Return to 2001 to pursue dreams

He punched his sore calves hard and rubbed his stiff face. It was already half past two in the morning. Gao Hongda tried his best to drive away the fatigue, but found that the effect was not great. He looked at the battery life displayed on the car. The mileage is less than 20 kilometers.

He knew that there was a charging station on the west side of Pan'an Lake nearby, so he secretly calculated in his mind how much money he would earn from this order. He had traveled more than 300 kilometers from leaving the car at 450 o'clock yesterday morning to collecting it now, and his turnover income was 8 yuan. I couldn't help but feel a little beautiful in my heart, and couldn't help but click on the turnover analysis on the Didi driver APP. Well, yes, the turnover this month will definitely exceed [-] yuan.

He skillfully plugged in the charging gun, scanned the QR code to charge, and patted his old friend affectionately - a new energy car he bought with a credit card five years ago. This car has traveled more than 30 kilometers with him, and he was thinking about it. It's pretty good. It really saves money. At least it saves the cost of a car. Although the front seats are too straight and the rear seats are too high, both the driver and passengers are not comfortable sitting down. There have been more than one A passenger raised this question, and Gao Hongda felt inexplicably inferior when he heard this. However, today's passengers were quite considerate. Seeing his embarrassment, he changed his words and said: Comfort is actually secondary. As long as it saves money, Money means making money.

He was very grateful to this passenger, and he also wanted to drive a Bentley to run Didi. Who didn’t like to see the surprised eyes of passengers, and he was very happy to explain over and over again that he was the CEO of a listed company, and he was running Didi. Just to experience life. In fact, deep down in my heart, I wish those fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged female students would tease the uncle: You really know how to play. Then he joked back naturally: I just like the way you have never seen the world.

Of course, all men’s shameless thoughts are more likely to become reality.

Gao Hongda couldn't help but be a little fanciful. He felt that he was a principled person and could resist everything in the outside world except temptation.

It's a pity that no beautiful college student will be too interested in an uncle who has become greasy, and besides, he is just an online ride-hailing driver.

Don't you think this is nonsense? I also want to challenge my weakness. Who will seduce me? The women in those so-called social software are all tempting, and the calls of "big brother, big brother, short brother" will make your heart tingle. Then, like many diaosi men, they couldn't help but swipe away the little gifts.

The young ladies on those live broadcast platforms swayed their waists and swayed their hips, maximizing their beauty. The big guys in front of the screen could poke holes in their phones with their fingers, lick sparks out of them, and bouquets of little roses. If you give it away, even if you work for three days in vain, you won't be able to see your sister losing in a PK designed by other anchors.

If not for anything else, it’s just for that sweet “little brother” that is so sweet to my heart.

Gao Hongda is not stupid, he will cherish every penny he has. After today, there are officially four. Unfortunately, nothing has been accomplished.

The interactive topic on the morning broadcast is tell me your highlight moments. Gao Hongda always loves to interact on the show. Whenever the host reads out his message, he always feels a great sense of satisfaction.

Highlight moment? Isn't this nonsense? If bragging counts, he feels that the light he emits can cover up the brilliance of the sun.

I took out the last cigarette in the cigarette box. It was a popular cigarette produced locally in Pengcheng called Xiaogong. The purchase price was 12 and the retail price was 19. It was a rip-off.

He squeezed the empty cigarette box into a ball of paper and threw it out of the car. Smoking this kind of cigarette was probably the only luxury consumption in his life. After all the hard work all year round, he had no cents left, but it seemed that there was still an unfinished loan left. .

He feels that he is definitely an investment expert. He bought a house when house prices were at their highest. He was very happy when he bought the house. The house was priced at 100 million, with a down payment of 30, a 30-year mortgage, and a total repayment of 140 million. After completing the procedures, A week later, the house price suddenly dropped to 70. After beating myself hard, I comforted myself by saying that at least I had a house and it would be good to get a second-hand wife.

Unfortunately, the truth is not so beautiful. He always likes to take jokes to the extreme in life. The property he purchased was in ruins. One million bought a stinking ditch, and it was the common asset of hundreds of families.

The house Gao Hongda bought, to be precise, he bought a debt. It is located in the Evergrande building not far from the charging station. This is the so-called sad place.

The stupid Evergrande has tricked me to death. In order to fill this hole, he had to choose to bear everything. The bank's collection calls made him restless. There were so many debt collection calls that he felt like he was covered in lice, but he was no longer afraid of it. I just didn't want to pay him back.

Sure enough, these rules are for honest people. When she straightened her back and chose to be an honest person, the bank did not recruit her. Whether you call the police or sue, it is of no use to a bachelor. It just proves the old saying: a tree without bark will definitely die, but a person without shame is invincible.

When interviewed by the court more than once, his answer always had only two words: no money.

He was imprisoned in the detention center without even paying for his meals. The detention center really didn't dare to let him starve to death inside, so they always kicked him out before he fainted from hunger. Stay away, don't die in a stinking mess.

The more times I went there, the staff also had headaches, and there was another freeloader. I even wanted to beg him, "Brother, I really can't find a place to sell my kidney."

It was not that he had never thought about selling his kidneys, but it was obvious that selling these two kidneys would not be enough.

Although there is no future for online ride-hailing, it is still a last resort. Who told him that all the companies he had worked for had closed down without exception? Even the government agencies he had worked for had been disbanded due to economic problems, and their leaders were investigated. He, an external employee, was shoveled out like shit.

After being unemployed for many times, he began to suspect that his fate was bad, so he spent two yuan to do a divination on Baidu. Sure enough, the five elements were short of gold, the sea was full of life, and the water flooded all directions, causing endless harm.

The money in my stomach was a bit uneasy. I untied my pants and got into the grass. The grass leaves teased the exposed large piece of flesh. Fortunately, it was late autumn, otherwise it would scare people enough. At least it wouldn't be a curious snake to urinate. Mouth is interested.

The fat belly is squeezed uncomfortably. I remember that I once had 6-pack abs, a chin and a neck. Now it’s better. The neck merges with the chin, and the 6-pack abs are tightly united into a lump of fat. This head Fatty is also very heartless. Even in the coldest months of winter, he is unwilling to burn himself to gain a bit of warmth for his master.

Think about that time, he was still called a handsome guy. Now it's good, he has directly surpassed the title of uncle and reached the level of master. If it weren't for the sake of money, he would definitely angrily yell at the passengers: Your whole family is a master.

Thinking about the past, we also went to college and college. The bright future that I once imagined has turned into the crap it is now.

I squatted in the grass and held back a cigarette, but the result was just a fart. Luckily it was just a fart because he didn't take toilet paper.

He lifted up his pants angrily, and there was a surge of air in his stomach. Gao Hongda bet that it was still just a fart. Unfortunately, he lost this time, and he lost miserably. So he jumped to the side of the car with his legs spread, and pulled it quickly I took out some tissue paper and randomly cleaned up this unexpected surprise.

He took off his underwear and threw it away. Even if it was not stained with feces, it was the end of his mission. The tatters would immediately turn into fishing nets. When a woman says she has nothing to wear, it means her clothes are not fashionable enough and she needs to buy new ones. When a man says he has nothing to wear, that means he really has nothing to wear. Let’s just talk about his underwear. He always thinks that they are just superfluous items. They are neither warm nor windproof. They only prevent the things in his crotch from dangling around. Other than that, it seems to have no other use. But today I got to see its other functions. After all, it was the underwear that took care of everything.

He returned to the car angrily. The battery was almost charged. He unplugged the plug, got in the car and started the ignition. Damn it, the dial showed a power battery failure again. The last time this happened, it cost him [-] yuan and a month of work in vain. Now, In the middle of the night in this wilderness, it's harder to find a tow truck than a wild ghost.

Isn't this unfortunate?

When I was a child, an old fortune-teller told me that he was destined to ride a horse and become a boss in the future. This old thing is really amazing. Nowadays, it’s just a car. If you drive a car, you’ve become a boss, but he’s just a car boss who runs online ride-hailing services. After I resigned from the company I worked for last time, I became a full-time driver. I originally wanted to drive a taxi, but I was afraid of losing my dignity as a college student. Driving an online car-hailing service could at least call me a part-time job and save a little bit. Bullshit face.

Alas, the more people live at the bottom of society, the more they care about the face that does not exist.

What a fate! Gao Hongda smiled miserably and shook his head helplessly. He has long been used to this miserable life, and it hasn't been smooth sailing since he graduated from college. He attributed his unlucky past 20 years to the fact that a 17-year-old hotel waiter in Hebei took the initiative to sacrifice himself to fulfill the dirty deeds. She was the legendary white tiger. Unless she was born with a blue dragon, ordinary people would not be able to suppress her. No, things have not gone smoothly for Gao Hongda since then.

At the age of forty, he also understood that he could not blame others for his bleak life. He had a weak character, followed blindly without any opinion, never had a plan for his life, and was too indulgent to himself. All his jobs were recommended by friends because he didn't know how to answer the interviewer's questions that seemed simple but actually had deeper meanings. A few years ago, he was interviewing the captain of a logistics company. He was asked what his career plans were. He said he wanted to open a repair shop, but even if he were a fool, he wouldn't be able to use this person.

He also worked as a security guard to make ends meet, and even comforted himself by saying that while others became security guards after the age of 60, he became one when he was in his 20s, which was equivalent to 40 years of detours in his life.

Later, under the persuasion of a friend, I took the exam to become a second-level construction engineer. Fortunately, my IQ was still online and I passed the exam.

The only thing that makes people uncomfortable is that every project he works on ends in a huge loss without exception.

So he gritted his teeth, swiped his credit card, bought a car and ran with Didi. Not long after, Didi was exposed to two vicious incidents of injury, and was subsequently sanctioned by relevant departments. It was forced to suspend the company just after it was listed in the beautiful country. He even doubted whether he had defeated Didi.

The bank that lent him the money was also unlucky. To meet such a terrible person, in order to trick him into repaying the loan, not only was the interest waived, but the principal was also given a [-]% discount. It was a bank that was determined to act like a bachelor. Can't afford it either.

It’s not that he has never done business before, the result can be imagined, and he lost nothing except his underpants.

Gao Hongda, who had long been accustomed to this unlucky physique, sat helplessly in the car, wanting to smoke a cigarette to relieve his boredom, but found that it was already gone. A familiar stench came from under his feet, and he immediately scolded his mother angrily. Who could be so incompetent, shitting in the wild, completely forgetting that he was in that place just now with the intention of being incompetent.

He jumped out of the car and rubbed the soles of his shoes vigorously on the cement floor. He took out the floor mats from the car and threw them far away.

With a wry smile, he raised his hands to the sky and shouted loudly: Heaven and earth, you want to kill me, right? Why don't you strike me with lightning?

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the lake in the distance like a whip, followed by a shrill sound of thunder, which made people's eardrums tremble.

Damn it, isn't it? Are you serious?

He was so frightened that he jumped into the car again and pulled out the shiny diamond beads. God, Buddha, God, Allah, bless you!

It turned out that he did not believe in gods and Buddhas. The immortals who had the most incense to see things could tell the unfavorable things that happened to him without any mistakes, so he gave up his atheism. From then on, in addition to believing in money, he also began to respect all kinds of things. The road god Buddha, even if there is a weasel passing in front of the car, he will quickly throw down a steel ball or a cigarette, chanting Wong Tai Sin, don't blame him.

However, the gods and Buddhas may be too busy to take care of him. Maybe the gods are also anxious for him and have prepared a 500 million grand prize for you. Don't be stingy with those two dollars to buy a lottery ticket.

The thunder in the middle of the night is the most terrifying, not to mention being so close. Those brainless ladies will be so thin that they will be blinded by a bolt of lightning. Don’t be so foolish. I won’t tell you whether the dog’s eyes can be blinded. As a matter of fact, It is impossible for a human being to be as thick as lightning. If you were as thick as lightning, even the thousand-ton crane of XCMG Group would not be able to serve you.

In the blink of an eye, there was thunder and lightning.

Gao Hongda was almost struck by lightning and stepped on feces. He was frightened and disgusted. The moment he raised his head, his pupils immediately dilated several times. A round fireball slowly floated towards him in the night sky. This thing He had seen it at the construction site. It was a cluster of lightning that would explode. No, after he rolled and crawled for tens of meters, his car was hit by the falling lightning ball and turned into a pile of broken frames in an instant.

The fire ignited everything that could be burned in the car, and also burned away the defense in his heart. This was the only treasure that could bring him income. He did not want to deliver food. That kind of profession would not easily satisfy his vanity and ambition. The mentality of showing off. He felt that that would rub his dignity as a college student around like shit on the soles of his feet.

No matter how good his mentality was, he couldn't remain calm at this moment.

The weather was like a joke. After two lightning bolts, there was no movement. It was as if the sky was brewing a excrement, but in the end it was just two farts.

Looking around blankly, the night sky was filled with stars again, and the stars that were not shining seemed to be deliberately mocking him. He cursed all the gods and Buddhas bitterly, saying that they were unkind and unjust. He acted as if he had no friendship with them. He didn't smoke a single cigarette from him, so why should they bless you?

After he calmed down, he began to think about how to die. This life was so damn frustrating. But I don’t seem to be willing to die like this. The big dreams I made when I was young have not been realized, such as sleeping with 100 girls. It’s sad to think about it. In the energetic years, everywhere It's a bathing center, and the girls there only need 88 to fall in love for half an hour. But he was arrogant, which was against the principles of Confucius and Mencius. When he understood that Confucius and Mencius could not do without women, the bathing centers all over the street disappeared and were replaced by various foot massages and steamings. Those whose parents were sick and whose younger brothers were gambling The sisters also disappeared without a trace. The community must have solved their real problems. Now it costs three to four hundred yuan to wash feet, which is a waste of time. He is not willing to spend this money. Suddenly, I remembered that I had a long-legged girl with me today. She had white stockings. One look at her made people salivate, which made this old loser feel a little better.

But seeing her only asset go up in flames, from now on, no matter whether she has black or white stockings or bare legs, she won't be able to have any close contact with him. Then my heart began to throb and hurt again.

Before he could calm down, he saw a sight that he could only see in science fiction movies. A flying saucer. Yes, it was definitely a flying saucer.

It seemed to stop in front of him in an instant. There was no flashing LED light effect, it was just a big plate with three legs. A ladder hung from the bottom of the plate, and two creatures floated down, with human heads. Behind him is a thick and long tail like a python. Without any explanation, they swayed up to Gao Hongda, held up his arms and returned to the cabin.

During the whole process, Gao Hongda had no time to make any movements or even expressions. He felt like the dream was getting bigger in his mind.

Is this what death feels like? Shouldn't there be black and white people who are often dragged into the underworld with iron chains around their necks? The dirty things in his mind were enough to make him experience various tortures in the eighteen levels of hell. In his remaining consciousness, he felt the need to argue with the judge. He had the idea but never took the time to decide whether it could be considered an attempted crime, so he tried again. If having indescribable intimacy with his right hand when he was lonely during his lifetime was considered a sin, then forget it and give up the struggle. He was simply guilty.