingming to give Yao Ming a slam dunk when playing basketball.

After jumping a few times, Duan Kun was really tired. With such a big head and jumping so many times, he felt that his cervical vertebrae were about to be broken.

"Deng deng deng..."

At this moment, someone came out?

When Duan Kun heard the sound, he quickly rolled under the sink. I only have one chance. If I am discovered, I will have no chance at all.

"Squeak..."

Just then, Hua Yan walked into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. It was obvious that she was not asleep, but a little hungry.

"Hehe, Lin Feng, I let you bully me every day. You also want me to use my supernatural powers to cure my CNM? You are so stupid that you can think of such a thing. I admit that I can't beat you, but I can eat you out of money!"

Hua Yan cursed while taking out a bunch of food and ice cream from the refrigerator and went back to his room to watch TV series.

He closed the refrigerator casually, turned around and left, without noticing Duan Kun crawling in the dark in the corner.

When Duan Kun saw the man leave and the crack on the refrigerator, his eyes lit up.

"God help me! God help me! Layer after layer after layer! As long as I climb up step by step! As long as I climb up! I will be the highest! Lin Feng, your life is in danger!"

Duan Kun quickly crawled out from the dark corner and pushed open the huge refrigerator door with all his strength.

"Woooooooo..."

At that moment, Duan Kun felt that the temperature had instantly changed from the 60-degree temperature in the dog days of summer to the coldest months of winter.

The cold wind nearly killed Duan Kun on the spot.

"Da da da…"

Duan Kun stood at the refrigerator door, his teeth chattering uncontrollably.

"In order to get the knife and to kill Lin Feng, I, Duan Kun, endured it. No matter if it's a mountain of swords or a sea of ​​fire, I will go through fire and water and die without hesitation! I will definitely climb to the top! I want to be Zhao Gao!"

Duan Kun endured the biting cold wind and climbed to the first level of the refrigerator's freezer wearing his thin pink children's clothes.

"Da da da…"

Just as he was about to climb to the second floor, footsteps were heard outside the kitchen again.

Duan Kun decisively chose to remain calm. How would he explain it if he was caught?

Then, Hua Yan's voice came from the door:

"Well, I felt that the sound of closing the refrigerator door just now was not right. It turned out that it was not closed tightly."

"boom!!!"

With the sound of a huge refrigerator door closing, Duan Kun felt numb all over.

But Duan Kun didn't take it seriously. He said, "You closed the door, so I can just open it again."

How big of a deal is this?

"Huhuhu..."

The moment the refrigerator door is closed, the refrigerator's refrigeration seems to sense the addition of a new object and begins to cool automatically.

Duan Kun immediately felt that the temperature around him began to drop rapidly.

It felt like going to the toilet in the northeast in winter wearing short-sleeved shirt and open pants.

At that moment, Duan Kun's KunKun, who could only be seen through a microscope, was frozen to pieces on the spot.

"No! My Kun-Kun!"

Duan Kun roared, but the refrigerator had good sound insulation and they lived far away, so no one heard it.

"Pfft!"

Then, Duan Kun's KunKun grew again like leeks.

"No! It's been ten thousand years! Why are you still doing this to me!"

Duan Kun was desperate, he was really desperate.

In this situation, how should he face his former wives?

"I want to get out! Let me out!"

Duan Kun seemed to have thought of a solution and started pushing the refrigerator door with all his strength!

Although the door was icy cold, Duan Kun was in a hurry now!

However, he really underestimated the air pressure caused by thermal expansion and contraction, as well as the sealing degree of the refrigerator door.

Duan Kun tried his best but still couldn't move the refrigerator door at all.

"Dad Lin Feng! Moms! Where are you? Come and save little Kun Kun!"

Duan Kun roared in despair in the cold wind. At that moment, he regretted it.

How could I have overestimated my power?

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn’t have killed Lin Feng!

Who can save me!


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